>Um, Femanon, can I... uh... can I touch your boobs?
>>26452402
"What? Why would you even ask me that? You know what - fuck it. Go ahead. One hand, one breast, through the shirt, you get 5 seconds, go."
>>26452402
Spike we all know that you're gay.
>>26452402
Why not
>>26452402
>/ss/ with Spike.
Writefags please
Or just link me to some pastebin where this already exists.
>>26452402
"Yeah, whatever, go nuts. Just tell me if you feel a lump, and stop blocking the TV."
>>26452450
http://pastebin.com/DW7Y02a0
It's shit tho
>>26452481
whoops, sorry
http://pastebin.com/Refh6az0
>>26452481
>>26452493
Thanks. Gonna read that now.
>You raised your eyebrows in surprise
>Typically Spike was pretty submissive, you didn't expect him to have the balls to ask you this
>Does he even have balls?
>You look down at him
>His pupils contract and he stutters
>"I-I'm sorry!"
>You look a little lower
>Between his legs
>Nothing
>No balls
>Not even a floppy little dick
>Does he even have genitals?
>Jesus, this cartoon horse world
>Poor guy, must suck to be low T
>You figure you should help him out, getting cucked by Rarity's one night stands must hurt your confidence as a kid
"Guess you don't see many of these huh?"
>"What?"
"Ponies have got theirs hanging between their legs, and of course you're told not to look there right?"
>He nods solemnly
>You could almost shed a tear
>You look around the room
>Twilight was off in another wing of the castle, doing whatever business she had in there
>Judging by how pent up the girl was, probably hoofing herself
>Like fisting a mayonnaise jar
>Heh
>Assure in the safety of your /ss/ act of the day, you crouch down
"Sure, c'mere"
Just wrote this little bit.
>>26452543
>>Like fisting a mayonnaise jar
Continue, please!
>>26452543
I think I want to write more, should I do chubby Femanon or typical Stacy bodytype femanon?
>>26452587
Which one is better?
>>26452587
Personally, I'd prefer somewhere in between, but either is fine.
>>26452402
Yes.
But you have to touch them with your dicks.
>>26452543
>And from that day on Spike starts following Femanon around whenever they are close by
>Rarity eventually notices the lack of attention
>Starts to flirt with Spike to get it back
>Other ponies notice both Rarity and Femanon toying and playing with Spike
>Start to wonder what the attraction is
>One day Roseluck starts hitting on Spike too
>Little guy is learning and manages not to sperg out about it
>it all starts snowballing from there
>Femanon lets Spike actually play with her tits
>Rarity ends up giving Spike a magic hornjob
>Minuette actually takes his virginity
>Decades later Spike is the pimpinest playa in all of Equestria
>>26452587
A little chubby for the extra finger cushion... For Spike, of course.
>>26452543
>The spines on the side of his face perk up
>He's like a little cat, adorable
>Trembling, he reaches his hand out
>His claws can barely grasp the front of your gelatinous orbs
>Hell yeah, being somewhat out of shape is good for something at least
>You bite your lip as he squeezes harshly, the pointed ends of his claws digging into your soft flesh
"Ah!"
>He jumps in the air a little bit
>"I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?!"
>No... he really didn't.
>In fact, that felt pretty good
>Like that exhilarating feeling you get overlooking a cliff
>Except on your titties
"You just surprised me, keep going... Y-you can touch the other one too."
>He climbs on to your stomach, plopping his butt down on it
>Both your breasts were now being prodded and squeezed by him
>You'd be lying if you weren't getting a little turned on
>You feel a small wetness on your stomach
>Did this little fucker just pee on you?!
>Your eyes snap open to see Spike biting his lip
>He was visibly sweating now
>But this wasn't sweat
>You look between his legs
>Holy shit
>So that's how it works!
>Popping out of a little slit were two fairly thick dragon cocks
>Ridged
>Transitioning from deep blue to pink to bright red
>Dragon cocks
>For the second time today, you raised your eyebrows
>You figure you'd have some fun with Spike
"Hey Spike, what are those?"
>>26452402
Spike, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm a man.
>>26452745
Always a hemipenis
>>26452745
Don't stop now.
>>26452794
>>26452884I don't intend to
>>26452745
>"They're..."
>He's absolutely stunned by this
>This oughta be good
>"A special organ I have! They make uhhh, special frosting?"
>Holy shit
>That's the perfect teenage boy excuse for this shit
>You begin to giggle
"Spike, I'm fucking with you, I know they're your dick."
>He retracts his hands and attempts to push them back in
>It was a noble attempt
>You can see small tears form at the corners of his eyes
>Shit
>It reminds you of when you'd punch your little brother too hard and he'd cry
>You have to fix this fast before he tells
"Hey hey hey! It's okay Spike, it's a pretty natural reaction! I'm pretty attractive, I know."
>He chuckles at this, you did it!
>You sit up more, placing Spike in your lap
>You gently place your hands on his claws
"Hey, can I see again?"
>He nods and moves his hands
>You grip one in each hand and slowly stroke them, the ridges running across your palms
>They feel weird and moist
>But it's nice
>You retract your hands and you hear him whine softly
>He was fully erect now, pointing straight up
>You slip off your soft shirt, your tits bouncing up as they fall down again
>Today was a good day to not wear a bra
>You gently push him into them
"You like that?"
>His muffled confirmation and the cocks pressing into your soft stomach confirm this
>You snake a hand down between the two of you and grip his members
>He groans into your stomach as you pump your hand up and down, lubed by his natural emissions
>>26452932
>You bite your lip, your panties felt so hot and soaked
>A muffled yelp comes from your bosom as you feel a wet heat on your hand
>He just came all over your stomach and your hand
>A lot of shit for such a little guy
>You bring your hand up to your face and taste it
>Not bad
>He looks up at you with wanting eyes
"You okay there kiddo?"
>Practically climbing up you, he attempts to kiss you
>You push him away, freaking out internally
>Shit you let it escalate too far
>You slip your shirt back on, not bothering to clean your stomach off
"Listen Spike, I.. I gotta go."
>He looks confused, his cocks slowly slipping back inside him
>You run out of the castle passing by Twilight
>"Hey Femanon! What's up with that stain?"
>Shit
"SANDWICHES! SPIKE HAS NO POINTS IN DEXTERITY! I GOTTA GO"
>"Oh alright then!"
>Good things horses be dumb
>You high tail it back to your house
>>26452932
Please make spike slap her ass
>>26452943
>Leveling dex
>>26452943
>Be Spike
>That was way better than using your claw
>Or your blanket
>Lying about spilling stuff on your blanket was getting dangerous
>Twilight was beginning to suspect how often she had to magically wash it
>Regardless, that felt amazing!
>Her hands were so soft compared to your claws
>And so warm
>You thought stuff like that was only between people who loved each other
>Loving Femanon... Yeah that could work
>She's so funny
>And nice
>And sweet
>And her tits are awesome!
>She seemed really put off by you trying to kiss her though
>You read in some of the more adult books that Twilight has that was what ponies normally did!
>What are you doing wrong...
>Since she did those things with you, does that mean she loves you?
>But she didn't want to kiss you?
>Urgh, this is hurting your head
>You're just going to go take a nap...
>Be Femanon
>That was not good
>You don't care about diddling kids
>But when they get into it like that... romantically
>Ugh
>You just molested him basically, he's not supposed to be like that!
>He's supposed to be like you were
>Broken
>You take another sip from the wine glass
>And run your hands through your hair
>You get up and collapse on your bed
>It was barely past noon, but you needed sleep
>You pass out as soon as you hit the soft mattress
>Be Twilight
>Thank god Femanon kept Spike company
>You couldn't have him walking on you abusing your mare parts like that!
>>26453147
Ooh boy, a side of drama with my /ss/? The plot thickens more than femanon did on haggan das when she was rejected by her horsbando.
Alright boys. Writer here, I'm going to take this shit over to
>>26399898
Jump in there and I'll continue writing.
>>26453220
Aw dammit, I hate regularly occurring threads...
>>26453256
I don't want to give it it's own thread yknow man? Leave some room for more OC or shitposting.
>>26453309
It's alright, I know the burden of carrying a thread by yourself. I noticed the OP post of that thread was geared more toward straight and lesbian situations. Would they object to someno-homo but kinda gay shota perhaps?
>>26453385
Hell yeah. I'd read that shit.
>>26452978
>implying you dont level dex to be the legend
>>26452943
>walking down the hallway and RUNNING INTO TWILIGHT covered in Spike's jizz
>essentially her little brother
Bitch is playing with fire, yo.
>>26453385
We can always use more greenand there has been requests for gay stories from time to time but the writefags have been busy,so I'm sure at least some of them would be pleased about it.I'd read it.
>>26452402
I'm not proud to say this, but I imagine if I were female I'd be a major slut. Anyone else ever feel like that?
>>26452402
Why would a reptilian creature be attracted to boobs? He should view them as sacks of fat and nothing more.
>>26453729
Kind of, but I also feel like I would be terrified of pregnancy while also having some desire to still go without condoms.
So, given that, I'd probably be a huge slut for animals.
>>26453147
I can't. I just can't.
Ever since the idea was floated that Femanon was "chubby" all I could imagine was a hipster-glasses hambeast.
>>26453729
I'm more afraid that I'd be an ugly, dykey bitch.
>>26452402
>You swivel your chair towards Spike
"That depends..."
>"Depends on what"
"If you can possibly take responsibility"
>You watch him stutter before he puffs out his chest
>"O-of course I can, I'm dragon you know"
>You cross your legs
>Naturally Spikes eyes shifted
>You smirked to yourself
"What can you offer me"
>"Well, I mean I'm not that big, but I-"
"Not interested"
>"Wh-what"
"That may work in your Mongolian sex comics, but this is the real world. I'm already not interested in sex"
>Spike recoiled as if he had been shot
>"So blunt"
"The fact you have to ask my permission is already a turnoff"
>"And if I were to not ask your permission?"
>Your eyes turn cold
"You'd be dead, or..."
>"Or..."
>You lay your arm across your forehead and lean back
"I'd be helpless to repel your advance," you whisper meekly
>The reptiles eyes grew big and leaned ever forward on his toes, but you quickly wipe the sweat off your forehead and return to your indifferent demeanor
"But you've already botched it up. From now on, all I see is a servant unwilling to assert himself"
>>26453889
>"I'm not going to be this small forever"
"As long as your name is Spike, the Dragon who asked if he could grope me, you are now forever a beneath me"
>"Is that so?"
>He deflates
"It is"
>"I- I- I- I need to find time machine"
"You can't save scum your way out of real life"
>"Arrrghh"
"But-"
>"But?"
"I never said you couldn't touch my breast"
>"You would take pity on me"
"All that's half of all I can give you from now on"
>"What am I supposed to use that for, when you're so cold to me?"
"Perhaps you can use it to drown yourself"
>"Nevermind that, what about your boobs"
"Ahh that. Anything who doesn't take me, belongs to me"
>"Anything"
"Everything"
>"But I don't belong to you"
>You bend forward to face spike face to face"
>His line of sight sag down from your eyes
"You do"
>His inability to look at your face and his blushing made this taste so sweet
>"Uh... no, you can't.."
>You rise back up to your full height and get up
"You belong to me now, but then again, you don't have what I'm looking for"
>"And what's that?"
"Money"
>"Money!?"
"And power"
>"Power!?"
"And a huuuuu-"
>"WHAAAA-"
"You have a question?”
>”But you said you weren’t interested in sex”
“But I am. I’m mammalian, it’s only my nature to lust”
>”But before you-“
“It’s not that I just want to be pleas- no that’s not right. It’s that I do want someone who’s good, but I more specifically want someone who is the best, solely to be mine?”
>”You’re collector”
“Not quite, just a girl who only wants the best the world has to offer”
>>26453895
>”Yeah, money, power, and a huuuu-“
“Well, that it’s big, it’s just that you can’t measure a man’s abilities based on looks, so the next best thing is a measuring tape”
>”It sounds like you’re buying a slave rather than looking for a mate”
“In a sense there is no difference”
>”Are humans like this?”
“That shouldn’t be your first question”
>”Huh”
“Rather than ask, “Are humans like this?” perhaps you should ask something more relative to your life such as, “Are all women like this”
>”No that’s impossible. I know Rarity and Twilight. They aren’t at all like this”
“Have you ever been someone’s lover?”
>”Well… No- but”
“No buts. There only is, and will be. You are no but. You will have potential, but you are a little baby dragon, and I have rent to pay”
>”But Rarity is nicer than that”
“Oh? If she’s so nice, why hasn’t she ever returned your loving affection?”
>”You know about my crush!?”
“Call it intuition?”
>”Well, it’s just”
“You’re not on her radar. She isn’t looking for some spineless kid without a job. She’s looking for a big strong stallion, which will take care of her for the rest of her life.”
>”No she’s looking for a Prince. And a prince can take many forms, like me.”
“Perhaps, but then again, a prince needs to have money to offer and time to waste just to dote on her”
>You look Spike dead in the eyes
“I will be the first and last person to ever tell you this straight. Women are shallow creatures. A relationship can be measured, weighed, stolen, and shared. When we love a man, we don’t want him to love us; we want him to be ours.”
>>26453905
>”I don’t believe it. I won’t believe”
“Believe what you want, but if you ever find any women ever giving you a glance, remember that you a being measured by something that doesn’t want something as intangible or immeasurable or as poetic as ‘love’. What she wants is for your time, affection, and money”
>You sigh
“Well this has been a complete waste of time. I need to leave for Canterlot; I have a meeting with more lecture halls and doctors. I will see you again, some other time Spike. Maybe when you have more to offer, I might actually find something I'm looking for.”
>>26453914
Whew, that was close.
For a minute there, I was afraid that someone wasn't going to come buy and suck the fun out of the thread with a thinly veiled rant.
>>26452673
When a human is involved, it aleays ends in s harem.
>>26453914
So nigger femanon? interesting
>>26452402
Jokes on you, Spike, I'm a gay guy.
>>26454301
Spike confusing a super overweight faggot with a woman is kind of funny.
>>26452402
And then FemAnon screamed rape at the top of her lungs and Spike got thrown in Canterlot jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of ziggos.
The end.
>>26452402
>Only spike Write prompt in a while
>it's fucking straight
SPIKE WILL ALWAYS BE A CUNTBOY
>>26454500
>/mlp/
>Doing m/m stories outside of the homohorse general
Rarely happens.
>>26454561
so what you are saying is i will never see any good green story of my husbando
>>26454574
>Never
No. But it's not a common thing. Your better off checking fimfiction.
>>26454561
good
Man, I was hoping for some quality /ss/ action.
>>26452402
Spike for the last time I'm a dude and they're testicles human boobs are not in the crotch area.
And no you can't touch my testicles either.
>>26453729
You're not alone there buddy. I know it's overcompensating but if I had a reasonably attractive vagina I would probably be all like "dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick" every night.
I want a story about Spike being adorkable around girls.
>>26456046
Yeah, and to make matters worse I have a sexual harassment fetish.
>>26453147
Need sequel.
With BJ.
This thread needs more barb
>>26457273
all of this
If I was a FemAnon, I would love to tease Spike by giving him hugs, kisses and belly rubs.
Sure I can do that regularly, but since Spike is straight he'll be extra embarrased.
