Applefags, why do you like her? What's her appeal?
She's just a very down to earth, family-oriented mare. Would make best wife.
>>26399418
she's stable
>>26399418
Her appeal is her "apple". Get it?
>>26399418
Holy shit, the hourly thread has reached a new form
>>26399418Consistentwriting.
>>26399458
COMEDY MASTERMIND
>>26399461
U mad no one likes your background waifu?
>>26399476
Why would someone even bully applefags
>>26399418
Basically this >>26399451
Depending on your tastes, she's very beautiful as well.
>>26399490
Same reason anyone bullies Flutterfags. Or Twifags. Or Dashfags. Et cetera, et cetera.
>>26399490
She's not exempt.
>>26399418
Because her hips don't lie
>>26399490
It's an attack by the Trixiefags, tired of being ordered to go to sleep. If they're not allowed to admire their waifu without harmless memes being tossed at them, nobody should be able to enjoy themselves.
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 don't h8 apreci8
>>26399418
Boy howdy I love AJ more than anyone but after four years of explaining yourself you just get tired and stop caring.
I love AJ, that's pretty much all she needs to know.
>>26399418
I'd be LION if I said I didn't find her cute!
>>26399454
>Southern accent
>Best wife-material
>Logical and straight forward
And that's about it.
>>26400078
>Applejack
>logical
She's great as she is. You don't need to lie.
Best butt that's nice and firm
Soft n cuddly
Can't lie
Isn't lazy
Will work
Loves family
What's not to love?
>>26401506
>Can't lie
Anon she lies all the time. Nice try though.
>>26401514
Half truths aren't lies though.
>>26401529
>I'm gonna tell you thing at breakfast
>haha I didn't go to breakfast so I wasn't lying
Yes you were you stupid, stupid horse. What the fuck is wrong with you? Then Pinkie acts like it makes sense. What the hell.
>>26401537
Well breakfast with ponk and friends never happened, so she never had to lie in the first place.
>>26400232
what the fuck are you implying?
>>26401756
She's a dumb, short-sighted pony who doesn't think things through very well. That's all. She's good, but she's definitely no "voice of reason" like some people who don't watch the show like to say. When has she ever been illogical, you ask? Well, there's the entirety of Apple Family Reunion and Somepony to Watch Over Me, for starters.
>>26401908
She's not so much a voice of reason as much as she's more the 'straight man' of the group I'd say.
Gee, I don't know...
>hard working farm girl
>Dat accent
>Dat ass
>family oriented
>blonde
>green eyes
>into rope play
I'll have some more of that please.
>>26399418
She likes emcut.
>>26401908
I like it that she is a little dumb. She is way less agitating than Twilight Sparkle.
>>26399418
She's cute and orange.
Hat.
Her voice and songs.
>>26402274
>orange
>lives for apples
being applejack is suffering
She's the least autism of the bunch. Also, underlying thing for blondes. When the carpet matches the drapes, it's a magical thing.
>>26399418
- earth poni
- stronk
- hat
- blonde
- ass
- hard worker
- family oriented
- waifu material
She's no Aryanne but shes breddy gud.
>>26399472
>underrated post
>>26399418
I have a thing for hooves and nothing is better than sweaty, hard worked apple hooves
>>26404620
True applefag.
Based.
I love you.
>>26403979
You have a point.
This pone needs investigation.
>>26399418
She is my favorite background pony.
>>26401537
She didn't TECHNICALLY lie though. If she says she'll tell you at breakfast, then doesn't go to breakfast and doesn't tell you, then she technically didn't break her rule. She never said she would actually go to breakfast, just that if she did, that'd be when she told them.
I wasn't born an applefag, I BECAME an applefag.
When I first came here, I didn't have a fave pony, I liked them all (ok, maybe Dash a little less).
Then, one day, I started posting in the Applejack thread. The thing that struck me was the easy going nature of said thread. Slowest than the others for sure, but also relaxed and generally well natured.
Guess applefags way turned me into an applefag myselfplot porn did the rest
>>26405824
She lied.
>>26399472
Yessir
>>26406294
>I don't know what lying is
>>26405824
She's the Element of Honesty, not the Element of Not Technically Lying.
>>26407661
Should've been loyalty.
>>26401908
Apple Family Reunion would've been a much better episode if it had been in season 1 or 2 and it had been Twilight fucking everything up instead of AJ.
>>26399418
>How come you like Applejack if she doesn't taste like apples?
