>"ew it's anon, again."
>"Try not to look at him."
>"Who even let him in our prestigious school. It's not like he's rich or smart."
>>26185288
>continue walking
>have a nice day knowing your parents love you enough to send you to a nice school so one day you may have a nice job and family
>>26185288
I'm going to bump the fuck out of this thread just for you OP
Bitch, 4.32 cumulative GPA, two fours and one five of on AP tests, built a science club from the ground up, conversational in German, president of German club, scratch golfer. Smart enough that wealth doesn't matter. I have more integrity in my foot than all y'all combined.
>Anon is borderline genius in mental capacity
>has acquired a small fortune from offshore investments using nothing but his saved up lunch money as capital
>he goes out of his way to be just below the top 3 scores in any test or grade
>that way his scores are never publicly shown off
>He learned his lesson from all the bullying in his old school for being the top student
>and it almost worked, until a nosey purple girl began digging
>>26185326
>Top Cunt Fucker
hellooo Dash...
>>26185427
But can you ride a motor bike ?
>>26185427
>two fours on AP test
shame to famiry name, go back to room and study
>>26185326
Nasty Penis Massacre
>>26185326
Edgy anus expantion pak
Kinky scrotum massacre
>>26185445
No, but I placed eighth in Tour de France on a unicycle.
>>26185515
>using a wheel
wow what a pleb, can't you even outrun Armstrong?
>>26185446
I'm Hispanic...so, that's actually impressive. Thanks affirmative action.
>>26185525
The first seven doped. Like I said, I have integrity.
>>26185326
Top Cock Expansion Pak
>>26185288
>>26185288
>"Girls look" Lemon Zest break the lunchtime silence between the five of them as she discreetly points towards the cafetaria's door. The rest of her friends-but-wont-admit-it took miniscule glance towards the direction.
>"Just when I thought he couldnt do worse"
>"What a provoking t-shirt! Im sure that will get him EXPELLED in no time!"
>"Yuck! That guy's cracked up on the brain showing up like that"
>"Just continue our meal and forget about him girls"
>There he was, Anonnymous Acquintance, whom instead of wearing the usual CPA uniform, now showup with a with printed T-Shirt saying "NATURAL SELECTION", knee-torn jeans, and heavy boots. His green curly hair and his juniper eyes are mostly hidden beneath his black baseball cap. His backpack hung limp by his left shoulder, facing forward.
>"The HECK are you into, Anon?!!" boomed Stale Candy, one of the most disrespectful girl at school from across the hall. Her bespectacled face are full of mockery and disgust.
>The girls on her table started to laugh as well, followed by several patches of giggle here and there from various spots elsewhere.
>Anon just stand there, and calmly open his backpack, and reach out for something inside it.
>Thats when it happened
>Sunny Flare later recall the event as painfully slow. As if the whole world turned itself on slow motion for the first couple seconds of the Incident.
>The infamous, Crystal Prep School Shooting
>>26185713
>Sugarcoat knew something was off the moment Anon showed himself dressing out like that.
>Maybe thats why she couldnt find a more "truthful" words to comment on him when he appeared in the doorway, she lamented later on.
>She also felt the slow-motion sensation too, as Anon shockingly pull out a gun his backpack.
>A 12-gauge Stallioner 77T pump action shotgun, with a sawed off barrell no less.
>And easily aimed it towards the unsuspecting girl and her clique.
>There were only white in Indigo's vision as the gun spew a mouthful of lead.
>But that doesnt stop her from reacting. Not at all.
>She quickly jumped over the table, grabbing and snatching Lemon Zest who sit beside her.
>Both landed harshly upon her they're-not-my-friends, and she instantly kicked the table over, creating a barrier between the gunboy, who were located 2 tables over from them, approximately 15 meters.
>Its not enough, she muttered back then.
>And she still remember the dreaded feeling as she thought they could probably be next.
>Sour Sweet 's breathing grew more hazardous every second. Her pupil dilates as her whole body convulse and trembles in reactionary action agaisnt all these events around her.
>There were another shot, this time she could hear a scream answer back,
>And theres another one.
>And another one.
>Another one.
>One more
>And she lost count later on.
>One thing she's sure of, is that each shot are accompanied by a shattering sound as the pelets reacted against elements of CPA's Lunch Hall. Sometimes it would be the floor, sometimes its the ceiling. But its mostly ended on the other end by the blood-curling short scream and deathly gasps from the students, whose body are being skewered by the bullets.
>Sour Sweet's glad she had taken her medication pills.
>Because if she's hit that day, she at least can show her mom that she wanted to change for the better.
>>26185713
Fucking hell you goddam nice son
>>26185288
What I can I say. The dean thought I had good dick
>>26185892
>Lemon Zest cry that day.
>She didnt remember when, she just somehow find her whole face reeks of tears and snots as the commotion goes on.
>The whole terror goes on for minutes, which felt like eternity for its every passing seconds.
>She cover both of her ears with her hands, trying but somehow failing to block the sound away.
>The sound of released firearm, and the howling pain that it inflicted keep finding a way to enter her head.
>There's also shouting, and screaming, and pleas for help and divine interferrence.
>Then there's another shot of the gun to drown them all into a minisecond of cringe inducing silence, before they started again.
>The cycle of pain spins itself on a self-sustained machinery.
>Before somehow.
>Somehow, somewhen, the gunfire that halts and also started the cacophony of scream stops.
>It just stops.
>And slowly, the riot died down.
>And with that, she bracefully opened her senses again, finding the crowd goes silent.
>She used to live for her music, spends almost her entire life drowning her earbuds in sounds.
>But, Zacherle's be damned if she didnt felt truly blessed as she opened her watery eyes into silence.
>She slowly rose her head up to inspect her..friends.
>Sunny Flare was nowhere to be found
>Sugarcoat rest her back upon Indigo's barrier, a patch of wood could be seen tored away forcefully just a half palm's length from her left ear. There were blood coming off from the orifice. Her glasses are missing, making the thousand yard's stare that filled her eyes grimer that she could think was possible.
>Indigo was hugging her with one arm, seemingly had come into her senses faster than she had. Her mouth keep muttering "Its okay" over and over again.
>Sour Sweet's rest her head upon Indigo's shoulder, where the jock had wrapped up her right arm around her. Indigo's hand firmly grabbed the shaking and stuttering girl's body, forcing it gently to be anchored to hers, an attempt to stop her demanding tremor.
>>26185920
>Combat Erection
>>26185326
>fucking tit smasher
This counts as being a pussy crusher, right?
>>26185526
Am a beaner and you are useless.
>>26186049
Keep going.
>>26185427
>smart enough that wealth doesnt matter
>people actually believe this
>>26185326
Dank Ballsack Man
>>26185326
>Dank Cock Man
dandy
>>26185326
Hard sgrotum fucker
>>26185326
Horrible Ballsack Revengeance
>>26185326
>"Top Dong Deliverer"
I am not complaining at all.
>>26185326
>>26185557
Top Cock Massacre
>>26185326
long scrotum weeaboo doesnt sound too bad
>>26185326
Hard Penis Expansion Pak
>>26185326
Long Schlong Revengeance
>>26185326
Dangly Bananacreampie
>>26185713
It was the first thing i thought of.
>>26185713
i had to stop at 'natural selection'
>>26187192
how?
>>26185326
>Tasty Cock Sucker
Wtf
>>26185288
mfw that's my fetish
>>26187202
shit was 2edgy4me
>>26187257
nothing can be 2edgy for /mlp/
only4u
>>26185326
>Top Ass Man
Pretty accurate.
i believe i am smart i had sex with the mane6 background6 all 3 princesses and all of your mothers i even had sex with the princaple in order to join your school i believe im smarter then you 5 virgins
>>26185288
>You are Anon, the amorphous blob monster
>You're attending the school on a sports scholarship
>tfw no respect for hockey or gelatinous blobs
>>26185288
"Your school hired me after all the shit went down at Canterlot High. Figured you lot would need a guard. If you'd rather not have a Hunter around when some fuckin monster pops up again, you're free to bend over and offer your sweet young asses up to it. If you like being safe and all that, then shut the fuck up and stay the fuck out of my way."
>>26187280
that picture
>Saved
I'd just casually tell them to fuck off as I walk by and move on to my next class. Problem solved
>>26186049
>Be Anon
>After Equestria banned all forms of weaponry in order to make the country safe, murder rates and violent crime have been on the rise
>Decide you want to add to that number
>You illegally acquire a few knives and, at home using some store bought products, make some explosives
>You show up in the CPA cafe and lay the explosives at the door
>When they go off, the structure collapses, leaving everyone trapped in the room with you
>You spend the next half hour cutting down everyone there
>All 300 kids
>When that's done, you press the knife into your own gut, making sure to just miss all the important stuff
>Cut yourself up a few other places for good measure
>Put your knife in Sour Sweet's hand and take off your gloves
>Lay on the floor and wait for authorities to arrive
>Be Anon
>Shit was cash, yo
>Ambulance got there just in time to save you, but "sadly" nobody else
>Combined with your story, they blamed the whole "suicide-massacre" on Sour Sweet's mental issues
>When they find out it was all done with illegally acquired weapons, knives no less, they were forced to lift their idiotic bans
>Lo and behold, murder and violent crime take a dive
>Even you, you little psychopath, live your life normally from then on
>>26185326
>Edgy Spaghetti Weeaboo
>>26185326
>Kinky Ogre Massacre
>>26185713
>>26185892
>>26186049
I'm sorry, but it's too edgy.
>>26185537
What does integrity have to do with muscular endurance
>>26185326
EXPAND
>>26185326
Tasty Cunt Smasher
Guess I got Pinkie pie? Sweet!
>>26187418
This is retarded beyond words. Every line of it.
>>26188656
Agreed
>>26188656
And how is it retarded?
>>26185288
Do you have literally nothing better to do than just stand there and make mean comments like that?
>>26185326
Nasty schlong slammer.
I am not OK with this
>>26189077
>banning weapons makes violence rise
>explosives that block create just enough rubble to block doors in school cafeteria as if it's a mine tunnel
>trapped when there are plenty of windows to jump out through
>stabbing yourself with a sharp object in the guy and yet avoiding "all the important stuff"
>overpowering a roomful of people with a few knives
>planting a knife on someone who isn't wearing gloves and expecting them not to suspect anything when there are no prints or the fact it was planted on a small girl who couldn't overpower a can of pickles
>everything about not expecting to find traces of Anon DNA on the victims that struggled
>a massacre result in a ban on weapons being lifted
>this results in less violence
This was written to be as stupid as possible on purpose. No more replies from me.
>>26185288
I'm here because I'm zoned for the academy and the faculty loves me.
You hoes can't touch me.
>>26189370
Bars
>Incredible cock lover.
Well shit.
>>26187418
Shouldn't you be writing up your manifesto about why it's necessary for you to shoot up your school?
>>26189346
Banning weapons does make violence rise because only law abiding people are disarmed. Pavement apes see helpless victims who can't fight back.
>>26189450
>2016, not sculpting your own body into a perfectly honed living weapon
Do you even lift bro?
What the fuck happened to this thread?
>>26189515
Nano machines
>>26185326
>Gay Dong Expansion Pack.
>>26185288
neat concept
>>26189495
this tbqh fampai
>>26185326
Top Ogre God
Hmm
>>26189450
He's right you know. Does anybody even statistics?
>>26189495
Why not both?
Though, a knife or a bullet by a non-law-abiding ctizen maks it a moot point.
>>26189346
This post makes little to no sense
>>26185288
Love you too girls
>>26191625
Wht if that's how they express affection while in company?
>>26191662
Massive brawl as they fight for position of top girlfriend
>>26185326
>incredible cock deliverer
u know it m8.
>>26189346
>>banning weapons makes violence rise
Except it's true. You think criminals care if something is against the law? For reference, see Australia (murder goes up after gun buyback), Britain (violent crime skyrockets after gun ban), California and Massachusetts (strictest gun laws in country, yet they still got shot up), and other scattered cities. Taking away a person's ability to defend themselves from a criminal isn't going to make the criminal not break the law, you stupid fuck.
>>explosives that block create just enough rubble to block doors in school cafeteria as if it's a mine tunnel
Guess you hate fun, huh? Everything needs to be 100% realistic all the time.
>>trapped when there are plenty of windows to jump out through
Windows are never that accessible in cafeterias, and if they are, they usually lead to walled in courtyards.
>>stabbing yourself with a sharp object in the guy and yet avoiding "all the important stuff"
You can stab yourself anywhere and live if you do it right. The eye, the chest, even the fucking spine.
>>overpowering a roomful of people with a few knives
For reference, see several mass killings in China. All of these were committed with knives. Also, you're implying a room full of high school students (likely liberals judging from the story), would be able to do anything other than shake in place in that situation.
>>planting a knife on someone who isn't wearing gloves and expecting them not to suspect anything when there are no prints or the fact it was planted on a small girl who couldn't overpower a can of pickles
What do you think planting a weapon on someone does? It gets their prints on it. Again, you're also implying a room full of high school students would be able to stop a psychotic killer.
>>everything about not expecting to find traces of Anon DNA on the victims that struggled
See "no fun" point.
>>a massacre result in a ban on weapons being lifted
Wishful thinking doesn't make a story retarded
>>26189346
>>26191865
>>this results in less violence
See first point. An armed populace results in less violence because criminals will go "hey, these people can fucking shoot me" before they go do something. If they can say to themselves "I have a solid 20 minutes before anyone that can shoot me arrives on the scene," then they're going to do whatever the fuck they want, which is exactly what they do.
>>26191551
Yes, and they point to no weapons=higher crime/violence
>>26185326
Hard Spaghetti Deliverer
storyofmylife.mp3
>>26191865
Sometimes arguing with these heavily indoctrinated and, according to Jung saying a fright of guns is emoioal retardation, emotionally retarded people is like throwing pearls before swines. But we love ork, so someone's got to do it.
>>26185326
FUCKING
BANANA
massacre
>>26185326
>Nasty Scrotum Creampie
Grody.
>>26192024
What?
>>26192024
Truly the greatest poet of our time
>>26187418
>ChS
>AiE
Pick one
>>26192024
>>26187302
>amorphous blob monster
>>26185326
Hard Cock Darling
>>26185326
And here we have based anon with his valiant attempt to derail yet another cancerous EQG wroteprompt thread.
>>26185427
If you're not talking about college, then your accomplishments mean nothing.
Bumper cars.
>>26185713
>>26185892
>>26186049
Bad.
>>26187418
>Put your knife in Sour Sweet's hand and take off your gloves.
Okay
>Combined with your story, they blamed the whole "suicide-massacre" on Sour Sweet's mental issues
Couldn't the cops check and see if there is bomb making equipment at her house? Can't they test for chemicals? Shouldn't they be able to check to see if she made those purchases?
>All 300 kids
They have cellphones, I bet a few of them texted or even recorded what was going on.
>Shit was cash, yo
No, no it wasn't
>When they find out it was all done with illegally acquired weapons, knives no less, they were forced to lift their idiotic bans
How?? How does a school shooting lead to lifting bans?
>Lo and behold, murder and violent crime take a dive
Yeah but you're still free, a psycho who killed 300 kids.
>Even you, you little psychopath, live your life normally from then on
I highly doubt that.
>>26188426
>>26188656
>>26193059
So like does everyone in this thread just enjoy taking time out of their day to complain about greentext stories on the My Little Pony board? Live a little, will you?
>>26185326
G A Y
P U S S Y
N I G G E R
>>26185288
HOW DID YOU SEE ME?!
>>26193160
I hate living.
>>26185326
Dank Pussy Sucker
>>26187418
how can you kill 300 people with a Sawed off shot gun?
>>26193513
Well, Anon, whatcha gotta do...
>>26185326
Fucking tit raider
>>26185427
Then why are you here?
>>26195078
>bumping this cancer
>>26185288
Titanic Nutsmasher
>>26185326
200% Donkey Expander.
>>26185326
>Top OgreExpander
>>26185326
Dangly Cock Deliverer
>>26191551
>Though, a knife or a bullet by a non-law-abiding ctizen maks it a moot point.
If they can still hurt you with those you've obviously not been working on your gains - seriously do you even lift?
>>26185326
>Feature-length Dick Man
>>26193513
A shitload of bullets and a quick finger
>>26185326
DISGUSTING BANANA EXPANDER
>>26196344
>Bullets
Shotguns shoot shells , also pump shotguns can only hold 5 shells in the magazine tube with out any extensions and its not like there the quickest thing to reload
>>26196344
>>26196494
>You need to kill fast, and bullets too slow
Work on your mother fucking gains people!
>>26196513
That's what i'm saying, by time you killed them with the shotgun you could have killed them 100 times over through mortal combat using guns that you forged your self at the gym (But only if you comment good form, pupper)
>>26185427
Schwuchtel
>>26196584
It's good to finally speak with someone who makes sense in this thread. Someone who I can be zyzz with forever
>>26196584
good form, pupper
>>26185326
Long Scrotum Bitch
>pic related
>>26185326
>Edgy anus expantion pak
>>26192024
Emotional retardation according to Jung? Gonna research that and call anti-gun fags wussies.
>>26193956
As if his accomplishments are at all related to being here.
>>26196494
At the time of the founding fathers there was a functioning shotgun machine rifle.
>>26196494
...yeah, you're flat out wrong on only 5 in the tube without extensions. My Mossberg does 8+1 in the chamber without any modification.
>>26185334
I'm impressed there's not a single 'image for ants' response. Maybe we're learning some self control or something.
>>26185326<
Awesome, I AM EDGY SCHLONG SMASHER, I smash emo dicks with my hammer.
>>26198400
When in the story did he say he had a Mossberg?
>>26193160
>Live a little, will you?
>mfw
O-ok, senpai.
