Ok horsefuckers, let me run a hypothetical by you.
Celestia appears to you in a dream and tells you that when you die uou are going to come to equestria.
>inb4 Isn't that Moon butt's job?
You are going to be able to bring 5 items within, or not within your possesion.
These items can be worth any amount of money and any size or shape but they must be one item.
No package deals here son.
The catch is she doesn't tell you when you're going to die.
So, /mlp/ , what items do you bring?
And what do you do with your remaining time?
>>26109195
>So, /mlp/ , what items do you bring?
Nothing. I'm dead, after all.
>And what do you do with your remaining time?
Live my life normally, since I have no idea when it will end.
>>26109195
A 1969 dodge charger with a 440 with a hemi, and four tanker ships full of petrol.
I would bring my pikachu shirt my pants my shoes and a blanket as for the unknown amount of time I would have left I would try to live it as normally as possible and watch as much mlp as possible in my dark room
>>26109195
>remaining time
>implying I won't just jump out into traffic the second I learn I'm going there when I die
>>26109195
All I want are two pills that grant immortality, omniscience, and omnipotence. Then when I get there, I will take one and give one to my waifu, then we can rule the universe together as gods.What? You never said the items had to be real.
>>26109237
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/178292/she-likes-it-when-it-roars
>>26109195
Hakenkreuz armband
NatSoc battle flag
Luger pistol
Copy of Mein Kampf- Ford Translation
Painting of Der Führer
I will teach them the path to greatness
m9
4 pictures of my naked body
when i die and arrive in Equestria i will throw the pictures at Celestia then kill myself in such a way that blood splatters all over her and the images.
>>26109582
>>26109195
5 large freezers full of horsemeat.
Open up a restaurant.
Get them hooked on it.
Never tell them what it is.
When the original stock runs out, that's when I make my move.
>>26109840
>>26109195
My computer with with 4 hds stuffed with as much knowledge, namely inventions and shit like that, as I can get into them so I can sell off the knowledge and live off the dividends of my investments, never working a day in my life while there unlike all those faggots who end up busting their humps at Sweet Apple Acres.
I wouldn't need anything else since I can just buy it, or wait for it to be made with the knowledge I brought.
Same thing I do everyday, browse 4chan and masturbate.
>buy as much dope as I can
>take my art stuff
>equestria here I come
>>26109195
I would take no items, but I would use every second of that remaining time.
I would devote the rest of my life to researching and understanding mare vaginas. I would familirize myself with every detail of horse pussies. I would get to a point where I could simply breath back there and make a mare wobbly in the knees
Then I would work to turn myself into an expert on human females. I would learn every backdoor and trick there is to making a girl go crazy for you. I could look at a girl a certain way and make her swoon.
With this knowledge I would enter Equestria not as a man, but a god.
Anon, slayer of horse poon.
1. The most efficient laptop I can afford, regardless of price as I don't have to own it. Highest price.
2. The largest Hard Drive in the world currently (16TB) packed with knowledge specifically on electrical engineering, software, and a few specific games.
3. Solar Powered Battery.
4. Universal charging cable.
5. A large pot full of healthy marijuana plants.
Electrical Revolution + Monopoly on a vice product that is mostly harmless.
Bring the laptop to twi and keep it powered.
>>26109195
1. Frisk
2. Sans
3. Chara
4. Goku
5. Superman
I wanna see how that plays out.
>>26109362
this Aryan knows whats up.
>>26110439
might as well give mine:
>Walther ppk
>a filled Magazine for ppk
>Schutzstaffel Uniform (top)
>Schutzstaffel Uniform (bottom)
>Schutzstaffel Uniform (hat)
>inb4 a full mag is more than one item
if its already loaded, why should it be considered more than one.
>>26109582
mfw anon never said anything about bullets.
>>26109195
1. My Leatherman. I've carried it in my pocket for years now, I'm not stopping when I die.
2.A Large bar of gold. Oughta be worth enough to get my start in equestria
3. A set of coveralls: Provides an entire outfit in only one object.
4.A book detailing human anatomy. I don't want anyone with a scalpel getting curious.
5.My Boots.
>>26110380
>Chara somehow reaches high LV
>9999999999999's everyone else
>>26109195
>tons of weed
>a lighter
>my closet, because it has all my clothes
I guess that's it.
>>26109195
AKM-74u
5.45x39 ammo crate (the wooden one)
Gorka Top
20oz bottle of triple distilled Smirnoff
Mettaton (Ex)
>>26110041
>Implying that you don't get old before you die
>Implying you will be young enough there
>>26111176
Forgot to take name tag off.
>>26109195
>You are going to be able to bring 5 items within, or not within your possesion.
That's a very weird way to phrase this. Why not just say "5 items"? If they are or aren't in my possession that could be anything.
>>26109195
1 mah dick
2. Astroglide lube.
3 mah dick
4 mah dick
5 mah dick
>>26109195
Urkel
Urkel's Shirt
Urkel's Grandma
The dog from eartbound
Yahtzee
>>26110364
weed is harmful you fucking retard
>>26109195
Megaspells.
>Everything shallbe healed.
>>26109195
I would take my waifu
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>>26111431
you forgot about Urkel's glasses
>>26109195
>You are going to be able to bring 5 items within, or not within your possesion.
>These items can be worth any amount of money and any size or shape but they must be one item.
oky
i take 1 Deathstar
the Kamino Cloning facility
this will be on my list to http://www.space.com/23138-diamond-planet-super-earth-discovery.html
and i guess i can waist my last two wishes for one Delta cyborg and i dunno the T-1000 should be fun i guess
>>26111615
Your faggotry is doubly harmful.
>>26109195
Does earth count as an object?
Am I aloud to bring metaphysical objects such as my sanity?
Can I bring something that is fabled to exist but probably doesn't like the perfect girlfriend or something?
I unno I'll take my bass along with an bass amp and all the other necessities needed to be a bass fag over there m8
>pic related muh bass
>>26111130
>EX
>Not NEO
Plebian tier, darling!
>>26113108
>going to equestria
>bring 'perfect girlfriend'
>>26109195
>Celestia appears to you in a dream and tells you that when you die uou are going to come to equestria.
Immediate suicide.
>>26109840
No package deals, you fucking dumbass. I'm pretty sure freezers full of meat counts as more than 5 items. Do better next time.
>>26114978
Then what is defined as an "item"? Can I only bring 5 atoms?
>>26115004
I don't know, I didn't make the fucking scenario. I know it isn't freezers full of meat though.
>>26109280
Omniscience and omnipotence might ruin immortality for you.
No fun living forever if theres nothing to do because you did it all within 100 years.
>>26115089
1- music device with as many songs as possible, as well as pictures of our non-violent history and works of art
2- A copy of myself - I think that'd be hilarious
3- The recipe for beer
4- A bicycle
5- The shows' episodes and the movies- just to keep as my secret, unless I personally select a pony to fuck with
>>26115768
Oh, and I guess I would make a bucket list of all the things I want to do before I die
And then I would do them
>>26109195
Probably just a spare shirt, sweater, pants and shoes.
>>26109195
One aircraft carrier please.
>>26117399
good luck piloting, maintaining and operating that thing yourself
>>26109195
>You are going to be able to bring 5 items within, or not within your possesion.
I bring literally nothing.
If I were to leave this world behind, I'd leave it all behind and start from scratch
my mp3 player and 2 powerbanks and a book of college grade electronics.
>>26109195
good quality survival knife
dynamp lamp
bicycle
math or philosophy book
gold bar
I'd bring 5 items ponies could reverse engineer which I'd sell for a fee so I wouldn't be poor and living out of a cardboard box with five junk items in Equestria.
Other than that I wouldn't need to bring anything, being in Equestria would transcend any material wants I have.
1: Every science book (mostly math because everything comes from maths) in one book, in which everything is explained how it works, why and what it is (it includes biologyand medicine so in case i get ill they can cure me)
2:An history book describing perfectly and objectively everything that happened in our world since 3000 before jesus
3: A phone/device to play music with all my favorite musics already inside
4:some clothes, i don't want to be naked, even around pones
5: a good battery that lasts a looong ass time, like 100 years, for my device
>>26109195
1. Real Knife
2. Real Knife
3. Real Knife
4. Real Knife
5. Real Knife
6. An Edge with those Knives.
>>26118746
>Edgelord
You might hurt your self with that edge.But that isn't really a problem now, is it?[\spoiler]
>>26109257
clothes? are you fucking stupid? you would ruin that for yourself? if you go with clothes, they would assume something below should be hidden. but if you go nude, they wouldn't know any different and you could flash your smelly cock around town free as a bird
