ITT: we open a portal to Equestria

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ITT: we open a portal to Equestria 2016-03-11 03:01:20 Post No. 26719424
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ITT: we open a portal to Equestria Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:01:20 Post No. 26719424 [Report]

YOG-SOTHOTH KNOWS THE GATE
YOG-SOTHOTH IS THE GATE
YOG-SOTHOTH IS THE KEY AND GUARDIAN OF THE GATE

PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, ALL ARE ONE IN YOG-SOTHOTH

YI-NASH-YOG-SOTHOTH-HE-PONI-FI-THRODOG-YAH!

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:02:40 Post No.26719440
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>>26719424
one day shit like this will actually work and we'll all go insane

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:03:57 Post No.26719451
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:03:57 Post No.26719451 [Report]

>>26719424
I've already discovered the portal to equestria. It's smoking a DMT laced joint and laying on your back with your eyes closed. Or you can be a man and skip the marijuana all together.

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:04:09 Post No.26719453
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:04:09 Post No.26719453 [Report]

>>26719440
Im-fucking-plying some of us don't already know the yellow sign.

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:04:48 Post No.26719459
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OPEN SESAME

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:14:08 Post No.26719543
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>>26719440
>he doesn't even dance naked around an idol in Louisiana swamps after sacrificing people to the Great Old Ones

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:15:06 Post No.26719550
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:15:06 Post No.26719550 [Report]

Okay I got this. I just need 20 virgins, a goat, and Lauren Faust's underwear.

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:15:31 Post No.26719552
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>>26719424
Stop playing with elderich forces OP.

They who in ancient darkness slumber mustn't be awoken by he who suckles masculine genitals!

F'TANG NRR'LTGH ZUM M'AATAH!

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:16:08 Post No.26719556
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>>26719424
finally, I made something useful in my life.

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:45:47 Post No.26719828
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Anonymous 2016-03-11 03:45:47 Post No.26719828 [Report]

>>26719424
You idiot. Are you trying to destroy your soul?

I've been around for a long time and I've been constructing a portal to Equestria using ancient artifacts of /mlp/

You need to make Artificial Mare Juice of Rainbow Dash.
Secondly you'll need your own cum jar
Afterwards you will need a brand new sugar star
Offer up your closest Waifu plush too.
For the fifth step you'll need peetzer, bacon, a mcflurry, moon drip, and wild berry Pop-Tart to mimic the shitpostgods
For the 6th and final step, you must arrange these items within a Friendship Circle and offer up your Central Nervous System as Tribute. When all is complete you most a picture and have a really powerful GET to activate it.

Then you'll be.....

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Anonymous 2016-03-11 06:58:08 Post No.26721488
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