>"Anon, what have you been buying with my Credit Card?"
>>26089467
Certainly not dragon dildos, if that's what you're thinking.
>>26089467
a hundred bathrooms
>>26089467
The souls of the damned
I got a bargain
MONEY!
>>26089467
books my sweet lavender
>>26089467
Stop sniffing glue purple horse, its immoral.
An axe. Someone's gotta keep Everfree at bay.
>>26089467
this... twelve of them
>>26089467
I've been playing Seven Card Screwed. I think I'm losing.
>>26089467
Obviously not happiness. Guess I'll have to keep looking
>>26089467
steam sale
why not break a thousand, you know?
I might play some of these some day
maybe
>>26089467
Just a hammer.
And an anvil.
And one ton of stones.
And two tons of coal.
And a pair of billows.
And an apron.
And some iron ore.
Look, its going to be a bargain in the end. I promise.
>>26089467
undermeme
hatred 2
and every bethesda game
>>26089866
>filename
wut
>>26089885
I don't understand what this has to do with Grandma Swamp.
Nothing...
>>26089467
"N-nothing."
>"Come on, it'll be easier for us both if you just say it."
>A few moments of silence pass as your eyes dart along the floor.
>"I saw the bill. You're the only one outside my family who even knows I have a card."
"Yeah well, why are you so sure it was me and not Shining Armor or Spike?"
>"Shining has his finances in great shape, and Spike wouldn't know how to use the card without my help."
"Wow Twily, that's pretty harsh for your number one assistant!"
>"Stop trying to change the subject or I'll just call the credit company and ask what the charge was for. I'm sure you'd enjoy working it off at Rarity's boutique."
"Food."
>"What?"
"I used your credit card to buy food."
>"That's crazy, I take you with me to every meal and you always say you're not hungry enough to finish."
"That's because you eat grass sandwiches! I need meat and vegetables! The only thing close to real nutrition in this town is a burger with extra pickles and tomatoes."
>"Well...you could've brought that up earlier."
"Sorry Twelut, I thought I could deal with it and not make a scene but I broke down."
>"So, how many did you order?"
"Okay before I answer this, remember you've got a pretty high credit limit and I've been low on nutrients for a while."
>>26089467
A better thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhImZbroIg
>>26089467
car parts
Just a few sticks of l-lipstick.
>>26089467
A comic book. Some DVDs. David Bowie's new album.Dragon dildos.
>>26092441
I gave you my credit card number to buy books, not to put a fart cannon on your Civic!
>ricer anon in equestria
Just a handful of 7.62x39
I mean I was running low, and you never know when you're gonna need 20,000 rounds, really it's more of an investment than anything.
>>26089467
Well if you put out more maybe I wouldn't have to get those cheap whorses every other night
>>26089467
More Credit Cards.
>>26089505
>uses money to buy money
>must now use the money bought to pay the debt for the money borrowed
>idiot
>>26089467
I only ordered a new Encyclopedia Britannica. I swear, it only cost $52.97 for the digital version, which will work on those computers I convinced you to buy, but interdimensional shipping's kind of a bitch.
>>26089467
Hookers
>>26089467
>>26089467
Powerball tickets.
about 300 of 'em.
>>26089519
>132 copies of the same book
>She can't tell what you bought as she too buys dragon dildos
>>26095009
That's just so Spike can tie them around his waist and pretend like he has a penis.
>buy second library
>market it as "child friendly"
30,000 high quality gloss hard cover copies of 50 shades of grey signed by jeb bush
Just magic fortifying vitamins for me, in my land we call them Norco.
