>Equestria is a paradise for men.
>While filled with mares, one might think matriarchy rules, especially with the princesses being the rulers and all.
>But it's the opposite.
>Due to the extremely low fertility rate of mares it has become socially acceptable to whip out your cock and have mares suck you off on the street in the same way one might shake your hand as sort of a friendly greeting.
>In fact the few mares who don't suck cock are outcasts and are treated like freaks.
>Most mares consider it an honor when a male presents her with cock and are eager to please it.
>Males too have a low birthrate, only one out of every 50 ponies are male.
>It's not uncommon to see as many as twenty mares worshiping the cock of a single stallion.
>Human cocks too are seen as a wild exotic pleasure.
>Mares are chomping at the bit to be filled with this new type of cock.
>You've walked down the street naked and been asked by random mares if they could suck your dick.
>You'll be trying to talk to a mare, you'll get bored by what shes saying, so in the middle of your conversation you'll just stick your dick in her mouth and she'll suck it.
>This sexual promiscuity is so rampant the ponies don't even think these behaviors are weird.
>Right now, you're walking up to a receptionist.
"Hello there, excuse me."
>"Hi, welcome, how can I help you?"
>You pull down your pants,
"You can start by sucking my dick."
>"Alright, sure thing!"
>She walks out from behind the counter.
>"How do you like it? Tongue swirl around the tip? Sucking on those delicious looking balls? Or maybe you just want me to start throating you and see where it goes from there?"
>See, it's just too easy.
>Even a complete loser of a male could walk in here, and with no effort have himself his own harem of ponies without even knowing them.
>You don't know this receptionist mare..
>But she's already got her lips around your cock.
>Other ponies walking by as if nothing weird at all is happening..
>>26173045
I had a dream about a day, Estrus Day, in which every mare goes into extreme rapeicidal heat, and most males stay indoors to prevent themselves from being overtaken by roving packs of hornball mares outside.
But then Anon runs out of milk, and he can't enjoy his fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies without milk. So he makes the mistake of going to the store on Estrus Day.
>>26173045
Looking forward to it.
>>26173045
Another world where a fucking loser gets pleasure from women at little to no effort. Great. Just shows how desperate people are with getting the love they wanted but never had.
>>26173251
Getting shit for free is a desire that is within every single being in this entire universe.
>>26173262
Do you think, when ducks get tossed breadcrumbs at the park, they're just like "FUCK YEAH I OWN THIS SHIT"
>>26173262
But the struggle of getting what you want is not there. It's that struggle on what makes things even better. When you want something, you don't only think about the reward that comes once you have that. You also think about the struggle and the difficulty and how it would give the reward an even greater value.
There are people who would rather work hard to get the girl they want, than someone who would just go * like that.
>>26173311
Yep. That's why we still go out and build fires to make toast. Because building that fire makes the toast taste better.
>>26173045
What a shit idea.
>>26173311
It is just about finding what people are unwilling to work for.
If you offered new legs to a kid that was unable to ever aford them in his whole life, would he refuse because "LOL TOO EASY", hell no, right?
If somebody offered you a real portal to Equestria for free and without any downsides, you wouldn't doubt to go in, even if you didn't stay for long.
>>26173311
You make a valid point, but there are moments when the instant gratification would be nice.
>>26173251
Cry some more, faggot. It's like you're forgetting where you're at.
>>26173336
I'm talking about in practical terms. Not absolute logical correctness. I'm sure you can differentiate them, and apply that logic to the best of scenarios that occur to you.
>>26173294
Ducks are actually very aggressive when you give them food and try to take it afterwards, which can point to that being the case.
Same with most beings.
Even plants try and fight when other entity tries to take away their space to grow.
>>26173374
For you guys too
>>26173344
>>26173342
>>26173388
>>26173374
If you knew that you can'tn ever have something and somebody offered it to you without any downsides, would you still refuse it? Don't lie to yourself.
I am rich and if somebody suddenly donated me 10 millions I would take them even if just to donate them to a charity or something better than letting them go to the shitty government.
>>26173045
Ive seen one green with an idea like this.It was in the age difference threads
Not sure if I saved it
>>26173361
>Not realizing that people here actually have a life, intelligence, and social skills and the loser/fedora/fat/neckbeard is just a meme.
>>26173460
Not everybody.
I was a complete loser until I got my inheritance and started my own business.
Only then I stopped being a complete shut down anti social basement dweller.
>>26173460
>I am in the company of very prestigious individuals with their lives in order
Whatever gets you through the day, chief.
>>26173420
That's not practical.
All I'm saying is that there are many times where you would rather work hard at something and be motivated to do it knowing that one day people start asking you "Oh man! That's pretty awesome! How did you get that?" and you can proudly say..."I worked hard at it. Everyday."
And that brings you alot more joy in life, and strives you to work harder and live fully. That is something that I aim for. What about yours?
>>26173493
People of HN browse here and they make the best form of opinions around than anybody I've ever seen. I don't even think that my professors few years ago could form the type of argument they make. Yeah. People here are fucking smart. They could even write a blog and have a ton of audience in it. That's not something a normal person could do. Only geniuses.
>>26173532
Dude I thought you were being serious but your epin b8 got me, gg
>>26173262
Pls, I wanted to escape the redpilling.
>>26173541
Not b8.
These people like Capper or Rarifag. They can fuck you up with just words. Prove at how wrong you are just like that
When they work together, they become even more powerful. They are so true in whst they say
Just look up their comments on serious discussions and you'll see at hlw much they have under their sleeve.
>>26173457
Please.
Tell me you did.
Or how to find it.
>>26173507
I just care about having resources and means to achieve what I want. It sometimes will be hard, almost impossible. But if I can get a shortcut, then I'll take it.
Life is too short to go there jumping over every rock in the river to cross, if you can just use a bridge, you know.
>>26173045
I wouldn't really like it that much. I want relationships to be special, and I don't like the idea of being eyed up by every pony.
>inb4 ur a fagit
>>26173555
I don't even go to /pol/. Just talking out of personal experience.
Can we get back on topic? I like the OP's idea, even if I thought up of a dark reason why it might be like that.
>>26173636
This thing has been done already. I just didn't save the thread. It was one short green where Dash invites anon to get naked and then Rarity winksif you know what I meanat him so they do it right there.
>>26173620
I get you and I completely understand that. I am aware that it is good to take shortcuts, but, what I'm just trying to say is similar to "It should always be hard to let go of the things you love, because it shows how much love you have for that."
>>26173562
That's
Cool
My dude.
>>26173374
Humanity and the evolution of technology has always been about reducing or eliminating "struggle".
>>26173708
These place is filled with people like them. They just say they're losers IRL because meme.
>>26173692
If you always end without anything, then you eventually stop giving things value out of sadness and suffering.
You stop trying to bond with persons, places and things because since you will eventually lose them all, what's the fucking point.
>>26173311
>the struggle
What a crock of shit. I have a job I go to because it's the only way to get the things I want. If someone were to offer me a free ride for the rest of my life, I'd be on it like that.
>>26173725
Ugh, so that's why there are all these faggots who think >no hooves is just a meme.
>>26173755
Everything is a meme these days
>>26173748
Insteas of looking at it loke that, look at it this way:
You are a hard worker, but you won't be a hard worker if you're not working hard at something. You won't have much value of your muscular body if all you do is take steroids. You won't put much value in drawing becaude well, you just trace it, change a bit of this and that, then bam. You drew something really good in just 10 minutes. It's not as rewarding isn't it?
It doesn't motivate you to do more. Not as much atleast. I hope you get the point.
>>26173801
That's what killed this place. "everything is a meme" is reddit mentality.
>>26173803
Are you trying to tell me hard work is it's own reward or something. Maybe I'm just a lazyass but give me that shortcut to endless horsepussy.
>>26173748
What this guy said. I have a decent job, and I take pride in my work, but if I were to win the lottery tomorrow, I'm giving my two-week notice.
>>26173045
bump
>>26173562
Nigger, this thread is for ponies to suck your cock, I don't understand why you suck HN's cocks so hard ITT.Shit bait
>>26173045
But what if I'm gay and want to fuck Stallion ponut and make them gag on my dick?
>>26173118
that'd be really fun to read and way better than all the porn fics
please, greentext it
>>26173045
I'm just going to post this pic due to the relevant pony. Need more lewd of her.
>>26173875
Have fun wasting your winnings as you try to keep yourself from being bored.Hint: It'please be real tough to not spend the money when you can see all the things you can do with it and have all the time in the world to do those things that spend money.I could getell going on vacation for a month or two, but having no job means every day you wake up in life with no purpose and too much free time. Have you ever talked with someone who has retired? Just give it a try and see how they like it after the first year or two.
>>26175814
That's me every day, so at least with money I can do whatever I can think of instead of being limited by barely scraping by.
>>26173045
>mares are eager to please stallions in hopes of roping one in and having foals
>for a time Anon gets in on the action
>until Twilight reveals in no way, even with magic, could Anon father foals
>gets to live the rest of his life watching ponies fuck in the middle of the street everyday and not getting any
>even whorses refuse him since that's time they could be spending with a REAL stallion
>ITT: bitching and whining
>>26173045
so much autism.
>>26173045
"Where every one belongs to every one else"
>>26175862
Fuck, why is it always the ugly virgin nerd chicks that gotta cockblock you?
>>26173045
>You'll be trying to talk to a mare, you'll get bored by what shes saying, so in the middle of your conversation you'll just stick your dick in her mouth and she'll suck it
>>26173045
Why would they suck dick just because the low fertility rate? Surely they would fuck in order to have a chance in getting a foal, much like in this (>>26175862) post
>>26175754
"How dare you not contribute to the population crisis! Such depraved behavior should be curtailed before it's corruption spreads to any of the other stallions.
"Their minds are precious and their spermatozoa even more so. I am ever thankful for my husband's confession after your perverted attempts to seduce him failed. Now, take this filth away so that it can no longer leave helpless mare's wombs barren..."
>shackled and chained, you are dragged away by the guards
>Cadence turns and walks away with triumph
>Shining's eyes locks with yours, betraying his doubt whether this pyrrhic victory was truly for the greater good of the kingdom.
>Cadence calls after him impatiently, his duties needed elsewhere for the pneumatic mares awaiting his seed
>>26176117
>>26176048
Not all books end with orgy-induced suicides, but of all the few that do, this is my favorite.
>>26175814
Instead of working a shitty job, you just manage your money in a way you don't spend more than you make everyday.
That' way you can leave money for your children, or at least spend it slowly so it lasts you for your entire life instead of wasting it in 5 years or so.
Financial models, ethics and orgies. What a day it is to be on /mlp/
