>"U-uhm, Anon."
>"I...have something to tell you."
>"I-I like y-you."
>"And... even t-though you don't l-like me..."
>"I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me."
>>26464584
>"I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me."
...I was just gonna say the exact same thing to you.
>>26464584
Sorry, I don't date girls who can't get through a declaration without stuttering like an idiot.
>>26464584
You think that's gonna make me date you?
Better step on that suicide, you weak willed selfish waste of breath.
>>26464584
Fine. But we're getting you to a therapist after.
What the fuck is this /a/ shit doing here
>>26464584
BUT I DO LOVE YOU FLUTTERSHY
WAT
WHEN I LEARNED YOU WERE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF LIKE I WAS I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
>>26464584
Oh hey, I won't go out with you either.
Suicide pact? I'll go off the roof with my Snub Nose and you can go back into the glass with my one-less bullet-filled gun.
>>26464674
>He doesn't watch anime
>>26464584
"Fluttershy, I'm going to angel your bunny like there is no tomorrow."
>>26464674
Get out.
>>26464584
>Flutterfag bait
>>26464584
"Wow thanks for assuming that I'm not a beta cuck Fluttershy. I really hate initiating conversation. You really saved me!"
>>26464716
>he watches Chinese cartoons
>after high school
>after 2010
>after moot left
>>26464603
/thread
>>26464584
"Okay. I'll go out with you. But you better fuck on the first date."
>>26464584
>"I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me."
that's a little fucking extreme don't you think?
please don't make fluttershy talk like a lonely fedora
>>26464584
k bye
>>26464584
I don't give a shit, you're not a pony
>>26464584
>The fuck did this bitch just say?
"The fuck did you just say?"
>"I-I like y-you."
"No, after that."
>"Y-You don't l-like me?"
>Close but no cigar.
"After that."
>She cocks her head to the side like she doesn't know what you're talking about.
>Fun fact; cocking one's head to the side often means that your brain might be festering with tumors.
"Don't fuck with me here."
>She squirms in place under your gaze before finally relenting.
>"I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me..."
>You snap your fingers and point. That's the one.
"Fluttershy, I wouldn't even dare talk to someone so awful as to use emotional blackmail of that caliber."
>You can totally see her beginning to cry.
>"I'll really d-do it Anon. I-I mean i-it..."
>Seriously, she'll kill herself if you don't go out with her? the hell's wrong with this bitch?
>No matter what, that's fucked up.
>>26466127
>A clear red flag that you'd be having a bad time.
>No matter how hot one might be, my son, control yourself and stop chubbing at the thought of being near this girl.
"I'll tell you what bruv, I'm on my way to a rematch against Trixie with my new black deck, how about we take a rain check on this, alright?"
>You can see that she's adamant about this and this scene is drawing the eyes of other students in the hallway.
>You rip a piece of poster from the billboard next to you and take out a pen.
>You scribble a few numbers on the back of whatever the fuck this poster was advertising.
>Fuck this bitch.
>There's already enough of teen suicides to prompt the school advertising the suicide hotline.
>You don't need to cause another.
>You look to the side as you keep scribbling, tongue slightly peeking from the corner of your mouth.
"Alright, here. Call me later. Don't text me. Call me. You'll know what to do."
>She beams like a sun going super nova and attempts to hug you.
>You block her hug by crossing your arms in an X, the sleeves of your sweater covering all but your fingers.
>You are just too cute anon. Baby faced and short. Your shota ass can't deal with these bitches when there's MtG to be played.
>"T-Then I-I'll call you later!"
>She turns around and makes her way to wherever she usually hangs out.
>You on the other hand make your way to the library.
>Fucking Trixie and her blue fuckery. She cost you some pretty good cards already, when you play you play for keeps, and there's no give backs.
>Today it will be different though. She'll see.
>>26464598
same
>>26466149
Im reading anon :)
>>26466149
>"It seems you actually showed up planeswalker, The Great and Powerful Trixie would think that after such an utter defeat you'd never show your face again."
"Can it Gandalf, I don't roleplay."
>Trixie, the girl in question, just glares at you before pouting and looking away.
>"Hmph, Trixie thinks you should at least set the mood."
>This cunt took your Darksteel Colossus and then still acts all high and mighty?
>You pull up a chair and set yourself up.
>"Trixie must give you credit, it's been quite some time since my last worthy opponent, especially when he's a middle schooler."
>You stop shuffling your deck and look at this high schooler that wears a cloak around. Your eyes narrow at what she just said.
>"Bitch, I'm in the same grade as you."
>Silence.
>"Trixie doesn't believe it when you look so young."
>We are all young you moron.
"Look, let's just play alright?"
>She doesn't say anything as you both cut the deck and determine who goes first.
>
>"Mufufu, is Trixie's advantage angering you anonymous?"
>Who the hell laughs like this?
>You grind your teeth and survey the battlefield.
>You hate blue decks.
>However, you still have an ace up your sleeve.
>Skellingtons. An endless Army of Skellingtons.
>After playing a land you start laying down the law and begin by casting another Mind Rot.
>Next comes the Skeletons. Two at first. then more and more as the turns keep passing.
>Trixie can see what you're doing but can't stamp out all of them for lack of a good hand.
>>26466230
"By the way, do you know a Fluttershy?"
>"Trixie doesn't care about that Wiccan."
"So, you know her right?"
>You glance at your hand.
>"What of it?"
"She came up to me and asked me out on threat of suicide."
>That gives her a slight pause.
>You start laying down some equipment and tokens. Flying reassembling skeletons with swords are at your reach.
>Trixie keeps chipping away at you with ghosts n shit.
>You need to end this soon.
"I'm guessing she doesn't usually do that."
>"Trixie would like to know how you handled the situation."
>You draw a card. You crack a Cheshire smile. You have her now.
"She was making a scene, I just wrote down a number and told her to call it later."
>"You do know girls like that are bad news correct? You should report her to the Principle or at least the faculty."
"Relax, it wasn't my number, I won't go out with her, I just wrote down the suicide hotline number and gave it to her. Lucky break that it was right there to begin with or else I wouldn't know what to do."
>"Smart. Trixie could see such a situation go out of control."
>The look on Fluttershy's face was sheer joy, she thought it was your number but screw that, she's the problem of the person working that hotline now.
"Alright, I cast Death Baron, which gives all my skeletons +1/+1 and deathtouch and attack with. them. all!"
>You really got into it now, you feel Trixie's slightly spergy behavior catch on, you need to keep quiet though, this is a library.
>The aftermath left Trixie decimated, next turn will be your victory, you just need to hang on.
>Trixie draws a card, her calm expression betrayed by a twitch of the eye.
>She smiles.
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie will now turn the tide. Fufu, It was a valiant effort. Trixie Casts Evacuation."
>YOU. FUCKING. BITCH.
>"Now come forth my Abnormal Apparition, let Trixie grand you shroud."
>You hate Blue decks so fucking much.
>>26466290
*grant
Done.
I have nothing more.
My job as a wandering writefag passing by starving threads to plant some green is done.
>>26464584
>you don't l-like me
stopped at this blullshit
>>26467460
This to be perfectly honest, very unrealistic
>>26464584
>"U-uhm, Anon."
>"I...have something to tell you."
>"I-I like y-you."
>"And... even t-though you don't l-like mmmpphhh..."
>You put Your finger to her mouth and mute her
"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why would You even assume such thing when You've been nothing but nice to me?"
>"I-I...uhhh..."
"You underestimate me, bananahush..."
>Before she can reply, You close her mouth with a kiss
>She panicks at first but totally surrenders a moment later
"I love You, Flutershy. Will You do me the honor and be my girlfriend?"
>Her face turns red and she squeak in happiness
>"Y-Yes!">blah blah blah, lovey dovey, yada yada, lived happily ever after>Anon never discovered that she was ready to kill herself because he knows when to stop a woman when she's talking too much
>>26467690
Let's end the thread on a high note.
This is the ideal situation
>>26464584
There's literally nothing wrong with necrophilia
>>26464584
>You sneer down at her, setting your tome aside.
"I really appriciate that you want to make me feel more comfortable with your presence, but even if you--"
>"I mean it!" She said, grabbing the tome from your hands. "I'll ascend too, and then you'll have to go out with me!"
"Becoming a lich is far beyond your level of expertise. Honestly, I'd be surprised if you could make a proper vampire's thrall."
>You rub the slight outcropping of bone that was once your nose. She puffs up her cheeks and turns a slight shade of red.
"Look, I'm not going to be there to hold your hand. You have any idea what happens to someone when they fuck up immortality?"
>She pokes at your chest, but misses your ribs and rips through your ancient silken monk robes, gouging her hand halfway through your ribcage. "You just w-wait!"
"I will. I've got time."
>With that you metaphorically drop the mic and close the tomb-like cover of your locker door, sealing your precious alchemical reagents behind it.
>"Y-you'll see! I'll be the hottest skeleton in the school!"
>You unscrew your left middle finger bone and wave it in your right behind you.
>>26468609
>he forgot the picture
>>26466290
i need more trixie in my life and this is how is her ideal domain clearly i need to marathon the show again and rematch whatever she appears in twice uuhh i forgot how hot her fucking voice is its like a musical note that exudes the very essence of my rising boner
>>26464584
>"I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me."
Great, now I can kill you without breaking the law.
>>26467460
>>26467506
There's a lot of people on /mlp/ that don't like Fluttershy.
>>26464584
And I'll kill you if you don't, whorehorse!
>>26466127
>black deck
>using a mono coloured deck
Holy shit anon. What is this? Theros?
>>26464584
ok. here use my gun.
>>26464603
>>26464626
>muh strong womyn
>>26464584
"Then we have a problem, Flutters. Cause I like Horse Fluttershy."
>>26466349
U little shit
>>26468224
And it doesn't count as necrophilia if she was still warm when you started.
>>26464584
Well then I guess it was nice knowing you, because I don't take kindly to ultimatums.
>The school rooftop.
>A safe haven from the hassles of school.
>It’s a hassle to get to, doesn’t have that great of a view, and it lacks comfort of air conditioning.
>For that reason, you find it’s usually empty up here.
>And for /that/ reason, you dubbed it the best place to have lunch.
>But coming up here to avoid social interaction seems to have had the opposite effect today.
“Uh…”
>That’s the only word that comes to mind as you stare at the girl in front of you.
>A pale, pink-haired girl. Body so slender and voice so soft it seems she could break at any moment.
>A girl that happens to be on the other side of the safety fence, something that was put in place to keep kids from falling off the roof.
>She’s just a step away from falling to her death-
>-And you don’t even know her name.
“Er…”
>The words repeat in your head.
>’I-I'll kill m-myself if you don't go out w-with me.’
>As if a random girl confessing to you out of nowhere wasn’t baffling enough, she had to go and add that at the end.
>…
>The silence only grows heavier.
>You open your mouth to speak, but nothing comes out.
>What can you say?
>What’s the right choice here?
>A million thoughts race around in your head.
>Should I call for someone?
>...No. That would take too long. She’d jump by then.
>...Would she?
>Your eyes flash down to the girl’s shoes as you notice her start to inch backwards.
>What are you doing, you idiot!
>This isn’t the time to think things over!
>Just say something!
“Ga-ahh…”
>Instead of words, you make a sound more akin to a frightened moan.
>Come on!
>Say something! Words!
>If you don’t, she’ll die!
>Say something-…!
“...Sure.”
>>26470489
>Your vocal cords strain to say such a simple word.
>…
>Silence.
>The girl has frozen in place, her eyes still locked with yours.
>...
>What now?
>…
>Finally, the girl nods and starts to climb over the fence.
>You sigh.
>You start to step forward to help her, but you almost trip over yourself.
>Your legs are shaking.
>-No, not just your legs. You find your whole body is trembling.
>...And drenched in sweat, even though it’s near freezing.
>With another sigh, you start to move towards the fence again. This time, your steps are more slow and deliberate.
>...What the hell have I gotten myself into?
…
>After helping the girl down from the fence, the silence returns.
...
>Instead of being foreboding and threatening, this silence is unbelievably awkward.
>You glance at the girl to find her hiding under her long hair.
>...So, she’s your girlfriend now?
>It’s more of a question than a statement.
...
>>26464584
Say that again with hooves and I will
>>26470493
Moar
>>26470522
same here
no hooves, no date
>>26464584
No.
>>26464584
>You smirk
"Sure you will."
>Blow her off
>Next day her body is found hanging in front of the school
"Holy shit, she actually did it!"
>You don't know what to think
>But you're fucking ecstatic
"I can't believe someone actually went through with the whole superglue-pulling-your-head-off stunt! Based fucking Flutters!"
>She loved you even in death
>>26470231
>wanting a girl who turns into a sputtering tard whenever she's made uncomfortable
>>26469853
for whatever stupid reason
quick question guys.
Keep going?
>>26472474
>>26472489
Thanks bro! I'll keep working on it!
>>26472372
That called being cute.
>>26470493
This needs to go on. I respectfully request more green.
>>26464584
> "Here's a gun, it's a flintlock. Pull the hammer back two clicks before you touch the trigger." anon said.
> Anon turned to walk away, he went 12 steps until the sound of stone against metal met his ears
>He turned around in surprise.
> "Holy shit! I thought that was just a guilt tripping bluff, You actually did it you absolute madwoman!" he shouted towards her now prone form.
> " Come on, get up. It wasn't even loaded." He said in a concerned tone
> As he walked towards her, he herd the tears starting to come from her eyes.
> " let me call that closeted friend of yours, she'll get you some help."" Which one."[spoiler/] she asked through sobs.Laughtrack[spoiler/]
>>26464584
Ok but you're not real
>>26472721
fuck off back to /a/ with your moeshit
>>26473958
>flint lock
That's a percussion cap, m80
>>26464598
>>26466168
I've got some bad news fellas
this story would have a whole different turn if she said something like:
>"I-I can't live without You"
K.. KEEP ME POSTED.
>>26474030
Stop being a meanie weinie
>>26474316
This story would have a whole different turn if she said something like
>"I-I'll kill you if you don't go out w-with me."
>>26474533
No that makes the male the aggressor and fucking annoying. Just throwing that out there. Although that might be slightly more likely
>>26474574
>that makes the male the aggressor
How is that when she's the one coercing him into a relationship on the threat of violence?
>>26474599
Well looks like I misread that one
>>26464584
If you're gonna kill yourself if someone doesn't go out with you, you should just do it for having such a trivial reason for keeping yourself alive.
>>26474533
mine is more romantic than dramatic
>>26474650
Would you guys stop being so mean to her please? She clearly needs an anon in her life and she asks you. Just be with her, is that so much to ask?
>>26474670
It totally fucking is because every time I talk to literally anyone else she will absolutely flip her shit.
Her possessiveness of you would be crippling.
>>26474685
>not wanting a yandere gf
>>26474685
You don't really know that. Realistically this is the best case scenario, you will live happily ever after in the end. She will never leave you, and really what more can you ask?
>>26470493
Go on
>>26474723
>what more can you ask?
for you to have better taste in waifu.
>>26475725
>Disgusting
>>26464584
>killing yourself
>not killing everyone in my life off, or at the least making it a murder-suicide
