Been a while since I've seen one of these so let's see what you can do.
For those of you who don't know how to play the rules are simple, I will start by making a wish, someone will then reply to me and grant my wish in a twisted fashion before making a wish themselves.
>I wish for an actual FiM movie.
>>26742830
The movie is great, true to the show, and well made, but it completely obliterates each and every head canon you had.
>I wish people would stop arguing about whether EQG or the comics are canon or not.
>>26742830
Granted, but it tanks so hard Hasbro cancels the series and goes straight to an Eqg spinoff.
> I wish Flurry Heart is actually a decent poni
>>26742857
Sure, they both become cannon and get incorporated into later episodes of the show.
> I wish Apple pony becomes new princess.
>>26742857
Granted, but they start arguing about whether individual episodes of the show are canon.
>I wish I could tell my waifu how much I love her
>>26742858
You wish is deemed impossible and depresses the genie into taking up drinking.
Sorry, anon.
>>26742867
She becomes an alicorn/"princess" along with the rest of the mane 6 as part of a new temporary power.
Emphasis on "temporary".
>I wish the episodes would innately work, without having to make a character temporarily stupid just to advance the plot line/make the episode make any sense.
>>26742858
Granted, but she only shows up for one episode, and never gets mentioned again
>I wish M.A Larson would start posting on /mlp/
>>26742902
>without having to make a character temporarily stupid
Sure thing. They add a new character that is CONSISTENTLY stupid and that is the source of all problems in future episodes. We now have a Scrappy/Wesley. Spike cries tears of joy for no longer being the bottom of the totem pole.
>>26742918
Granted, and your wish is it's own punishment.
>I wish to be the little mare, without any mental changes.
>>26742902
Granted, now they become stupid permanently
>>26742918
Granted, but he is a nyxposter.
>I wish to be the little mare
>>26742941
>>26742942
What the actual fuck.
>>26742942
You get substantial mental changes.
>>26742941
You don't.
I wish ponies were allowed to swear.
>>26742969
Granted, but they only speak in a unknown dialect
>I wish a portal to equestria
>>26742941
>>26742942
Granted, your personalities merge and you two have to fight over control of your petite mare body.
>I wish Trixie gets more good episodes
>>26742989
Granted, but you can never go through it
>I wish I could travel to any fictional universe I want, ala /tg/'s JumpChain
>>26742989
Granted, but the portal works like the one in the S5 finale, leading to horrifying alternate timelines.
>I wish Trixie got more episodes
>>26743002
Granted, but everytime she shows up, you go to sleep.
>>26743015
That's just cruel
>>26743004
Granted, but because you invoked /tg/, their style of questing takes over all boards, and characterization plays second fiddle to game mechanics forever more.
>>26743020
I'm the champion of Cards against humanity. Nothing gets crueler than me.
>I wish for a OC plush
>>26743025
>implying I care while I'm running around the multiverse with my waifu having fun
you seem to have misread the wish, because I don't care about that corruption
>>26743028
Granted, it's Nyx.
>I wish I could start a family with my waifu
>>26743046
Granted, but all your children end up as the Equestrian counterparts of Hitler and Stalin.
>I wish for a cup of happiness.
>>26743046
granted, but your waifu dies giving birth
>>26743042
You're right, I misread that. Okay, you can go universe hopping like /tg/ describes, but you have to bring everyone from /tg/ with you to each universe yo visit. I hope the ponies want to hear some strong opinions on why elves suck.
>>26743046
Granted, But all of your descendants suffer horrible deformations and birth defects.
>>26743066
You sick son of a bitch.
>>26743060
Granted, but its boiling at a constant 500 degrees farenheit
>I want to get 1000 dollars
>>26743060
granted, but you can't drink it
>>26743066
I'll just stick them all in my warehouse and tell them to fuck off, because Jumpchain
HA, CANNOT BE CORRUPTED
>>26743077
Granted, but it's stolen, easily trackable money and you'll go to prison for 20 years if you're caught with it
>>26743078
>I'll just stick them all in my warehouse
Good luck with that.
>>26743077
Granted, but dollars aren't used anymore.
>I wish for a waifu bodypillow
>>26743077
Zimbabwe dollars, granted
>I wish for more Celestia/Luna episodes that explore their character
>>26743086
That's a small and depressing enough wish that I say we just give it to him. Enjoy your meager dreams, anon.
>>26743077
Granted, but you get jailed for tax evation
>I wish a fully functioning hirsecock
>>26743084
I don't think you understand the magic of JumpChain's Warehouse
they'll all get counted as companions, and thus the warehouse creates a space for them, meaning all of /tg/ will stay in my fucking Warehouse doing /tg/ things because the Warehouse is a pocket dimension and can fit a hotel in it.
>>26742830
I'll get you a FiM movie...
...but my FiM means Farting in Mom
>>26743086
Granted, but it isn't your waifu.It's a nyxfag's pillow, and it's sticky.
>>26743102
I don't think you understand how wish corruption threads work, anon. You wished for jumpchain. The other anon said the twist was you had the company of undesirables. You said "my solution is to remove the twist". It doesn't work that way. Accept your wish corruption.
>>26743113
>I wish to die
>>26743110
I wish for a Farting in Mom movie.
>>26743124
Granted, but only at an unknown later date decades into the future.
>>26743128
Granted. You and your mother are the main actors.
>>26743128
But Mom stands for "Meat of [vicims of]Malnutrition"
>>26743124
Granted, you are know a die.placed upon the stickiest spot on the nyx pillow.
>>26743123
but the Warehouse follows me around to every universe, thus it follows the rule
They won't want to leave anyways because the Warehouse will provide infinite GOOD food and water, also all the /tg/ shit they could want.
If they have to actually leave the warehouse once per universe, I'll just take them on a small excursion sometime during my 10 year stay in a world.
You really should read up on JumpChain before you try to corrupt it, there's so many worse things you could do to a Jumper
>>26743150
You asshole.
>I wish for a nyx
I wish to receive a lifetime supply of ice creamINB4 Granted, but the flavor is "Boot to the Head" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfMcxmOBmpk
>>26743146
I wish for a Farting in Meat of Malnutrition Movie.
>>26743162
granted, but she's missing her hairband
>>26743124
Granted, but you will suffocate by your own shit.
>>26743166
But Farting means "Forgetful Asshole Repeats Trends Instead of Negotiating with Griffons"
>>26743162
Granted, you are now a die sandwiched between a sticky pillow and a terrified sticky nyx, and the nyxfags are coming.soon to be in more ways than one
>>26743186
>I wish for stomach strong enough to stand a nyx orgy.
>>26743155
If they wouldn't want to leave, why would you?
If you would want to leave, why wouldn't they?
Why are you trying so hard to be the one guy who gets a wish without corruption? You clearly understood what the guy corrupting your wish meant, he meant you had to bring a bunch of people with you. If that's what the corruption said, then that's what the corruption said. They come out into the world with you.
>>26743184
I wish for a Forgetful Asshole Repeats Trends Instead of Negotiating with Griffons in Meat Of Malnutrition movie.
>I wish that all dumb characters in FiM are banished.
>>26743206
Anon, he's a tg guy. He's going to try and weasel his way out on technicalities. Let the munchkin be.
>>26743092
Granted, but mlp is canceled before the episodes can air.
>I wish my waifu to love me
>>26743216
Granted, but you end up with them.
>>26743216
Granted but stupid is a vauge term...
>i wish for my own new plush
>>26743201
Granted, your plastic die stomach is strengthened ten-fold, but now, due to roid rage, is fist fighting you on top of the pillow while being endlessly showered in nyxfag fluids.
>>26743211
Granted, but the movie is 90 hours long, has a single note slammed on a piano key at 160 bpm, and also features the death of Bambi, Old Yeller and Optimus Prime, and has fifteen deus ex machinas at the end and an unwarranted dance sequence with loud polka and bagpipes.
>>26743201
Granted, but you can't liver it.
>>26743227
Just fucking cruel.
>I wish for a way to end my suffering in the 'banish zone'.
>>26743164
Granted, but it'sboot to the lower head.
I wish formy waifu to love me.
>>26743236
Now THAT'S my kind of movie. I wish for a sequel.
>>26743240
Granted, you leave. but with all the characters banished.
>>26743247
Seconding this wish.
>>26743242
Granted, but your waifu will be completely immobile, have green, slimy skin, and have no features except two fog-filled holes for eyes.
>>26743242
You will never meet your waifu.
>>26743247
>>26743253
Granted, but the sequel is only released in Cantonese
>>26743228
That's even worse.
>I wish for a way to kill them.
>>26743266
Granted, but every time you kill one, you lose a finger.
>>26743275
Fuck. You got me.
>>26743275
What happens if he kills eleven of them, anon?
>>26743206
eh, fuck it, release the fa/tg/uys, as long as I can get to my waifu first It doesn't matter and most of them will probably die along the way.
>>26743264
I wish for legible English subtitles for what the characters are saying.
>>26743293
He'll lose 11 fingers. If more than 20, he'll start losing limbs.
>>26743294
That's the spirit! Embrace the "eh, close enough".
>>26743298
You twisted fuck.
What if I lose my limbs? Will I lose my soul?
>>26743298
What happens if he's out of limbs and he orders people killed?
>>26743295
Granted, but they're upside down and reverse.
>I wish to be a mare for a day.
>>26743317
Granted. It's a day you have jury duty and it's very awkward for everyone involved. No touching yourself in the jury box, anon.
>>26743317
Granted, but you have to take a shit every hour.
>>26743311
Well, doubledubs Anon, he'll still lose his genitals.
Then he'll get his limbs and fingers back. I doubt he'll stop after that, though.
>>26743317
Granted, but this is based on Venus days (116.75 earth days) and you cannot cum or orgasm
>>26743302
...fuck now I kinda want a story about this Anon and all the fatguys in equestria
>>26743339
Yeah I won't.
>I wish that Celestia becomes retarded, so I can kill her too.
>>26742869
You tell her, you both start crying and hug each other in love. Five seconds later, you're back on earth
>>26743350
Granted, but she was giving you your limbs back as a conspiracy to kill everyone.
>>26743098
Granted, but you have a permanent boner.
>>26743408
I don't see the downside.
>I wish free guns, Legit guns, not airshit
>>26743444
Granted, but you only shoot those trips.
>>26743444
Granted, but all of them are SBR.
You feel your dog getting shot.
I wish everyone in this thread but me would be permab&ed
>>26742941
>>26742942
The hive mind is real!
>>26742952
>>26742953
The hive mind is even more real!
>>26742918
Granted, but he gets fired.
>I wish we finally got more good fandom music
>>26743806
Granted, but it's all pop and Selena Gomez tier mainstream
