>"Yes, darling, I'm ready to head out. Let us hit the town!"
>"What do you mean, why am I dressed like a man?"
>"Wel... haven't you heard? Masculine fashion is... all the rage right now, darling!"
>>26449723
as a Lesbian I am into this kind of thing.
>>26449723
I think I'd bump that anyday
>>26449723
Fashion is stupid
>>26449723
>Reverse Trapity
This is fine. This is perfectly fine.
>>26449723
Ah great, you're a dyke. Why do I always seem to be attracted to the dykes? Life is a struggle...
>>26449723
If you wanted a prompt about Rarity dressing like a man and fucking you in the ass, why not just ask, OP. You ARE a faggot after all, dude.
>>26449778
>>26449764
>>26449723
Pic related
>>26449794
>>26449752
>implying she's a lesbian
She could still be hetero (or bi), but just be really into crossdressing, you know.And I hope that's the case because that would be hot as fuck
>>26450137
So that means she would want Anon to crossdress as well? They do reverse gender roles or something.
>>26450137
>>implying she's a lesbian
As I said
I am a lesbian so I am into that kind of thing. as this is a board prompt, theyre talking to me as well as you. calm your non existant tits.
>>26450160
Point taken. Tits are calmed.
>>26450146
Not necessarily. As >>26450160 said, this is a broad prompt. Perhaps Rara likes reversing gender roles in fashion. Or perhaps she's just taken a shine to masculine fashion design principles in general (and makes the two of you look like a gay couple when you go out in public as a result).
>>26449723
stop boner. you're not helping me show that i'm not a faggot
>>26450137
She can also be one who enjoys masculine fashion. Some women tend to use it to look very good.
And they use it to pride themselves instead of wearing a lot of the stupid dresses released.Don't you think she'd love to have fashion excercised in this possible way?
>>26450160
>pointing out you're a girl
>on 4chan
Doesn't matter if you're a lesbian or not. Imgur the tits or get the fuck out. It's not relevant to the discussion in this case either, so you can't try to pull that shit.
>>26450160
Nah, you just need a good dicking.
ITT: Never point out you're a girl on 4chan.
Because we're all Anonymous, and we're all equal.
[spoilers] Inb4 Incognito SJW bullshit and thread is turned into controversy.
>>26449794
>Why do I always seem to be attracted to the dykes?
I- I don't remember making this post.
>>26450233
>Because we're all Anonymous, and we're all equal.
Lol what a faggot, we mention that we're guys all the time but as soon as a grill mention it ya'll go full /r9k/.
>SJW bullshit
If you don't hate women you're a SJW? Lmao now I know why this board is full of virgins that would only fuck cartoon horses. Later goys, I have to prepare for my date tomorrow after all. Peace
>>26450308
>Tits or GTFO
Good job, you did the GTFO part.
>>26450308
That's a very bad .gif you've got there. Also, way to out yourself as a newfag.
>>26450308
>Faggot because anonymous is a concept and not a person.
Ooooh, nice neckbearding, trying to claim it for your kind of failure~ Please!
>Don't hate women you're a SJW.
No, I didn't say that.
But equality sometimes brings out the r9k In this board, faggot.
Please, go ahead and feed me more of your salty tears.
>>26449752
>I have to anounce everyone I'm a lesbian and a woman!
Just shut up and clop , nobody gives a shit
>>26450387
Your a woman?
>>26449723
Guys, guys. Can we stop the drama for a moment and get back to the pertinent subject at hand here? The fact that Rarity wearing men's clothing is hot as fuck?
>>26450387
t. Virgin autist that has to point out his shitty snowflake opinion.
Just shut up and clop , nobody gives a shit
>>26450406
I agree there
Back to hot Rarara!
>>26450413
K , let's just all shut up and clop, why do you think I'm a virgin?
>>26450422
You have a point,
>>26450413
>assuming everyone on /mlp/ is a virgin autist
Alright. Therefore, you're a virgin autist yourself, why do you have to be a special snowflake yourself and point out you're a grill who demands respect?
>>26450706
>I'm taking her and leaving
>>26450805
>Thumbnail
Please Newfag, learn 4chan before you post.
Proper steps of response
>"I think that's hot."
>"What are you, gay?"
>"Yes actually."
You have left out your gender. Someone has actively brought up your gender and you responded in kind. If they post "tits or GTFO" after this, they're meme'ing without reason and should be shown the door.
>>26450387
Different anon here but...you're a jerk.
She pointed out that she was a lesbian because it was relevant to her post (that she was into that kind of thing).
>>26450848
Was the post relevant to the topic?
No. Now please newfag, leave. And Lurkmoar.
>>26450137
It could also mean she's into hardcore pegging.
Does that still sound hot to you?
>>26451278
Maybe a little bit.
>>26450848
I would have used the objection meme but I deleted it, it was not relevant to the topic, she could have said that she was hot, I really don't give a fuck about gender and sex of the posters but this board is anonymous , the culture of this board is fucked when you anounce your gender and your sex, oldfags will understand this ,it even had those edgy chinese cartoons as an image, now go be a whiteknight somewhere else
>>26450848
>"If I act nice, maybe she'll give me the sex!"
>>26449723
Where did the boobs go?
>>26451363
>>26451325
We mention that we're dudes all the time and nobody gives a shit. Being anonymous means you can say what ever the fuck you want and if your triggered by girls then you are beyond saving. You keep making excuses 'like "it's not relevant to the topic" when that's half the board's discussions. You keep picking and choosing what falls into your little definition of relevant posting for your own convenience to win any argument. Not to mention that you can call anybody a white knight to disprove any post. So tell me, why do you hate women so much that you want to turn this into your little safe space hugbox?
>>26451475
Didn't read faggot , shut up sjw
>>26451494
>haha I'll call him a sjw and I win the argument!
>look how cool I am guys!
Keep trying to hide the fact that you're an absolute loser and the reason why the white race is dying. I actually feel bad for you
>>26451540
>reason why the white race is dying
Why the fuck do you keep bringing this up in every thread? He's right, you're an SJW, just for a different reason.
>>26451540
>I'm so smart guise, I'm gonna make a long paragraphxwith my golden opinion cuz I'm smart, ha , my arguments are solid haha
I'm latino , I'd destroy you in a real debate I'm not interested in reading your whiteknight bullshit paragraph because it has 0 value,zip, nada, I already know what a whiteknight would say, something like, duh board culture sucks , u evil men always say that you are male, my reply doesn't have value either because we are in a thing called the internet,I can do pretty much whatever I like here, you can't do anything about it fakeanon
Just shut the fuck up, put hand on penis, and clop.
And if you're female, grab your flared chance/Prepare your fingers.
And start fucking clopping.
>>26451697
>>26451697
B-but I want to fight and clop at the same time!!!!
>>26451713
>>26451720
PUNCH YOUR POSTER WHILE FAPPING TO IT!
THIS IS NOW A SEXUAL VIOLENCE THREAD
Hey, remember when the word "gender" didn't bring a shit-ton of drama along with it?
Weren't those good times?
>>26451771
>Being such a rustled newfag you have to express your jimmy status with thumbnails.
Please, lurk moar and find out how we work.
>>26451780
Before all these Jimmies were Rustled over a penis or an inverted penis.
>>26451742
I would fuck rarity's ass while swinging a hammer to hit someone then I would use the blood of my victim to bathe rarara in blood and fuck her in the corps's guts as she moans
(Not edgy , just a sadistic dag from Panama
>>26451771
FOR ANTS
>>26451800
>not edgy, just sadistic
>implying there's a difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1tNmIHIIzM
>>26451820
I started that meme here.
All by this one video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>26451820
>I'm not edgy r-right?
>>26451800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Ovy0a9IXw
>>26451820
Generally you try not to call a fetish edgy.
His sounds a bit over the top, but who am I to judge. I actually fapped to some of the shit on gurochan when I was younger, with no one to impress but myself.
>>26451278
There are only two characters I would submit to pegging from. One if Rarara, the other is Harshwhinny.
>>26451278
Sounds very fucking hot to me.
>>26451278Unf, Octavia domination bro.
>>26449723
>"Yes, darling, I'm ready to head out. Let us hit the town!"
"Uh, not to question your life choices, well actually that's exactly what I'm doing but, why are you dressed like a man?"
>"What do you mean, why am I dressed like a man?"
>"Well... haven't you heard? Masculine fashion is... all the rage right now, darling!"
"Hmm. This is the first I've heard of this, but you're the fashion sensible one, so, uh, let's go."
>As the two of you were making your way to the car, Rarity looks at you a bit uneasy
>"Is something wrong, Anonymous? You look a tad worried."
"Uh, yeah, it's just... Rarity, if you had a penis, you'd tell me, right?"
>She looks at you with confusion, before cracking a smile
>"Of course, Anon, sweetie, you'd be the first to know."
>You give your own smile a!d breathe a sigh of relief, realizing that she took it in jest
"Haha, wouldn't that be your parents?"
>She gives you a more serious look this time, and you wonder what's next
>"Anonymous, dear. You, would be, the first, to know."
>And with that, she giggles and runs away to the car
>This graceful woman really gets the best of you sometimes
So I have an idea of where I want to go with this. It'll be a relatively shortshitty attempt atcomedy >green.
>>26451366
Presumably either a binding vest, bandages, or Rara's just petite.
>>26452178
Please, sir, may I have some moar?
>>26452178
>darling darling darling
>>26452215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTEFHQjgVk
>>26451494
Um, off topic i know but i really don't care if this kid is gay or what but WHY do they have him posing like a fucking porn star? isn't he like 12?
>>26452284
You are white right, I feel bad for you , I'm latino, imagine how the kid's grandpa would feel if he knew that he fought in vietnam for this
>>26452215
Nigger do you even comprehend who we're talking about? And to be fair two were in the prompt so I'll avoid it for a while to make up for it.
>>26452178
...keep going...
>>26449752
As a straight male I'm into this as well.
>>26451540
And now you've brought the assumption of race into this.
Racist bastard.
Or would you be this much of an ass of you knew he was a half dane trans panda with J. Edgar Hoover ada fanfare?
Again, racist bastard.
This is why we can't have nice things. We were set to have a lovely conversation about a super hot Rarity in traditionally masculine derived clothing. Instead, we're discussing your racist ass.
Go fuck yourself with a navy pier, please. Make sure it's an ocean pier. The salinity will do wonders for you.
Now shut your kibble hole, the grownups want to talk
>>26451896
>Generally you try not to call a fetish edgy.
How does "fucking retarded" grab you?
I'd just like to say this next part isn't meant to offend shimmerfags, twifags, bradfags (yes they're real), christfags, atheismfags, buddhafags, bongfags, fashionfags, dykefags, or gayfags. If you fit one of the above and are offended by this story...
go fuck yourself; I don't care.
>Opening the door to the ‘Benz, you let Rarity step inside, making sure the fringe of her dress is in before closing the door
>Making your way to your own side, you slip in and get ready to go
>Heading off to Des Tas De Blé, you arrive not before or past seven thirty in the evening
>You’re about to go around and open the door for your date, when you realize she’s let herself out
>Not that there’s anything wrong with that
>After all, she’s an independent lady capable of taking care of herself
>Pfft
>Okay, getting a little too close to fedora territory there
>After a minute of debate over whether you were outside the line of the designated valet pickup area, the valet accepts your keys and enters your car
>Once inside, the host eyes your suit, giving it a brief yet thorough inspection
>You can tell by your expression that you just barely passed
>Guy definitely has something against red ties
“Reservation for Anonymous and Rarity.”
>”You’re late by ninety seconds, sir.”
“Dearest me, terribly sorry. Tis a tad difficult to convince your valet boys that their precious white line is merely spray paint on the pavement and not a national border into their sovereign country.”
>The host squints and bites his tongue, not daring say a word against a guest of such a fine establishment
>But more than content to give you the Bernie stink-eye
>Your date for this evening merely giggles softly to herself, loving the type of bold yet refined banter you’re known for
>As you take your seats, you spot some people from your school, friends of yours and Rarities
>Except that Shimmer girl
>Rarity tolerates her out of respect for the rest of her group of old friends, even going as far as to be genuinely kind to her
>But neither one of you are particularly fond of her
>It didn’t used to be that way, but lately she’s been going through some, changes
>Oh well
>>26454233
Sorry lads but there'll be more tomorrow. If the thred is ded look in FuhrerBang.
>>26454303
Alrighty then, m8. Thanks for the green so far.
