You have your own pony(ies) except they act like cats in several ways and keep wrecking your shit.
What do?
Spray bottle, worked with my cats.
Also are they still intelligent, meaning they can talk or understand human language?
>>26106853
Yes, they're just more cat-like than in the show.
>>26106839
That would literally be the best.
>>26106839
>>26106853
If they're intelligent, that means I can calmly explain DON'T DO THAT when they wreck my shit.
Then I get to enjoy cyoot hooved kittyponies.
>>26106839
Fuck them relentlessly.
Next question.
>>26106839
I dunno, I've never owned a cat. I didn't know what assholes they can be until my friends cat bit me because I stopped petting him.
>>26106987
They constantly hit your balls with their hooves when they see it, relentlessly trying to bite it, causing them to hiss and screech hysterics at you.
What do?
>>26107012
>implying I can't easily overpower them
>implying I can't restrain them
I said fuck relentlessly, not make love to them.
Rape. That's what I'm getting at.
>>26107012
>implying that isn't my fetish
>implying Im not known in my town as the elusive cat slayer
>implying I'd ever pass up a nice pussy
>>26107040
>>26106839
So basically its like my 2 kitties irl where they both love to be pet, greet me when I arrive home, cuddle with me on my lap and boop my nose in the mornings when they want some ear scratches?
Where's the downside?
>>26107037
>>26107040
While you fuck one of the pones, the others hatch plans and escape their restraints, causing havoc in your living room and use your kitchen knives as protection against your efforts to >rape
What do?
>>26107090
I get my can opener and let it run so they gather at my feet waiting for tuna
Little do they know I'll be the one getting tuna
>>26107117
They have planned for this. They stab at your feet and you fall to the floor and they rally around you, pointing the knives at your limbs, preparing to lunge into your skin. The only thing you hear is "Ah'm m'aghty sorry, sugarcube." as they start the massacre
What do?
>>26107143
Is that a talking cathorse?
>>26106839
>RapeWith consent
>>26106874
Probably would be funnier if they can understand you but all you hear are [horse noises]
>>26106839
i fucking love cats, they don't fuck around, they do their own thing, and they hate you but love you
I'm okay with all of this
Make them dogs and we'll have a deal
>>26107779
>I love fucking cats
FTFY
>>26106839
>keep wrecking your shit.
Those are dogs, OP. Cats are (usually) very chill, worse they could wreck are a couple drawers and the toilet paper roll.
>>26106839
At least, they won't sink their claws into my skin when they want attention or show love.inb4 Linkin Park pun
>>26108677
CLAWWWWWING IN MY SKIIIN
>>26108699
MY PURRRS, humans love to hear!
