>"Umm Anon.....do you know where I can buy some weed?"
>"Ever since treehugger left...it's been kind of hard to come buy...."
>>26664392
Sorry, I already mowed the lawn.
>>26664392
http://fmivsuu2vmubsdhx.onion.link
>>26664392
>Ask Fluttershy for a marijuana contact
>Get the name of the dealer
>It's Treehugger
>Report the Treehugger to crime stoppers
>Just got a 450 bits reward in the mail because she was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>Act pissed off at Fluttershy that she gave me the contact to someone being arrested
>mfw
>>26664706
Kek
>>26664706
bru, what if she don't have a computer?
>>26664718
>not growing the dankest kush and having amazing stoner sex with qt hippie horse erryday
>>26664896
>being a degenerate
>>26664392
Depends, are you buying me some too?
>>26664782
Then... how did she post here?
>>26664392
"What happened to you, Flutters? You used to be cool. Sorry, I have no time for indolent degenerates. Some of us are industrious."
>>26664896
>getting STD
>being a trash
>>26664392
Why the fuck does flutter shy have Ponkpoon's cutiemark
>>26664392
"Wait, what? Weed is legal here, Fluttershy. There's a store right in Ponyville that sells it. Why did you need Treehugger for weed?"
>"Ummmm..."
"Since when do you smoke weed anyway?"
>"I have for a while now... ever since Pinkie had me try some at a party. I don't know if you ever noticed, but I can have a lot of anxiety issues sometimes..."
"I noticed."
>"Well, it helps me relax. It's nice to feel relaxed."
"But what did you need Treehugger for?"
>"Well, I didn't want to bring it up..."
"But?"
>"You see, I kinda..."
"You kinda what?"
>"I kinda like to cuddle while I'm high..."
>>26667623
Fluttershy, were gonna need to get in contact with Treehugger as soon as possible
>>26667697
assworship tier
i wanna have sex
>>26664718
this shit is why nobody likes you
>>26664392
>weed
Fluttershy this area is heavily populated by native americans, we got peyote
and its mostly legal
>>26664718
Take a hike, narc faggot.
>>26664979
>not being a degenerate
>"Ehh..you seem like kind of a lightweight, to be honest, Shy."
>'I..I am, T-treehugger had been getting me some stuff she called b-brick weed.'
>"WHAT?! Ah, hell nah, she makin' you smoke that Bobby Brown instead of that Al Green?"
>'It d-does the job...'
>"Heh, it's alright, I understand some folks get down differently. We're going to puff on some hawwwrd shit though, might feel like you got shot in the chest."
>'Oh dear..'
>>26669300
Man it's perfectly fine for a lightweight to smoke the cheap stuff and get comfortably stoned and cuddle and have a good time, you don't have to go for maximum weed coma every time you light up.
>>26669343
Ain't trippin, bruh. I been at it for a while now, started out on stress myself.
>>26664979
>posting on /mlp/
>not being a degenerate
