You see this while fapping. What do?
>>26437346
Cum on the window
>>26437346
Pull a 12 gauge out of my urethra and blast that bitch back to the pacific.
>>26437357
>>26437346
>>26437346
I just did. Keep fapping.
>>26437346
open it!
>just do it!
>don't let your dreams be dreams!
>just do it!.
i will open it
>*sombra opens window*
>>26437346
>She's staring at your manhood like she's a starving wolf in a cage and you're waving a 16oz porterhouse in front of her
>Her eyes say it's been far too long since she's had some good dick in her life
>Her tongue says she's more than willing to do anything to change that
>1 minute later
>http://i.imgur.com/khNGBGp.jpg
>>26437375
>Implying bullets can kill changelings
Come in and join
>>26438097
Jesus Christ almighty.
>>26437346
Initiate mating ritual dance.
>>26438097
>Anal
>>26438204
>Not liking Anal
>>26438215
>Liking Anal
>>26437346
Ask her if she brought her own window cleaning and paper towels. I don't wanna see tongue smears when I try to see my back yard.
Back at the hive...
>"And then he just kept going and wouldn't let me in!!"
>The queens going on again.
>Out of the thousands of drones she always chose you to vent all her bitchines.... complaints.
"Yes your highness."
>Just nod your head and deal with her bullshit.
>This is your life.
>>26438204
>>26438215
>>26438224
>implying you guys ever had a chance to try
>>26438263
>Implying I have not fucking horses in the ass before
Get on my level, casual.
>>26437346
I would leap through the pane of glass and tackle her to the dirt, hugging her like a startled child hugs it's mother.
>>26438263
You haven't either, taking it in the ass does not count.
>>26438281
>>26438298
At least I don't flaunt around false experience
>>26438318
I just told you I have fucked horses in the past. You can't go around saying everyone is a virgin just because you are.
>>26438379
I have a friend that took a horsecock when she was 11. It was strange times.
>>26438379
Yeah, but have you fucked a changeling?
>>26438405
>>26438379
Things That Never Happened: The Post: The Musical
>>26438379
Pfft, nice try reptilians. Sex doesn't exist. What next, Australia?
>>26438405
>>26438418
>>26438424
>>26438427
>Entering a farm at night and having sex with a horse in heat is an impossible deed, achievable only by the elite of the human race
>>26438405
Uwotm8, what the fuck. Did she die?
>>26438418
>Implying it wouldn't feel exactly the same
Just like a warm, tight ring around your penis.
>>26438475
>implying horses can't kick your shit
>>26438405
>>26438475
Pics or it didn't happen
>>26438499
>Implying horses in heat don't push you into the walls to fuck you
>>26438516
>implying it won't crush your hips
>>26438204
>wanting to risk sticking your dick into vagina dentata or whatever the fuck else Changelings might have for their genital anatomy
>>26438514
>Taking evidence of you trespassing a farm to fuck a horse
>>26438528
>not wanting to watch that shit over and over again
>>26438521
>Implying I go for horses big enough to do that to me
>Implying I would fuck a horse that requires me a bucket to fuck
There are such things as poneses.
>>26438550
>Implying I can't do it twice a year when I go for holidays to my small villa in the mountains, with a low density population area and easily accessible farms during the summer.
>>26438528
>trusting anything that's said on the internet let
>>26438593
*let alone 4chan
>>26438593
>Distrusting everything said on the internet, despite how common a thing it might be, just because it is on the internet
Guess you wouldn't believe women take shits either if someone told you that, on the internet.
>>26438635
>fucking a horse
>common
Do you have any statistical data to back that claim?
>>26438680
>You need statistical data to know fucking animals is pretty common
>http://www.health24.com/Sex/Sexual-diversity/Bestiality-is-much-much-more-common-than-you-think-20150218
>He doesn't know about the rampant increase of animal brothels in Germany and other places in Europe
>He doesn't know about the Kiwis
>>26438587
>then get evidence
>>26438715
Let's not forget either the South American tradition of fucking your female donkey to get ready for sex with your wife.
>>26438731
>Implying I am going to record myself doing illegal acts just to please a bunch of jealous Anons on this board.
Kiddo, c'mon.
>>26438475
She was fine, you could see her belly bulge with the dick as it moved.
>>26438715
>4.9% and 1.9% respectively
>common
>>26437375
>silenced shotgun
it's like you don't want to feel the thunder in your ears when you kill something
>>26438485
https://derpiboo.ru/65982?scope=scpe21c36c128dc6a81ac26825118e2f6ecf4d642766
>>26438817
>Implying that data is reliable
>Implying people will openly admit to fuck animals
>Implying if you look at our history, you will see references to zoophilia
>Implying having sex with animals is not completely normal
Do you even human? Look at how much Zoo porn there is on the internet. Now imagine how much of that happens without being recorded, everyday.
>>26438866
I'd fuck that.
>>26438855
>wanting to go deaf
>>26438905
>Being such a pussy.
You could fuck yourself and stop being a virgin.
WHAT THE HECK?!
>>26438873
Compared to other kinds of porn zoo is a small percentage. And unless you present some sort of concrete evidence im not inclined to believe you.
>>26438986
Guess what,I don't care.
>>26439006
You cared enough to reply
>>26439028
For absolutely distinct reasons, that I have yet to reveal.
>There are people in this board who doesn't know how it feels to ejaculate inside a winking marepussy.
>They have to masturbate to their waifus without a good reference point.
>>26439235
I would consider it if it wasn't a felony
>>26439246
It is legal in some estates.
>>26438932
You don't have to be a hardass on the internet.
>>26439355
I don't mean it, I just like the banter.
>>26439270
None near me unfortunately
>>26439393
Welp, you could always save up for Sugar Star Fleshlight.
>>26438635
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>26439558
>There is not even one soul who both visits /mlp/ and has performed sexual acts on an equine
Only a fool would believe nothing posted here could ever be a fact.
>>26437346
Open the window
>>26437346
stare right into her eyes and keep on wackin it.
finish on the glass to assert my dominance.
