"S-so much this time! I don't know if I can swallow it all!"
>>26430350
Don't gulp your drinks.
You're a princess. You should know proper etiquette
>>26430350
Muh dik
>>26430350
"COME ON TWI! ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE. THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING. ON LIKE LIKE THIS. PRINCESSES LIKE YOU.....Should be drinking the eggs."
>>26430350
Eat them, Twilight. EAT THEM ALL!
>>26430350
U-unf
>>26430350
I CAME
>>26430350
Cum drinking is cancer.
>>26432051
Are you fucking for realzies right now? I can't even comprehend the level of faggotry necessary to type and hit submit on such a pants-on-head retarded post.
>>26430350
OP, don't talk with your mouth full.
>>26432060
No. Just stop.
What kind of disgusting mongoloid likes to watch someone gulp down fucking cum? It smells terrible, it has a disgusting consistency, and I can't imagine that it tastes any better.
Stop.
Cum drinking is an absolute 0/10 fetish, literally diaper/scat tier.
>>26432080
>>26432080
>insults cum
>hasnt tasted it
Fucking casual. I bet you dont even sit upsidedown and cum all over your own face.
>>26432080
I don't get what would make you so unbelievably saddlesore about cum drinking. The fetish isn't about YOU drinking it, you donut; it's about watching some slut degrade herself by drinking it.
Are you mad because you have dribblecums? Is that it?
>>26432089
Are you gay, boy?
>>26432094
>The fetish isn't about YOU drinking it
It doesn't matter, even the sight of it disgusts me. I would literally rather watch someone drink piss than cum.
>Are you mad because you have dribblecums? Is that it?
I don't understand what this has to do with anything.
>>26432122
>even the sight of it disgusts me
Do you not masturbate? Do you close your eyes when you finish or something?
Are you LITERALLY autistic?
>>26432122
>piss fetish
Well, at least youre alright.
>>26432137
>Do you not masturbate? Do you close your eyes when you finish or something?
I finish in such a way that I don't have to see what comes out.
>Are you LITERALLY autistic?
No.
>>26432141
I don't have a piss fetish, I just meant that I would less disgusted at watching someone drink piss than cum.
>>26432159
>I finish in such a way that I don't have to see what comes out
>literally triggered by the sight of his own semen
>not autistic
>>26432141
Do you have a story to be writing, or art to be drawing?
>>26432122
>not liking sexual fluids
You probably wouldn't even lick pussy juice, let alone touch it.
>>26432159
Are you asexual?
>>26432170
>new bug pic
>20 posts of green ready
Nou. :^>
>>26432159
I know this is bait but my sides are fucking gone now.
>>26432168
I'm not autistic, boy.
>>26432173
I don't mind female sexual fluids, they are nothing like semen.
>>26432177
No.
>>26432201
Why do you think this is bait?
>>26432182
No shut up, I already filled my quota of bitching about being unproductive AND trying to shill a story.They were both unsuccessful.
Christ, i just finished jerking it, how did this thread turn to trash within 24 minutes?
>>26432215
>Why do you think this is bait?
Oh, (you)!
>>26432215
>unironically using boy
Nigger. Youre fetishes a shit and you have a micro benis.
>>26432215
I don't even care anymore. I'm just going to stick around to see what the next foot you shove into your mouth like a fat bitch on a piece of cake will be.
>>26432220
So go read, faget. Youre still behind.
And im gonna go pass out.
>>26432239
Did you read one of my unlisted stories? I noticed the hits went up by one and I haven't opened it since editing months ago.
>>26432226
>(you)
Worst meme of 2016.
>>26432229
>Youre fetishes a shit
I haven't even said any of them.
>you have a micro benis.
But I don't. I think it's slightly above average in length.
>>26432237
>what the next foot you shove into your mouth
What does this even mean? What are you even implying?
>>26432051
>>26432080
>>26432122
>>26432159
Not obvious at all.
>>26432245
I know, baiting is such a bad meme. You should stop now. Join OP in his cum guzzling.
>>26432245
>can't even into common idioms
This is just too goddamn good. I fully intend to believe that you are literally retarded until you inevitably act like you were just pretending all along.
>>26432259
The only idiom that fucking mess of a sentence comes close to is "putting a foot in your mouth" and that doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense with regard to what I have said. I have said nothing stupid. You are the only one who is acting stupid right now.
>>26432247
>>26432248
Stop.
>>26432271
Assburgers.
>>26432271
>Stop.
Yeah, you should. Sadly, your bait didn't turn out the way you wanted.
>>26432271
>Stop.
Here's yet another (You)
>>26432271
>I have said nothing stupid.
>>26432271
Western bacon assburgers
>>26432245
>I think it's slightly above average in length.
That doesn't matter if it's cut.
You can't impress her with a lengthy rod if it looks like a shriveled raisin and feels like a cheese grater going in.
>>26432288
I'm hungry. Fuck you for posting that nigger.
>>26432159
hope you enjoy this image, weirdo
>>26432298
I too am hungry that's why I posted it :(
>>26432305
I called you a nigger lightheartedly.
FUCK I WANT THAT. LOOK AT THAT SHIT. ITS AN ABOMINATION. I WANT IT IN MY STOMACH.
>>26432274
>>26432288
This doesn't even mean anything, but keep spouting buzzwords.
>>26432275
You're fucking stupid. IF I even meant for my posts to be bait, they would have been damn good bait consider how you keep fucking replying to me.
Too bad this isn't bait, and you're still wrong.
>>26432282
Please point out the stupid things I have said, avatarfag.
>>26432294
Stop bullshitting. Chances are a woman isn't going to care if a dick is cut or uncut as long as it pleases her. She might have a preference, but in the end it never matters. And don't post that retarded /b/ screenshot of women expressing disgust in cut dicks and saying they wouldn't fuck them. That's not how it works in the real world, boy.
>>26432302
That's clearly not cum.
>>26432313
>in the end it never matters
>but don't post evidence that contradicts me!
>Please point out the stupid things I have said
'kay.
>>26432313
>>26432271
>>26432245
>>26432215
>>26432159
>>26432122
>>26432080
I think that about covers it.
>>26432313
Buzz
>>26432313
Your taste in fetishes is so shit I bet you don't even wrangle it to tile patterns! Are you a faggot, Anon? You must be if you can't even handle the sight of your own baby batter.
>>26432313
>blah blah not bait
We get it, you'll deny it since you're backed into the corner. Bait is bait, sorry. It's pretty fun watching you squirm, though. How long until you tell us you can't wait to scarf down Twilight's thick and throbbing mare dick until she unloads her massive orgasm down your throat?
>>26432313
SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE. FUCK UP.
I WAS TRYING TO LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>26432288
THIS SANDWICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR EGO TRIP.
FUCKING CEASE. GO TIE A ROPE AROUND YOUR BALLS AND BUNGEE JUMP FROM A BRIDGE.
GO WRAP YOUR CUM-FEARING DICK AROUND A BEEHIVE AND PUNCH IT.
GO GRAB A TISSUE AND CUM INTO IT WHILE STARING UP AT YOUR CEILING FAN AND HOLDING YOUR NOSE YOU FUCKING MENTAL CASE.
I want a cheeseburger.
>>26432320
I see. I was clearly wrong. My bad for being such a faggot.
>>26432329
Please no.
>>26432331
You're right. I can't handle seeing my own cum so I hardly touch myself. It's pitiful.
>>26432342
I guess my bait will have to be stronger next time. You win.
>>26432349
Forgive me. I'll let you enjoy your burger in peace now.
>>26432320
>but don't post evidence that contradicts me!
Are you actually stupid enough to believe that what women say on an anonymous image board equates AT ALL to what they would actually say, believe, and do in real life?
>Please point out the stupid things I have said
'kay.
>>26432313 (You)
>>26432271 (You)
>>26432245 (You)
>>26432215 (You)
>>26432159 (You)
>>26432122 (You)
>>26432080 (You)
>I think that about covers it.
Yeah, that means nothing. You can't prove that anything I have said is objectively stupid until you actually show me the parts that are stupid. Simply linking the general posts doesn't cut it.
It doesn't work like that, boy.
>>26432342
>We get it, you'll deny it since you're backed into the corner
You fucking idiot. If I was actually baiting, I wouldn't care about being "backed into a corner". The argument would mean nothing to me.
If I cared about being backed into a corner, I would claim that I AM baiting.
Is this too hard for you to understand or are you just going to spew more faulty logic at me?
>>26432359
You're an idiot.
>>26432359
Its ok anon. Theres no way I'm gonna eat that cheeseburger anyway.
But on a serious note, if your cum smells that bad, you might have some sort of health issue.
I'm not kidding. You should not be able to smell cum that just came out of your dick.Unless it dried into a concentrated cum crust
>>26432313
>That's not how it works in the real world, boy.
Alright, boy. I can tell you've never actually been with a woman based on this sentence alone.
Steve, your gay lover, might not mind you dousing your cock in peanut oil and going to town on his ass, but that shit won't fly with women.
If you can't slide in without hurting her, if you need your dick covered in man-made slime to fuck, she's leaving your ass the very next morning.
Fucking homo cut fags are in denial.
Hilarious.
>>26432373
>If I was actually baiting, I wouldn't care about being "backed into a corner".
Just what a baiter would say. I don't get it, why do you think people will fall for your shriveled dick story or whatever?
>>26432385
Are you seriously making this into an cut/uncut debate?
Go eat your dickcheese you disgusting ingrate. I'm now on the side of the other guy. If people like you hate him, and for the dumbest reasons too, he must be doing something right.
>>26432373
>You're an idiot.
Your.
>>26432391
Typical cutfag siding with the bait.
wow
>>26432391
>Mad that mommy and daddy let a Jew mutilate his penis.
>this thread
>>26430350
Yet you can speak
>>26432469
They do circumcisions in hospitals anon. You are so grossly misinformed that it physically sickens me that you actually are allowed to breathe air.
>>26430350
I activate monster reborn to restore this thread to its former glory!
I mean wow, to be so affected but even the thought of semen is really weird man. Like you don't have to be turned off by it but the fact that you are so repulsed by it is really fucking weird, like in range of "you have some issues" weird.
Others here are joking about autism but there's an honest to goodness chance you fall on the spectrum, or some kind of weird obsessive compulsive syndrome.
Also the fact that you are calling others who are attracted to this weird is fucking stupid, honestly, cum and cum related activities are on of the most normal and common turn on's, literal normalfag tier.
Honestly anon, honestly.
>>26432632
>Others here are joking about autism
I was never joking.
>>26432632
This, honestly. Nothing wrong with watching your waifu guzzle it by the gallon.
I have one thing to say Where are all of the writefags
>>26432159
>I finish in such a way that I don't have to see what comes out.
Would you mind explaining what that looks like?
>ITT how to bait
>>26434084
It is more fault of the faggots that replied to him instead of letting it slip, really.
People here loves to reply to the bait because they have nothing to do though and for their own amusement.
>>26434084
Baiting is trolling's Down-syndrome baby. Back in the day, we used to call it "pretending to be retarded".
>Come here expecting some greens of book hoers drinking cum
>Laugh for 10minutes instead
Fuck you, now I have to get hard again.
Crossroads, I need my Twilight fluff.I'm the same guy from last November who asked
>>26432953
My guess is under a blanket.
