Would you be able to cope with your waifu being diagnosed with herpes?
Assuming for the sake of angst-bait that it's just as incurable in Equestria as in real life.
>>26677836
that would depend on whether or not i was the one who gave it to her.
>>26677861
Do you have herpes?
If not, then you didn't.
>>26677885
then the solution is simple. we have sex, and it becomes 'our' herpes.
well I lost my virginity to a woman who said she had herpes
I thought I got herpes from her
been tested twice and both came back negative
she did give me 2 other stds though....
>>26677836
Yeah
>>26677836
What kind of glutton for punishment faggot are you, dude.
>>26677898
Was one of them aids? I hope it was aids, I hope you get aids.
>>26677910
gonorrhea and chlamydia
why hope I get aids? what did I ever do to anyone?
>>26677836
>>26678029
Link to the original?
>>26678247
https://e621.net/post/show/167278/anus-bed-blush-butt-cutie_mark-dialogue-equine-fem
He's DNP on Derpi for some reason
>>26678287
Thanks anon.
>>26677898
Was she black?
>>26677836
>what is condomn
>>26678678
>not fully experiencing the true feeling of coming inside
Why even have sex then?
>>26677910
I hope you die a slow, painful death, and your memory forgotten within weeks of your eventual suicide, you unprincipled, shaky doofus.
>>26678029
Apparently Google thinks pone menstruation pads should be a thing.
>>26678710
>getting herpes
No sir, I want to have a healthy life
>>26678796
Then don't date sluts.
>>26678871
Then don't fuck ever*
Ftfy
Even condoms can break.
>>26677836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0
>>26679405
Every girl was a virgin at some point, anonymous.
>>26679537
You can have stds even if you are a virgin, anonymous.
>>26679551
No you can't. They're called SEXUALLY transmitted diseases for a reason, dumbass.
>>26679632
>Implying you can't pass it through syringes or indirect contact
>>26679632
>Masturbation
That's something that still puts you at risk.
>>26679711
Aaaahahahahahaahhahahahahaahahaha
Holy virgin alarm
>>26677836
I thought you can't get STD's from horses in any shape or form?
>>26679417
So basically It's just a rash that won't go away.
>>26679632
You idiot, why do you think people put that little paper cover on toiler seats?
>>26679922
>thinking you can get STDs from toilet seats
Haha oh shit, this keeps getting funnier.
>>26680241
Adding to my own post though, that you can get crabs from infected bedsheets.
>>26677885
You
I like the way you think
>>26681143
woops, meant for >>26677893
>>26680241
>"Is it possible I got pregnant from, like, a toilet seat or something? Maybe a sperm found its way up there."
>"It's more likely you got pregnant from the penis that found its way up there."
>>26677836
MEH.....herps slurpies....it's all the same mang. I don't really care.
>>26677893
Damn nigga that's some solid commitment to your horse wife you got there
>>26681191
Women are pretty fucking kinky
