Why does no one ever talk about best zebra?
inb4 HOL UP
>>26710698
>didnt inb4 correctly
HOL UP!
>>26710698
Nigger pone is worst pone because she is a nigger.
>>26710698
>*Smacks Lips*
WE
>>26711080
ARE THE CRYSTAL
>>26711107
METH
>>26711080
ARE IN THE BEAM
>>26711069
*glass shatters*
>>26711111
nice quints my friend
checked
>>26711116
WHAT
>>26711116
Even the cold stones seem bent on preventing passage.
>>26711128
STEP UP
>>26711114
>>26710698
>makes Zecora thread
>doesn't rhyme
one job.
>>26710698
Would Zecora found/support a pony equivalent of black lives matter?
>Derpy gets a second job as a security guard
>She gets assigned to a gated high-wealth Canterlot suburban neighborhood
>can't afford anything more than a Kel-Tec PF9
>spies a young male Zebra named Neighvon
>clearly inner-city riff raff
>Derpy loads one in the chamber and tails Neighvon
>Neighvon confronts Derpy
>Derpy fires one round in self-defense
>Kel-Tec fails to eject
>Doesn't matter because first round stopped Neighvon
>Derpy now subject to ridicule and hatred by Zebra community
>she's forced to go into hiding but ends up filthy rich because of the event's high publicity
>Zebras like Zecora chanting and rioting against Canterlot guard
>"Neighvon was slain by the pony of muffins,
>Neighvon was a good colt, he dindu nuffin!"
