Even if she was real, or if you met a girl just like her(tits size notwithstanding), you too would get sick of her over the months
>>26428826
LIES
>>26428826
Fluttershy is worst maneshit anyway. Being a mainshitfag is literal autism, tb͏h fa͏m.
>>26428826
I'd be perfectly happy with a friend like her.
>>26428848
>Implying liking a background character or a side character is any less autistic
>>26428826
I'd get sick of her within the first month and dump her.
>>26428826
Well, let's break it down.
>Fluttershy
The negatives
-insecurity issues
-Owns her own none profit that she runs out of here home.
-Because her none profit is small, she is kind of broke.
-Her home must smell like shit because it's literally filled with animals.
-She by extension must also smell like shit because she's around animals all day.
-You would have to support her if you wanted to be serious with her. Like financially.
-She's a vegan.
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So let's view positives.
-She's quite
-She would cook and clean.
-Because of her meek nature, you can make her do pretty much anything.
-You can live that classic 1950's lifestyle, and just tell her to shut up and get back in the kitchen.
-She is caring and nurturing, so she'd be perfect adoptive momeru because let's be honest, you're gonna have to adopt, that's not how genetics works.
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Let's view her skills
-She can talk to animals
-She can like take care of them I guess.
-Other than that Fuck all.
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Muh personal view
-She'd be a fucking stick in the mud. You'd need to help her with everything.
-She wouldn't understand technology, or even be capable of learning, so she'd be useless.
2/10 waifu material would not ever be with. In my opinion.
>>26428966
Well I mean Applejack is technically a background character so that's not really saying much, tb͏h.
>>26428826
no we would be the perfect match, we have so much in common we practically share the same soul
>>26429050
You make fair, if uncomfortable, point.
>>26428826
If you're a selfish and unpatient dick, then you're quite right OP
>>26429081
>You make fair, if uncomfortable, point.
This is a common theme in my life.
flutterfags in full damage control lmao
>>26429090
>Patient
NIGGA EVERYONE HAS A LIMIT.
>>26429069
>>26428826
no, i wouldn't get tired of her, humar or pony
you can always fall in love again whit her.
>>26428826
How can you get tired of the most qt horse
>>26428826
False.
>>26429050
>only looking at the economic/practical aspects of a relationship.
A person like you has no business rating how good a companion someone would be.
Consider who Fluttershy is; the element of KINDNESS.
Do you have any idea how precious a thing kindness is in a person?
>>26429472
Well can kindness pay the bills? No? Then fuck off. Your waifu is shit
Holy shit
so, it looks as if the title of /mlp/'s most hated pony has gone from Twilight Sparkle to Fluttershy
can someone check to see if those subliminal messages are at play here?
>>26429472
I think the more important point is that if you want to be with her, you have to be comfortable living with tons of animals as well. Not only the smell and lack of cleanliness, but the nonstop noise and always take in every single stray that she finds.
>>26428826
As much as I hate to admit it, if a rl fluttershy just waltzed into my life and vowed to be with me always, I'd be on it like a nigger who just spotted a welfare check in a bucket of chicken.
>>26428826
Nah.
>>26428826
>implying you wouldn't want to date this qt3.14
>>26429739
>Fluttershy
>EqG
Double no.
Go back to your shitty EqG general.
>>26428826
Would the same apply to you?
>>26429050
im not sure about the smell points.
>>26429472
Hi, op and before you say anything. Yes I'm a faggot.
But I've also touched a vagina in my lifetime. So....I'm just saying. You may think I have no business with women but the world an't far nigger.
And when it gets down to it, being with flutter crochtitties shy, it would kind of suck living with her is all I was saying.
You have to be okay living with this person. So you know... she'd be kind of unpleasant.
You could tell her to cut that shit out and not adopt every stray, but she'd ball her eyes out...probably in public.
If you're okay living with someone who'd cry over everything that's your business goy.
I'd personally stay clear of that train wreck.
>>26430192
I mean, have you ever worked at a shelter? I volunteered at one, and Jesus those fucking things piss and shit EVERYWHERE!
It's on the walls, it's on the floor Jesus Christ it's even in their food bowls.
It's like a poo poo museum. You can't not get feces on you. It's impossible to not come into contact with it at least three times a shift.
We would enjoy the honeymoon phase of our relationship for as long as we would be able. When we grow old, we will remember those days as the best of our lives. However, the magic will die eventually. When that happens, I will begin my business in selling Fluttershy milk products. We will become business partners to rekindle the passion we felt as lovers. It will be a beautiful little existence.
>>26429643
> welfare check in a bucket of chicken.
Fucking kek, my sides are forever lost.
>>26430575
> fluttershy milk
Hold the phone there nigger!!
What'd you say was gonna happen?
>>26428826
Nigger. You underestimate how fucking hard my dick is when I imagine hearing her voice during the coitus.
>>26430584
Well, not just milk obviously. That would be silly. We would also produce cream, ice cream, and cheese.
>>26430605
So you'd fuck her, but would you be with her?
Let's be honest here. Are you willing to put a ring on it?
Are you willing to eat that booty like groceries?
I would love flutters as mom.
gf I don't know, she being so submissive, I would love to have control over her, but it would get dull in some time.
>>26428826
Could deal with it without the animals, but I know it is a package deal, so no
>>26430636
Submissive girls are trash.
>>26430632
Ring? Yes. Assplay? A thorough cleaning would be required, but yes.
No one likes shit in their mouth anon.Yet here we all are no?
>>26428826
she would be perfect for me
i wouldn't be perfect for her but that's another matter
>>26430518
Love is about comprises sometimes, if you love someone you should try and accept things they feel strongly about. Your entire premise in this situation is flawed. We're humans, not machines.
You can't just be told, "don't love her" like logic has any place in a relationship.
Love ain't logical friend.
You may have touched a vagina, but you've obviously never loved.
>>26428826
nah, I would try to get her to be more assertive in the bedroom.
Either way, have sex as often as we could
>>26430713
Naaah, my best friend gf, is so submissive, she shuts up when we talk, she brings drinks (water in my case I don't drink soda or alcohol) picks up chip bowls she's very helpful overall, she is very cute she even went to the department store to buy me EqG mini Flutters and Rarity with her own money.
>>26430192
You're probably a dog owner so that's why you don't understand it. But for others, when you go to someone's house who owns a pet, everything smells like shit and piss. Like Jesus Christ, the whole smells like dogshit. The furniture, clothes, EVRYTHING. It hits you in the face when you walk in.
Alright now imagine Fluttershy who owns dozens of stray and wild animals. Imagine how terrible she must smell, even for horse standards.
>>26431307
You clearly don't own pets, I've had scorpions tarantulas, spiders, crickets, cockroaches, fish tanks, turtles, dogs, australian parrots, pigeons, iguana, lobster, cats and a Vietnamese pig, it's a lot of work to clean everything, but I get along a lot better with animals, I fucking hate people.
I am Discordfag from other threads.
>>26431564
and 2 ducks.
>>26428826
yep
>>26429739
EqG is cancer.
MLP is the only way.
>>26431727
Oh shit it's you.I smiled real fuckin big when I realized this.
>>26431189
>COMPRISES
Compromises are what you mean.
And to continue from my previous points, while still adding onto it.
You can't love anyone, without learning to love yourself first. The world you're describing is one where you're a beta fuckboy who is a complete and total servant to their lover.
Yes SOME compromise is necessary, BUT, at a certain point, you just have to understand that you can't choose who you're going to truly love. They will just click with you.
You like this pastel 2d ponie because you believe that she will in some way click with you.
I SAY TO YOU DEAR NIGGER FAGGOT! THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW YOURSELF!
Why, because you only talk about what she'd want, what she is....WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU!
Who is Anonymous faggot on the internet?
What does Anonmoose want? You haven't considered this, have you? You're going to jump ship with this bitch, and not even consider what it's going to means to you.
All I'm saying is a relationship takes two, not one. So unless you're some nature boy cuck, you'd probally not be happy living with her.
>>26431601
>>26431564
Jesus christ you must smell like shit.
>>26431806
>all these insults
You give the distinct impression of not knowing how to have a human conversation.
A relationship is about being EQUAL with your partner, thinking someone is beta just because they're willing to not treat their partner like shit is fucking asinine.
Well yeah, Fluttershit isn't my waifu. I'd get sick of her immediately.
