>"Anon, I'm more than thousand years old. Of course I had a lot of coltfriends and even husbands. Why this so frustrates you?"
>>26735267
>why this so frustrates you?
If you're gonna funpost, learn english, Sven
>>26735267
Because it means your vagoo must be loose
>>26735267
I'm not frustrated! Who... who asked you anyway, jerk!
>>26735267
This kills the boner.
I just imagine a headcanon where she intentionally refuses to any lovers due to the fact she'd had to watch them wither of old age.
Making her very, VERY pent up. But a thousand years of training has made her very good holding it.
>>26735267
Because you want a "happy ending."
Because you "love your friends."
Because you "never give up."
>>26735267
That explains the graveyard out back
>>26735365
as awesome as those lines are, Not sure what they have to do with this thread.
>Celestia thinks that Anon is frustrated because he feels like just another notch on her bedpost
>Anon is actually frustrated because he feels that he can't offer her the same level of love that her previous husbands could
>Luna tries to explain the confusion to both of them but they're so stubborn that she's shouted down each time
>Castle shenanigans or feels green?
>>26735388
Simple: fuckall
>>26735651
Hahaha! So funni!Kill yourself.
>>26735267
>What the heck
"Celly, what's wrong with you?"
>"What are you meaning?"
"You're talking funny."
>"What is you talking about? I am talking fine."
"You're losing sentence structure. That's not normal at all."
>Scrunchy sun horse face
>Rapid shaking
>Sudden burst of smoke
>"ABORT ABORT ABORT"
>Angry buzzing noises as a changeling flies away.
"What. The fuck."
>>26735267
Because your marehood flaps around like pankaces in a hurricane. I bet you can't even feel my dick in that thing!
>>26735300
Celestia is cute Svedish girl!
>>26737112
>"In Gotheburg I haf many lover. Why this so frustrate you? You vant filly know what she is doing, ja?
>>26736478
I doubt she could either way.
>>26735364
That headcanon is shit. No matter what excuse you make for Anon to be "the one who takes her innocence", there are literally a million better candidates that she would have met far sooner.
