>"You said there would be hayburgers, Anon"
>>26095418
Just shut up and eat the food, fatty!
>>26095418
>fucking little piggy twiggy
>you come to this nice restaurant
>order this nice food
>all the while sitting in this nice suit
>and all she wants is a fucking
>greasy
>sloppy
>chemically bonded together
>slab of crap that was dug up from the corners of a grill
>fuck this little bitch
>she's going to have a wholesome meal and she's going to enjoy it
>you'll force it down her throat with the pepper grinder if you have to!
>>26095669
she'll just teleport to the closest burger king
>>26095435
>>26095418
>"What do I look like? A Griffon? I'm no carnivore and I won't eat it!"
>>26095693
I will chase her with the after dinner mints.
>>26095418
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE FOOD YOU MOTHERFUCKING SLUT!!!
>>26095711
>>26095435
>>26095787
And then she asks the waiter for aglass of milk.
>>26095787
Your mother must have fucked a hedgehog to produce a prick like you!
>Take Twilight to a romantic dinner
>She complains that it wasn't the restaurant you promised her
>Spent a small fortune arranging this
>Booked months in advance
>You grow frustrated and tell her to eat her food
>She still refuses
>You use harsher language and call her names
>She looks at you shocked
>You expect a drink to the face but all she does in run out of the restaurant crying like a filly
>You blow your only chance to woo her
Y'all fucked up
>>26095418
ok so we going to Mcdonald or burger king
>>26095991
oh.. my...
>"No, thanks. I brought my own drink."
>>26095418
I HEARD THERE WAS COCK, DARLING-, DID YOU SAY COCK
>>26095669
You can not even begin to imagine , how much i want a big greassy burger now , after reading this
>>26096013
>drinking semen at the table
>your semen she had been harvesting for "science"
>in a public place
>she pours it like a thick sauce on her chicken marsala
>she retains eye contact with you as she takes bite after hefty bite
>she gets some on her muzzle
>and licks around her lips slowly
"CHECK PLEASE!"
>>26096070
Damn
>>26095669
I bet you bought a 1000$ wine bottle as well.
>>26096207
beta as fuck
>>26095836
I dated a picky bitch once. One day she threw out half the things in my fridge because she didn't like them. Just date Orange Howdy, I bet she'll eat anything you put in front of her.
>>26095418
Dont make me bring the quesadillas
>>26095669
>he doesn't want to bend Twilight over the table while she stuffs herself with greasy hayburgers
>he doesn't want to feel her bare belly against his, your navels softly rubbing and grinding together, messy with ketchup and grease and bodily fluids
gay desu
>>26096868
Ponka too probably. Earth Ponies got dem appetites.
