"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you

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"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you have made today, but I think we are both well aware of the answer. So, I'm going to rephrase myself; Anon, go out and make some friends."

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:36:41 Post No.26736620
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:36:41 Post No.26736620 [Report]

>>26736593
"No."

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:36:47 Post No.26736622
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:38:26 Post No.26736638
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>>26736622
But what if you're not hungry for a whole ass and want to save some for later?

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:40:03 Post No.26736653
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:40:03 Post No.26736653 [Report]

>>26736593
"Fuck you sun-butt, I don't need friends the only thing I need is sex."
>"Fine you win Anon, you may rut me."
>Anon sex Celly
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:42:27 Post No.26736682
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>>26736593
But who would want to be friends with an lazy autistic NEET

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:45:56 Post No.26736719
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>>26736682
>Using terms like NEET

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:45:56 Post No.26736720
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>>26736638
Hey, never do a ~~half assed~~ job.

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:49:59 Post No.26736767
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>>26736719
Possibly. I never got a chance to find out if I like kissing boys, or girls

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:51:14 Post No.26736782
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>>26736767
do you need some help?

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:52:27 Post No.26736791
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>>26736593
And how many friends have you made today Celestia?

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:54:30 Post No.26736808
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>>26736782
probably

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:55:21 Post No.26736816
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:55:21 Post No.26736816 [Report]

>>26736593
>obligatory story about anon wanting to start with Celestia and ending out with him fucking her for some reason

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:55:44 Post No.26736821
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:55:44 Post No.26736821 [Report]

>>26736593
You know something, Princess? I really. Hate. People. They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species, and how dare you try and make me care about them! You are a god damn hallucination you stupid white horse, and I do NOT have to listen to you.

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 00:57:06 Post No.26736834
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>>26736821
Wow.
Your speech is indeed ~~cutting edge~~

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:01:17 Post No.26736870
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>>26736821
"Yes, Anon, good. Give in to the misanthropy. Stay inside."

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:02:10 Post No.26736881
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>>26736593
"Get out of my room, Mom!!!!"

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:08:10 Post No.26736933
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:08:10 Post No.26736933 [Report]

>>26736870
>You will never bunker down from Sunhorse and the roaming Normies with Moondancer

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:20:17 Post No.26737035
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:20:17 Post No.26737035 [Report]

>>26736870
I'm a sociopath, comes with the territory
>>26736933
>you become friends with moondancer
>this satisfies them enough to leave you alone
hmm, might work

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:21:42 Post No.26737050
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Anonymous 2016-03-13 01:21:42 Post No.26737050 [Report]

>>26736593

I made friends with Pinkie Pie

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 02:00:46 Post No.26737470
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>>26736821
Pic related.

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Anonymous 2016-03-13 02:05:09 Post No.26737505
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>>26737470
except I don't believe that, I'm dishonest and self serving as all fuck, I just don't deny it like the rest of the world. I don't say this shit to make myself feel better, I say it because it's what I believe, like anyone of any religion, including ~~atheism~~
"Deep and insightful" isn't what I'm going for here, m8, I'm going for "ran out of fucks to give a long time ago"