>americlaps will never be allowed this delicacy
>now with ponies
Sucks to be you I guess.
>>26414905
you gonna need eat all these eggs
>>26414905
you will get the shitty rings...
>>26414923
rings are rare like fluttershy
>>26414905
Good luck finding them all, OP! I just completed the set about a week and a half ago.
Protip: EqG's Twilight and MLP Fluttershy are the most rare
>>26414933
Damn, reminds me of pic related.
How many non-pony toys did you have to go through?
>>26414905
Wonder how long before your mudslime overlords find issue with those and make your knobjockey govt ban them.
>>26414928
that's a joke right? I keep getting the fucking things, rings and Pinkies man, just rings and pinkies.
>>26414905
Uh, sorry?
We should aim for the ponies, but only to be able to enjoy the chocolate.
Do you enjoy eating out of trash cans?
At least our children are safe from choking to death on those toddler-murdering devices.
>>26414905
Can you eat the ponies?
>>26414975
I know that feel
>>26414960
>How many non-pony toys did you have to go through?
probably just under 50. My autism pushed me to do it. Went through a LOT of RDs and the little bracelet things that won't even fit around my wrist
>>26414985
If anyone's dumb enough to choke on the huge fucking capsule inside then they deserve it.
>>26414975
wow you must have crazy lucky
>>26415018
its PIKACHU
>>26414905
>EQG
yea, I bet they are very mad now
>>26415043
There is MLP as well, its like russian roulette
>>26415031
6 rings, lucky me.
>>26414905
Kinder chocolate is overrated and the presence of a sub-McDonald's tier toy doesn't change that.
>>26414905
>be European
>get refugee'd
>>26415110
>jelly americlap detected
>>26415085
you can cosplay as mandarin put 5 of them on fingers and last one on dong
>>26414905
>be europoor
>smugly buying shitty candy
>get raped in ass by syrian refugees
>get shot on way home.
>post on /pol/ how amerifats are stupid for owning guns
>>26415164
>not that bad I tell my self.
>goes to eat my kinder egg.
>I bet I'll get another fucking ring.
>at least I can joke about it.
>it's the shitty bracelet.
>>26414905
Those look rather decent, I wouldn't mind both versions of Ponka.
I wonder if there's someone who just buys eggs and sells the toys at a premium.
>>26415181
>get shot on way home.
Guns are illegal m8.
Atleast we don't have chimpanzees with glocks on every street corner
>>26415215
I'm sure guys like >>26414933
could sell their extras off and make a profit
>>26415199
how you chose egg?
i always chose not first one and not middle one
chose one that I dont wanna pick,i heave 2 twis 1 fluter and 1 pinky and THE RING :^)
>>26415228
Guns being illegal doesn't stop criminals from owning guns. I'm not a gunfag, nor do I own one or even plan to, and I can see why banning guns is a stupid idea.
>>26415228
>Guns are illegal m8.
Uh huh, I'm glad those laws made all those rifles in Paris explode when they attempted to fire them
>be me
>got home first time in a year
>mom's happy
>dad isn't irritated
>feels good
>go shopping
>see eggs
>remember there are some pone ones
>find them
>ask parents to buy them
>decide to get three of them
>searching ones with different pictures
>get two
>dad points out third one
>get it
>get home
>unwrap the first egg
>get a plastic ring
>not amused
>unwrap the second egg
>get a plastic hair pin
>hopes are slowly dying
>unwrap the last egg, chosen by dad
>PINKIE MOTHERFUCKING PIE
>HYPE IS REAL
>mom's hyped too for no apparent reason
>life is good
>time to leave
>packing my bags
>dad's driving to an airport
>get a vague feel of something missing
>THE PINK HORSE
>fuck
>no time to turn back anymore
>mom tells she noticed I forgot the horse
>didn't tell me on a purpose
>now she has a memento
>fml
>>26414905
>Freedom Country
>Has no Freedom to buy Kinder eggs
>>26414960
>1 in 3/33.3% chance of Pone clearly stated in the box
>He still does not understand
>>26415362
see you don't wanted that egg and there was pon>>26415252
Enjoy your death by sufocating moron.
>>26415455
by the way, the pone egg made no sound when I shaked it. Ring and Pin eggs made souns.
>now
>>26415497
not always check weight more accurate is
>>26415508
first time I've seen it in my town.
How longs has it been?
>>26415532
few months
>>26415575
all the wasted time...
>>26415181
>get raped in ass by syrian refugees
Women love getting raped.
>>26414971
The only issue it's the surprise inside the kinder surprise, that nigger could eat because they're niggers.
>>26415880
Spotted the Syrian
>>26414905
How are all those refugees treating you eurofag?
>>26416378
Do you have any study that proves that women don't like to be raped?
>>26414905
>kinder eggs
>an important issue
Have fun having no guns, faggots
>>26415228
They sure were illegal in Paris
>>26414905
>Eurocucks will never own an AR-15
>Eurocucks will never get to make their lower and upper receiver in their waifus color scheme.
>Eurocucks will never own a wonderbolt AR-15
lel
>>26414914
kek
>>26414905
Maybe my cash and carry will sell these, I like the box cover art man so nice and clean
>>26415880
>CSU pro-immigration
>CSU
>>26416731
They can't be sold in murrka, man. A law from 30s forbids selling food containing toys of any kind.
>>26416779
Yeah its true you know.
>>26414985
well instead you guys have guns instead in those shelfs so
>>26416897
Stop posting anytime
>>26416574
>>26416779
If they were against immigration they would quit the coalition.
>>26414905
You non-freedom loving fuckers know about ebay, right?
>>26417467
They're called euroPOORs for a reason, mate.
They have to give all their money to immigrants, refugees, feminists, and minorities. Right before their door gets kicked in by the police to confiscate their butter knives.
>>26417467
>$66
hahahaha
>>26416815
who said I worked in Merica? being Britbong is great, 99% of customers are corner shop owners who call me 'boss'
>>26417480
You don'y know that, he just be a canuck.
>>26417525
3 hamburgers ain't to bad mate.
>buy the 24 pack
>sell them for 6 bucks each to brownies
>literally profit
>use profits to buy the complete set
>>26414905
The absolutely best things about them are removable wings.
You can actually chose between ali and uni Twi that way.
Simply brilliant.
>>26414905
I just brought some back in my luggage last time I went to Germany. Customs only took my beer though
>>26414905
They have kinder surprise at a store just a few blocks from here.
Should I call the FBI?
>>26414905
Rainbow dash still looks like a stoner to meI have Ponka though, she's actually pretty decently moddelled
>>26419458
Call me
>>26415228
hows that working out for you?
>>26415160
Not really, no. Not a fan of any food product that relies on a cheap gimmick to substitute in the absence of quality.
