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You know it's true.
>straight
>White
Yeah, probably.
>Cis and Straight
Yeah, no. They'd probably SJW as shit, so they'd have all those demi-semi-para-rama-lama-ding-dong sexualities.
>>26471596
>check link
>its real
At the very least, they'd be into femdom and demand male obedience, if not full on lesbian and consider males to be a lesser species only to be used for occasional breeding
This is why I like this show
>>26471635
Man you're a fucking cuck.
>>26471635
>everything you just said
>>26471596
Dash would probably be a lesbo but yeah you're mostly right.
Also nigger twilight still gives me keks to this day.
>>26471596
What's the down side?
>>26471596
>redpilled-mlp-headcanons
>tumblr.com
>>26471635
Anon that's my fetish.
>>26471635
Anon, it's fine if you want to be tied to the bed by some dominatrix hottie.
It's not fine to literally get off to the idea of you being a lesser being than a woman.
Stop being a cuck.
>this thread
/pol/ pls go
>>26471753
/pol/ has always been here you fucking dingus.
>>26471644
>>26471649
>>26471738
I'm being realistic based on Equestrian society, DYEWTS
>>26471691
My nigga
>>26471596
>white VAs
>who use accents and speech patterns typical to white people
>written by whites
>in the Great White North
>in a world with a mashup of western European and American themes
Feels good man.
>>26471608
>>26471614
>cis straight white voice actresses
>cis straight white mannerisms in the show
>>26471798
I dunno about you, but I've seen a lot of Latina chicks talk and act like RD in the show.
>>26471808
Athletic and slightly arrogant?
>>26471808
Except Dash doesn't draw her eye brows on and leave her house in sweatpants and wifebeaters.
![rainbow___armor_by_midnite99-d5ndtm9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pRN8OCZ.png "rainbow___armor_by_midnite99-d5ndtm9[1].png")
>>26471808
Did they also LARP as Romans?
>>26471798
>cis straight
>cis = straight
Your b8 is bad and you should feel bad
>>26471822
Exactly.
>>26471825
> implying
>>26471826
How many white chicks have you seen LARP as Romans, m8?
>>26471596
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity would definitely be white. There's no way to argue that, their families and mannerisms are so far in favor of that it would be next to impossible to argue any other way.Although I do have a soft spot for feisty Hokkiado Cowgirl Applejack.
>>26471753
>not being an sjw makes you a /pol/tard
Kill yourself, with a rusty spike.
>>26471596
>>26471896
>implying
Dude, I'm a spic, but most mexican girls are worse than the stacie-est white chick.
>>26471919
They might be polar opposites, but they accomplish the same thing at the end of the day.
>>26471635
>being this beta
no wonder the white race is dying
![LARP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TFD7oyw.jpg "LARP[1].jpg")
>>26471896
>How many white chicks have you seen LARP as Romans, m8?
Okay, none, but I've seen white dudes do it.
LARPing seems to be mainly a white thing in my experience, unless we're talking about KANGS stuff.
>>26471808
But she's not 19 years old with a 5 year old and 3 year old and another kid on the way, and she doesn't pay in WIC checks, so...
>>26471945
Yeah well I'm neither a sjw or a /pol/tard. I'm just a socialist faggot that likes MLP
![post-18035-0-48414600-1428374186[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xSlGH1x.png "post-18035-0-48414600-1428374186[1].png")
>>26471961
>I'm just a socialist faggot that likes MLP
The national variety?
>>26471983
The "feel the bern" variety.but I am an aryannefag
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>>26472011
I found you a new place to live, f-a-m.
>>26471596
And they'd be getting railed by thundercocked Chads on a regular basis.
Even Fluttershy.
Especially Fluttershy.
>>26472030us jews got to stick together
Why do you even care about them in human form?
>>26472043
This has always been my greatest fear.
Them coming to Earth and immediately being swooped on by Chad & Tyrone.
>>26471596
You also know it's true that they'd all be super SJWs.
>>26472052
Please, they would be international superstars. The local normie chad and mcniggus wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell, they'd all be dating brad pitt.
>>26472011
>The "feel the bern"
Americans died fighting to keep what you're voting for out of this country.
>>26472060
All of them at once?
>>26471596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byrJsG9TgQI
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>>26472043
No, they wouldn't, because they come from a society firmly rooted in traditional values.They still wouldn't hang out with us though.
>>26472063
The fact that it makes you salty only makes it sweeter for me.
![tumblr_mkk8y0FZ7L1sn0j3wo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TirrY9l.jpg "tumblr_mkk8y0FZ7L1sn0j3wo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>26472059
>implying
>>26472063
Worried you'll lose the election, Trump the Stumped?
>>26472096
I for one, welcome the bern. After he collapses the economy I can finally use all those guns /k/ told me to buy to raid peoples houses and collect my rape harem.
Life will be great.
![bernie%20sanders%20black%20lives[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U7KJGXt.jpg "bernie%20sanders%20black%20lives[2].jpg")
>>26472096
Bernie has already lost, f-a-m.
He's a weak-willed pushover.
>>26471596
>RD
>straight
Pick one
>>26472129
2011 called, they want their meme back.
>>26472128
He's reinforced steel compared to Hillary. That bitch will do anything the polls tell her to
>>26471596
>redpilled-mlp-headcanons
>tumblr
>>26471623
Nice reaction pic
>>26472180
True that. Hillary is by far the worst mainstream candidate. Even Jeb is better than her.
Only one valid choice this round, f-a-m.
>>26472140
>implying
It's /pol/
>>26471596
I'm fine with this
>>26472078
Hey, I'm a blacksmith. I have a chance of being around Applejackin a completely professional and non-personal manner.
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>>26472303
Can you ascend my claymore?
>>26472078
>No, they wouldn't
Rape doesn't needs approval.
>because they come from a society firmly rooted in traditional values.
Lyra and BonBon called,said they want their Trenderhoof hipster and gay
>>26471596
Of course they would.which is why I would fuck them all. With consent of course.
>>26471753
/pol/ is everywhere.
>>26471608
Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie have all been shown to like boys.
Applejack is a workaholic and isn't interested in settling down right now, but she clearly displays traditional, conservative values so the thought of her being gay is an incredible stretch.
FS and RD haven't really displayed signs of being either straight or gay. I really, really hope that they don't make RD gay. Making the athletic one a dyke is such a fucking cliche. Plus straight tomboys are far more under-represented in media than lesbians are these days.
And if you're one of those people who has to have a non-cis person in every form of media (despite them only being 2% of the planet) then you always got Lyra and Bonbon to fap to.
>>26471596
>another political bait thread to secretly force ideologies on us
Donald bump
>>26471596
We had a tumblr where actual canon information has been used to make anti SJ headcanons. Does anyone know how it was called?
>>26471776
>I'm being realistic based on Equestrian society
Except everything the show has shown is that Equestria is an egalitarian society. Nice headcanon though.
>>26471753
/pol/ is Nature's little friend
We all will go back to her rather than die
>>26471596
Sound like Argenigger stuff
>>26474397
>tfw no fiery loyal tomboy gf
why!!!!
>>26471616
>They'd probably SJW as shit
Nonsense, they are all intelligent, ambitious women with no stomach for such abstractions.
>>26471894
I think he meant cisgender, i.e. identifies as biological sex. Sexual orientation is different from gender identity.
>>26475833
They wouldn't be annoyingly SJW, but they would be all about helping the "weak and oppressed". Consider they come from a world where they literally represent harmony.
>>26475792
Not cool bro
>>26475859
The word gender identity is bullshit. There is gender, period. None of that other nonsense.
>>26475887
If Bats! was any indication, Applejack would talk sense into them if they started straying too far toward SJW.
>>26474397
Can some statisticsbro calculate what the chance is that someone in the Mane 6 is gay based on actual figures of % of gays of the population?
>>26471596
this is my headcanon for RD
>>26475887
They shunned a zebra, and later Twilight who first didn't was going with them as well
I told my friend he shouldn't go work in a center for invasors and he came out a changed man
>>26471822
>slightly arrogant
HA
>>26471596
Judging by the canon this cannot be proven untrue.
Thus I'm not going to ask to prove me wrong. In this case it's non-hilariously impossible.
>>26475964
>I told my friend he shouldn't go work in a center for invasors and he came out a changed man
What?
RD is a fucking nigger
>>26475994
You don't deserve trips.
In Not-America, where I, let's say, relocated, some army of unarmed invasors have been given vip treatment. Aside from parpika kielbasa and beer, other places love and tolerate - in an anti-Christian fashion as I found out.
So. I got this one friend who was the typical indoctrinated, and I told him to not go aid the illegals in these centers. As you would've guessed from a poor-of-brain he went in one and helped.
Boy. I got some stories out of him.
None of them surprising if you have more IQ than you have fingers and toes.
>>26476088
What the fuck is an invasor? Speak English, idiot.
>>26476110
he's talking about the migrants from Africa and the ME invading europe
>>26471596
this makes more sense than a terrorist and niggers EQG.
this is the true EQG M6
>>26472180
She's still beating bernie in delegates 394-4_
>>26476456
The thing is there are still 350 superdelegates unpledged, and a lot of those will probably go to the candidate who looks on track to win more elected delegates.
>>26472063
Like a rigged election system?
>>26476465
No, they will vote for the party, not for the person.
Bernie will not get any Superdelegates since he's not a registered democrat.
>>26471635
Hail the female master race.
>>26471644
>>26471649
>>26471738
>Mfw not wanting to be tied down and used like the fuck toy and sperm bank you were bred to be
>Not wanting to be subjected to every woman's will
>Not accepting your place as the inferior gender
>>26471938
>He only knows girls from the CONALEP
>>26476504
delet this
it's spooky
>>26476504
Actually, most superdelegates who are unpledged don't want to cause a civil war in the Democratic Party and thus create a possible independent candidacy which would split the liberal vote. A situation in which they go for Hillary instead of Bernie if the latter wins more elected delegates and thus give the former the nomination would be a goddamn shitstorm of massive proportions, and I think they're smart enough to know that.
>>26476504
>dat pic
Just gonna forget about forensic science huh?
>>26471596
As they should be
>>26477001
That was the joke
>>26471894
>>>cis straight white
>somehow you were too stupid to realize these were three separate items
>>26475773
He's just stretching to justify his fetish. Only fetishists believe that when a show has mostly female characters then that's indicative of females being in charge.
They are hypocrites though since they don't apply the same logic when a cast is mostly male, which is most other media.
>>26475887
You kidding? The ponies have demonstratively proven to be very xenophobic time and time again.
Zebras, the changeling in SoL, dragons, minotaurs, fruit bats, and probably a few others I'm forgetting.
Not that being weary of strangers and wanting to preserve one's cultural values is a bad thing.
>>26475922
Not a statisticsbro, but...
3.5% of Americans identify as LGB, with 1.7% specifically as lesbian or gay. So for all six, I'd think it's a 21% chance that one of them is lesbian or bi: 10.2% chance that one of them is lesbian, and 10.8% that one of them is bi.
>>26478332
A statisticsbro you are not.
Multiplying 3.5% by total population tells you the number of gays are in your population, not the percentage.
If our population is 6, then we have 0.21 gay people in it, i.e. 0 or at most one person who during one drunken night in college got a little curious.
>>26471596
I'm okay with this, but if they had different nationalities, I still prefer mine.
I just think "TurkishShy" would be cute doing a dervish dance.
Sure, she can be white and do it, but it's like asking a black chick to perform kabuki or a Japanese guy singing in Hawaiian.
>>26472063
Please, those Americans were a bunch of pussies that waited until everyone was nearly dead before joining the fight.
>See thread
>People unironically wanting their waifu to be nigger/bisexual/lesbian instead of fucking her
>>26478907
Thank you, that did feel off. I was hoping that in my very likely wrongness, I'd at least prompt a correct answer.
But then, how would you go about answering the initial question: the likelihood that the mane six contain at least one lesbian mare?
>>26471635
>they'd be into femdom
Unf
>and demand male obedience
Fuck, keep going
>and consider males to be a lesser species
Okay now that's getting a b-
>This is why I like this show
What. The fuck.
>>26471596
I AGREE WITH THAT!!!!!!!
Get wrecked, Tumblr and The Roundstable.
>>26472063
And yet, America had a Democratic Socialist president for 16 years, including throughout WW2.
Oops.
>>26479472>implying I have a waifu
>>26472043
>>>/r9k/
And never come back
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