>"Oh, so you're a mare, too, Anon?"
>"You have a penis!"
>"..."
>"What are you talking about? Stallions don't have penises!"
>"Of course I have a penis, why do you ask?"
>>26405099
Twilight's face looks really funny in that pic!
>>26405099
Because I want to pee in your butthole.
>>26405099
I'm going to go fuck Applejack's... brother? Sister? The big red one.
>>26405099
Oh, uh, okay then.
I guess I am a mare.
Pony language is weird.
>>26405099
But why are you so fat?
>>26405343
What are you talking about? You're not even married yet.
>>26405099
So, this means, in this universe, Trixie really does have a dixie?
>>26405366
You're making my desk creak under the weight of your hayburger fueled gluttony, you fucking purple mongoloid. My eyelids feel heavy just looking at you.
>>26405099
Does Spike have a vagina?
>>26405431
>>26405565
Tss fat fuckin bitch why dont ya eat lard or sumthin
>>26405581
>>26405565
here, have a knife, purple shit
>>26405624
>this kills the twiggy
>26405099
Show it to me.
>>26405624
Not only is the person posting this shit a fairy but he's a csgo playing faggot looool
>>26405650
no
>>26405099
>>26405662
/g/ay-activity detected
>>26405658
new fag can't even reply
go back to being a normie
mares don't have peckers, trannies are unnatural and mentally ill and the only real accomplishment they have to look forward to in life is their suicides. People that don't understand this are part of the problem. at least even pones understand this. You don't see them running around with sex toys in tow yelling "LOOK AT ME I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE HURRR!!"
>>26405922
Please contain your buttfrustration, sir.
You're scaring the children.
>>26406070
contain your mentally ill first
>>26406147
You first.
>>26406198
if you can get a nuke then sure, we can make it happen
>>26405099
So, are we fucking or what?
>>26405366
>>26405565
>>26405591
why would you do that
>>26407298
She's fat therefore is funny.
>>26407372
you made the horse cry
>>26405565
>>26405565
now I'm sad
>>26405667
Guys we have a problem
>>26405667
Wasn't that from the story with the knife of friendship?
>>26407544
I need context
>>26407544
>knife of friendship
Tell me more.
>>26405099
GOD DAMN IT
MY HUSBANDO DOES NOT HAVE A VAGINA
>>26407544
>>26408311
>>26408644
Original thread (probably not the thread that >>26407544 is referring to, but it's the only one that I read):
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25621377
Other threads that the picture was used in:
http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/image/KiKuFbL41nDxQtJz885L3Q/
I'm too lazy to look through those.
>>26409087
>There was never a green about overprotective ponies
I'm still waiting
>>26405099
Can I crawl inside of it?
>>26409405
>cock vore
stop
>>26409813
yes
>>26409813
>>26409993
Will you two just fuck already?
>>26405922
accept the horsedick anon
>>26409394
I want this, too.
>>26410398
>you're selfs
>you're
>selfs
Do you even english, faglord?
>>26410468
>not knowing it's bait
>not knowing you're bait
>not knowing this is bait
>>26410468
>>26410511
>I'M BAIT
>YOU'RE BAIT
>HE'S BAIT
>WE'RE ALL BAIT
>>26410398
your a fag
>>26405099
"Explain why Carrot Cake was the one waiting outside while Cup Cake was in labor, then?"
"I mean, what, did she give birth out her dick?"
>"Actually, yes, you se-"
"I WANT TO GO HOME."
>>26411026
I chuckled.
You people are the fucking scum of the world. No wonder you don't have any friends or anyone who actually loves you. It's actually ironic that none of you will ever even have a baby. Does it make you die a bit inside to know that you had one fucking job in life, to reproduce, and you still managed to fail miserably in it? I hope it does. You will never feel the touch of a woman, nobody will ever say "I love you" or look into your eyes and trust you. You are all worthless. You are less than worthless.
>>26411121
Are you done?
Maybe you should lie down and catch your breath.
All that unnecessary raging can take a lot out of someone.
>>26411121
Already in a relationship. Try again.
This thread is precisely the reason none of us will ever make it to Equestria, we're too fucked up to bring anything good there.
>>26411026
Imagine a newborn baby slowly pushing it's way out your urethra.
>>26411255
that is not a thing i needed to read
>>26411255
Nigga, that ain't how biology works.
>>26411255
I got an erectuon
I went too deep guys
>>26405099
>All the mares have dicks
>All the stallions have vaginas
I accept it
>>26411950
>implying there aren't sword fights
>loser carries the baby
>>26411255
WELCOME TO SPOTTED HYENAS, THERE THE GIRLS HAVE BIGGER DICKS THAN THE GUYS
>>26410398
eeyore*
>>26405922
Why did you post this?
>>26405662
>csgo
>>>/out/, newfag
>>26411255
>>26411255Hot.
boop
>>26405099
You just killed my dream, Twily.
>>26405161
>not peeing in her mouth to get her pregnant
>>26411255
>>26411255
why is this thread still alive
>>26417659
You know why.
>>26405099
>You erupt into disbelieving laughter.
"Nice try Purple Urkel, but I wasn't born yesterday."
>Twilight tilts her head.
>"What's so funny Anon? It's true! In fact I was on my way to one of our weekly Circle-Jerks of friendship! Care to join us?"
>You curl your lips.
"What the hell do I look like? A greentext writer on /mlp/?"
>You both look at the camera.
>"It's not that kind of party Anon! We all gather in a circle, and caress one another's frustrated lengths until we burst forward with our friendship nectar!"
"That sounds awfully disgusting....but morbid curiousity is prompting me to go."
>She squees, and clops her hooves together.
>"Excellent! Let's go! I can hardly wait!"
>You roll your eyes, as she headbutts you along towards her castle.
"Hey wait the Horn Urkel. That's forbidden territory back there!"
>"We're almost there! Let's go! Oh, I'm just throbbing with excitement!"
>Who wants to bet it's just some freaky unicorn thing?
>You rushed into the castle, zigzagging through various hallways until you enter their throne room.
>The rest of the mane six are all sat around, moving their hooves under the table in suspicious mannerisms.
>"WHOA WHOA WHOA. Why is he here Twilight?!"
>Rainbow Dash points a slimy hoof at you.
>Fucking gross.
>"He's here to join us for our "slobberknocker" Rainbow! He wants to be friends!"
>Applejack cocks an eye at you.
>"Is he REALLY here to join us? Ah don't think--"
>"Oh pshaw Applejack. Clearly he wants to expand his horizons! Mingle with the elite!"
>Rarity smiles at you.
"Right. I'm here to join in your..."friendship games"."
>You make finger pistols at them.
>Because that movie was shit.
>And this whole thing will probably be shit too.
>Get it?!
>"W-well..I don't mind him wh-whacking off with us..."
>Fluttershy looks at you through her mane, grinning.
>You feel a little queer about this all of a sudden.
>Get it? BECAUSE DICKS!
>"Whoo-hooo! Let's whip em out then! I'm RRRRRRraring to go!"
1/
>>26417962
Not Wait", Watch"
>>26417962
I'm on the edge of my seat, writefag.
>>26417962
>Pinkie bounces around, like a primrose blur all around the room.
>You sigh in annoyance.
"Let's get this over with then. I got some stuff to do later."
>Rainbow pokes her lip out at you with squinted eyes.
>You stick your tongue out at her.
>"Knowing you, you'll probably be done faster than a Sonic Rainboom!"
"Not a contest Dashie."
>They all gather into a circle, with you in between Fluttershy, and Twilight.
>"Are we ready girls?"
>They all chime in with a "yes", and nod.
"Whatevs. DO IT."
>Shia plz.
>They all stand up, and whip out these foot long spotted cocks.
".........."
>Your jaw drops, as they wrap their hooves around one another’s monstrous meat chubs, and stroke slowly.
>"Oh wow Dash. You're so hot girl! Pent up are ya?"
>"You know me! I save the best orgasms for today! It's 20% cooler that way."
>You gag, as Applejack tugs on Dash's Weiner.
>Before you can projectile vomit, A yellow hoof paws at your pants.
>"A-Anon? Aren't you gonna t-take it out? Do you need me to fondle y-your balls to get you warmed up?"
"FLUTTERSHY. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!"
>Something hot tries to slip into the palm of your opposite end.
>"Anon? Are you gonna start? I'm dripping quite a bit here.."
"Twilight! The fuck! I thought this was a joke! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE!"
>They all give you incredulous looks.
>That is until Pinkie successfully brings Rarity to climax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCkSJhCD6SA
>An exaggerated geyser of cum, that would put a BlackJrXlll flick to shame splashes out from her Purple horsedong, covering everyone in the circle.
>Including you.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>You break from the circle, horrified from the pony bukkake, and sprint out of the castle, the spunk slowly beginning to dry from the wind.
2/
>>26418143
go on
>>26405667
>"Thanks for the knife anon!"
>>26411255
Somebody screencap the following post please (I have a stupid mac):
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18390046/#18390444
