You are reincarnated as Purple Smart
Wat do
>>26421739
Smoke weed in my castle all day.
>>26421739
Commit suicide.
incest.
>>26421739
Have hot dyke sex
>>26421739
cut off my own wings
>>26421739
Masturbate in front of a mirror
>>26421739
Make prompt threads no less than 11 times a day on /mlh/
>>26421739
Do non-princess stuff
>>26421739
Become a serial snuggler, utilizing my wings and magic to optimize my chances of successful snuggling.
>>26421739
Play bloodborne all day. Live on mom and dads couch surviving off of Cheeto dust and drops of mountain dew.
It's okay because I'd be a mare, so it's like hot or some shit right? That's how that works?
cum inside rainbow dash
>>26421799
You'd even snuggle stallions in public without their consent?
>>26421837
>get to equestria as the little mare
>reverse gender politics
>>26421739
Reincarnated implies it starts at her birth. In that case I'd most likely fuck everything up, because I doubt I could orchestrate it to still get an invitation to try out for Celestia's school for gifted unicorns on the exact day the rainboom occured, meaning no Princess mentor, meaning no being an element of harmony, meaning I get one of the bad futures from the season five finale.
This prompt is actually kind of depressing if you take it seriously.
Masturbate a lot.
>>26421909
You retain your memories at least
I'm not qualified to wield that kind of power. I would just use it to get things that I want. I already wallow in hedonistic perversion and degeneracy on a daily basis. I'd end up a corpse in a week tops if I had access to magic.
>>26421739
Masturbate in front of a mirror.
>>26421739
Laugh maniacally at the acquisition of my newfound power.
>>26422033
"The power... The absolute power!"
>"What have you done?!"
>"Trust me!"
"The universe is mine to command, to control!"
>>26421909
nigga you'd still have your cm engraved on the tree of harmony, and this finale has shown that they get the same cutiemarks regardless of the sanic rainboom, so you'd probably get there somehow, it's a prophecy, destiny or some shit
>>26421739
All those
>masturbate in front of mirror responses
Like get erotic guys you now have magic AND wings image what sorts of pleasure those could bring you
Use that to your advantage.god I'm so autistic
>>26422064
Hes right.
Masturbate in front of two mirrors.
>insert show plotline
>>26422073
Atta boy that's better
>>26421739
I'd tell my waifu to never have sex with a male until I tell her otherwise.
>>26422104
Holy shit, its neal dusedau
>>26421739
Quintuple my wings
>>26422061
In that case it would actually go down much better, because I'd be able to circumvent most of the problems of the show with foreknowledge. Equestria would benefit but dramatic tension would suffer, and all would turn out well but be more boring than it would have been otherwise.
>>26421739
>Mastrubate
>Kill spike
>Kill self in Cadence's/Shining's room to makee it look like a murder
>Pray I reincarnate as somepony who isn't worst pone
>>26421739
I'd carry on her legacy of molesting fillies
>>26422197
>You reincarnate as Rarity
>>26422207
Feels good man.
>>26422207
>pound that dragon dick all day
Good end.
>>26421739
rape all my friends, then ponyville, then canterlot, then equestria
>>26422207
Commit suicide again.
>>26422296Spike is kill
>Baby Dragon dick
>Over glorious horsecockor a human's if present
Darling, please.
>>26421837
>bloodborne
>>26422324
>playing the short game
>>26422316
>third time around you get spike
>>26422333
A baby dragon is literally "short game", anon.Nice numbers, though.
>>26422349
Short game as in short term thinking.
I play the long game.
>>26422207
>Find that book that makes you go crazy
>Find spell that summon Outer gods
>summon Shub-Niggurath
>Becomes Shub-Niggurath avatar
>"Feels good ,darling"
>>26422207
reincarnate as best pone
I have no problem with that
>Anons start "appearing" in Equestria via body-snatching
>Ponies who have been "taken" have to resist the will of their possessor or have their consciousness subjugated
>Mass crisis as pony personas are struggling or completely erased by a variety of "anons"
>Said anons not only have to get used to their new form and struggle with the more resilient ponies, but also have to cope with whatever behavioral and habitual traits their host originally had
>>26422652
Good greentext prompt
Somebody oughta write thisI'd do it but I'm a lazy fuck with bad grammar and hardly any writing skill
>>26421739
Have forceful sex with all of my friends, masturbate in front of the mirror, then drink bleach.
>>26422652
>All while trying to be secretive about it
>In the end everyone learns there is no pony left, there is only anons
>And everyone was trying to look 'normal' for nothing
bump for idea
>>26421781
this x1000
>>26423109
So you would masturbate 1000 times in front of a mirror
I mean sure you're a horse mare but even so I'd be worried about health of my genitals at that point
>>26421739
Get a large mirror and lay it on the floor.
Watch myself shit on the mirror.
Become supreme ruler of whatever the planet Equestria is on is called
>>26421739
Honestly I'd just enjoy ponyville and my new friends. First thing I'd do is have a slumber party with the mane six.
