Hi /MLP/! I got this Maud funko toy a while ago and it is absolutely amazing! To me, anyway. I really do that autistic little rock horse...
I had planned to keep her in the box, so she wouldn't get damaged or anything... Haha, anyway, my reason for posting this is: Dubs decide whether I take it out of the box and cum on it or leave it in the box to stay on my shelf untouched.
See you guys soon!
>>26693472
Neither. The first we've seen countless times, the second is too boring an end.
Take it out of the box andhave it make spaghetti.
You heard me right. I want to see this little horse "participate" while you make spaghetti;
Take her out of the box and treat her well with all of the love you have left
>>26693488
Dammit I wanted my spaghetti.
...Ah well, better luck next time.
>>26693488
Take her on a date and kiss
show her your love
call 911
>>26693488
Took her out and treated her to rock soup! Made with all the love I could stomach!
>>26693597
drink it
>>26693597
Put on some music, maybe some rock?
>>26693597
Try to seduce or flirt, reveal your rocky charm. You got this date!
>>26693620
This
>>26693597
That's cute
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write rock poetry and sing rock songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your rocks. My name is Tom, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in Ponyville. Please be in Ponyville.
>>26693627
Oh my keks
>>26693627
>and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen
tfw I messaged girls with shit like that when I was about thirteen
Sorry everyone! OP here! Lots of great suggestions, but while i was waiting for dubs, everyone got pretty tired. Guess that rock soup really hits the spot, huh? Anywho, I'm gonna hit the proverbial hay too! Might do this again, maybe make some spaghetti or something! See you guys next time!
G'night all!
>>26693742
Good night op.
>>26693742
Have a rocky sleep
>>26693472
Here's an idea you could take it out of the box and not cum on it.
Revolutionary I know.
bumb, we ar expecting oyu in the morning, op
>>26693472
Dat old Samsung cellphone with a battery literally lasting a full week
