>After a night of particularly heavy drinking you awake to find yourself in Equestria (how original)
>Halfway between hungover and still drunk you lie in the ditch where you awoke marveling at how heavy your hooves are and how bright everything is and how goddamn loud that noise is
>With only one eye half open you look around to find the source of what sounds like a coconut being hit against your skull
>When you see it you shit a little, but that's okay because you're not wearing pants anyway
>Walking along a dirt path is a unicorn
>Not just any unicorn, it's Twilight Sparkle
>Ducking down a little to hide yourself and your erection, you witness this whole scene, that you've seen a hundred times before, play out right in from of you
>As the purple unicorn runs off it hits you, not only are you in Equestria, but you're in episode 1
You have complete knowledge of everything about to unfold, that is, until you interfere.
What do?
>>26727488
>(how original)
As if making Anon a pony somehow makes this prompt more original.
>>26727488
>What do?
become a fortune teller. have anal sex with discord.
>>26727511
I don't know hot to writefag good, I just wanted to keep the prompt short and skip the whole "awake in a strange land, look at your hands THOSE AREN'T HANDS" generic bullshit.
I just thought this could get some funny ideas going about anon screwing with events from the show.
>>26727572
I'm going to go look at Octavia porn now.
>>26727572
like waiting at the castle of the two sisters?
>Wait for Twilight to deal with the nightmare moon shit
>Burn the library along with every book in it
>Twilight never figures out how to solve that cutie mark shit at the end of S3 without her book
>Princess Twilight never comes to pass
>>26727572
Dadoneequss Discord already pretty much covers this. Since Anon has pretty much fucked up or skewed season 5 episodes
>>26727488
>Twilight! I know you don't know me, but I know you. I'm from another world and your future and I've come here to warn you to not, I repeat NOT, try and complete any of Starswirl the Beardeds spells! If you do calamity will fall all of Equestria, you don't know the horrors I've seen! Wait no I'm not crazy you have to listen to me!
>>26727511
>You are Johnonymous
>You are an extreme leftwing libcuck who loves it when women shit on his face
>You are also an awesome red and black alicorn OC and all the mares want to shit on your face in this world
This is you. This is what you want. This is what you read every time you go to that shitty fimfiction site of yours.
And you defend it like its god's gift to man while pretending everything here is bad because it doesn't pander to your special snowflake ideals.
I know you want to have a name and a trip to feel like you matter, please don them so that I may filter you.
>>26727903
That's a lot of buzzwords and implications with just a smidge of fetish projecting. Perfect ingredients for a butthurt post. Very tasty my friend. Back to fapping.
>>26727682
>Get thrown into the dungeon for being crazy, hannibal style
>All of your predictions come to pass over time
>Eventually the princesses reluctantly ask for insight into events
"Quid pro quo, Sunbutt."
>>26727511
>the joke
>your head
>>26727488
>rape
>>26727488
Take her power. take it all, we shall become a god.
>>26727587
Good taste
>>26727488
Begin by revealing yourself to the world by telling everyone about nightmare moon, everyone thinks you are a prophet, start a cult, become more and more deluded and like a Nazi.
