> DUDE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BANISHMENT LMAO
quality thread
>>26138471
Her agnst is so fucking annoying, and there are people who seriously believe Luna would be able to replace Celestia
>>26138512
she cant replace celestia.only a table could do that ^:)
>>26138488
> t. Luna
>>26138512
only edgy angst-lords actually like that emo horse
nightmare moon is better
>>26138533I haven't seen season 5 yet, almost finished off season 4...does she get any actual interesting plot going for her? Or is it just the usual "dude muh sister's literal shadow lmao"
>>26138544
MORE ANGST
ANGST LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
for real though, she goes full emo and basically does the princess of the night equivalent of cutting herself
it's pretty pathetic
>>26138513
Please.
Tables are useful.
>>26138575
>princess who likes to be punished
>somehow this is a negative trait
lot of poor taste in this thread.
>>26138589
It's not a kink, sadly.
>>26138597
Not with that attitude it isn't
>>26138589
nigga, emo chicks with scars all over their arms aren't sexy
they're wastes of air and should be egged on until they learn to take their razor blades down the street and not across the road
>>26138619
thats not what were talking about here.
>>26138619
>claims that something is arbitrarily "not sexy"
>on a board with a vore thread going on
>>26138625
but that's what luna is
an emo chick with self harming tendencies
you can't argue against that
>>26138471
Jesus Christ you fucking blue horse, get over it. It's been more than a year, anyone else would've shut up about their millennium of banishment by now.
>>26138630
i didnt argue against that. see >>26138589
now punish her. shes been a bad princess.
>>26138635
>punish her
I will saw her horn off and stab her lungs with it
>>26138630
>can't argue against that
Bitch try and stop me
>>26138627
Also /emo/ which is a fairly popular emo pony general
>>26138630
Luna is just edgy and stupid, emos are also attention whores who need to express themselves through the way they dress and the music they listen to because they want to show everybody just how miserable they are, rather than trying to actually improve and stop being wastes of space and resources
>>26138645
You roll a natural 1.
You accidentally saw off your own hand and start bleeding out. Roll for endurance.
>>26138645
>>26138652
roll
>>26138657
You barely manage to not pass out form the shock and initial blood loss. But if you do not act fast, you will bleed out on the spot. Luna is to surprised by both your malicious intents and incompetency to act yet. What do you do?
>>26138675
I shove my stump into her mouth and try to drown her with my own blood
she needs to be punished, after all
>>26138677
You gain +5 on the Edgy affinity axis. Luna recoils from your crimson fountain that used to be your girlfriend, so if you want to shove anything in her mouth, you will have to roll for dexterity.
>>26138690
roll for stump in mouth
>>26138698
Whatever offerings you made to the Lady Luck seem to have paid off now. With one quick step you close the gap between you and the Princess, and with 1 sweep you stuck your stump in her mouth.
She seems somewhat uncomfortable with this, but not quite drowning yet. However, she slips on some of your own blood and falls to the floor, taking you with her. You are flung above her, and it would probably be a good idea to roll for reflexes if you want to avoid landing on your head.
>>26138715
roll
>>26138619
All these people throwing around their ebin buzzwords and not a one replied to this.
You have no room to call ANYTHING edgy.
>>26138717
Due to your low innate reflex you did not manage to fully avoid the painful impact. You hit the floir with your back and slide a few inches away from the princess. You are overwhelmed with pain, and still bleeding out. Luna seems to have slipped again, and failed to get up. What do?
>>26138737
try to remove her horn again
>>26138742
Try as you might, but the horn will not be removed with your bare hand. And since you sawed off the hand holding your tool of mischief, the saw is good 2 meters away from you, still being held by your better half. You hear Luna finally able to put simple sentences toghether:
>"Anon what the fuck?"
What do?
>>26138755
>Get [Blood of Virgin]
>Use [Blood of Virgin]
>>26138755
kill self out of embarrassment by throwing myself against her horn and impaling my heartI have to go to bed now and don't want to leave you hanging
this was fun though
>>26138763
You throw yourself at the Moon Pony, but bleed out mid leap and fall flat on your face, dying before you could reach her. What's left is 1 saw, 1 hand, 1 dead human, and 1 traumatised Luna who will have a hard time explaining to her sister that this was not just one of her regular cutting sessions. All in all, a pretty mild day in Canterlot.Yep, fun was had
>>26138761
You gather some of your own blood form the floor, and then use it. Why would you though?
>>26138774
everyone knows the blood of a virgin is the most powerful artifact on the planet. its commonly used to sate gods.
>>26138782
On YOUR planet maybe.
>>26138645
CRAWLING IN MY
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>>26138512
Go back to /mom/myissues faggot.
>>26138512
I seriously hope luna fucking dies, the show would be significant better without her.
>>26139053
She's a better character than Rainbow Dash at least. Shit, at least she cares about people. When was the last time Luna put herself before others? When was the last time Rainbow dash punished herself just because she tormented her loyal subjects?
Show rarely even gives Luna speaking roles, she isn't the problem.
>>26138959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>26139060
Luna is the worst character in the show. It's bad enough she's taken more time from celestia, she's a whiny emo cunt. I want luna to fucking die, I'll get a throbbing erection as she cries while bleeding to death.
>>26139080
you and the spike anon should have angry sex.
ITT:
Edge and faggotry, also accidental DnD session
>>26138630
Can't they do anything else with Luna other than her just brooding over the NMM thing?
>>26139268
No, the show would be better if luna never existed.
>>26139279
>No banishement 1000 years ago
>Elements of harmony fully in control of Celly
>Purple Dork and co. never relevant
>Absolute power of sun horse empress
10/10 quality show
>>26139281
They could write in a new villain, but luna should never exist.
>>26139286
>No moon
>No tidal waves
>Equestria succumbs under rising sea levels due to radically different climate
>Everyone is dead
>>26139292
>implying celestia can't do the moon also.
>>26139305
>Implying she can
I seriously wonder if people are just playing dumb. They completely forget what Luna went though and act like her angst isn't justified.
I'd go into detail but I honestly expect something along the lines of "1000 years of banishment in complete solitude and losing all your previous friends isn't grounds to be an emo faggot!"
>>26139322
I just hope that they are. No, I chose to believe they are, otherwise sharing a 99,9% genome with them would be a bit brutal
>>26139322
/mlp/ doesn't understand empathy if that wasn't obvious already.
>>26138471
What is a measly year in the eyes of a timeless immortal that just spent the last thousand in isolation?
>>26139322
>>26139348
Empathy is for the weak, luna needs to get over it because she's also weak
>>26139322
Yes they are, but for some reason pretending to be an idiot is awfully popular around here.
>>26139368
merely pretending.jpg
>>26139364
Be careful on that edge m8
>>26139080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpvKDAWlS1A
Hard to feel empathy towards someone that continually tries to destroy the very country she co-rules.
>>26139386
>>26139401
If Luna can't get over she fucked up, she should hang herself or something like that already.
>>26139424
>>26139450
>whiny faggots should just kill themselves if they're so miserable
>lol full retard
OK kid
>>26139458
>goes full retard
>continues going full retard
You should stop posting m8
>>26139472
Why would you choose to continue to whine and suffer instead of getting over it?
>>26139472
>>26139281
>>26139292
>>26139305
>>26139316
>>26139487I may or may not have more Tavi pictures than I know what to do with from her previous thread
I sense a ex-Lunafag gone rouge and clearly wants nothing more than her existence like everyone else but displays it through 13 year old coldsteel edge. Tell me, how's that tulpa of Luna going along? I'm guessing you had to resort to tulpas because no Luna plush for Christmas.
>>26139559
he is a.........
>>26139519
>>26139578
>>26139592
M-maybe a little...
Baka
>>26139599
>>26139627
>>26139656
>>26139322
You know how when you try to talk to people about how you feel and their eyes glaze over and you can tell they'd rather be anywhere else than next to you? It's because you won't shut up about something no one cares about. Most adults deal with their shit themselves because it's polite. I have a few buddies with PTSD and the most we ever talk about that shit besides how cool their dogs are is the occasional, "Sorry. PTSD" whenever they have a freak out and the dog isn't there. It's cool and we understand so we say, "It's cool, bro" and carry on. We get together to hang out and be happy. Nobody likes mood killers
>>26139726
Exactly. Either get the fuck over it or just kill yourself already.
>>26139726
>>26139487
>>26139519
>>26139592
>>26139627
>>26139656
>>26139692
I love you Octaviafags so much.
>>26139772
>>26139784
>Not posting superior version
>>26139813
best ponys
>>26139726
cool story bro
great stuff
>>26139279
This hurt mytulpa.
She wants me to end her now
help
>>26139322
Honestly I'm suprised she's not insane by now.
Imagine being locked up in an isolation cell for a month. Everyone on this board would go nuts.But she didn't because it's a fantasy show about cute horses, so anything can pass really.
>>26138471
I want to banish her to muy house
