WOULD YOU FUCK DEEZ PONE?
>>26087673
Yes.
>>26087673
>Astronaut, struck with sudden inspiration, hijacks return pod to Earth
>Crash lands in busy city street
>Emerges, eyes wild and fully erect
>"DOES ANYONE HERE BREATH AIR? OXYGEN? ANYONE?"
"Yes."
>>26087673
>>26087673
.only pinkie and maybe RD. Bestpone aka AJ is not for sexings.
>>26087762
You're a good man with strong convictions and I love youeven if you post like a faggot
>>26087673
Howdy SillyDilly, you must be new here. Where did you come from previous to this place?
>>26087753
>>26087673
Eww, That's disgusting. What kind of sick autistic neckbeard would want to fuck a cartoon pony?
>>26087776
but waifu is pic related.
>>26087673
I don't understand why people here even have the capabilities to think that these special ponies would fuck them. Of all the people, they would choose you? There's a fuck ton of other physically, mentally, socially, and financially capable people, and they would choose you? Hahaha. Fucking bullshit that is.
Let alone finding a partner in /mlp/ where they want people to suffer just because of a minor mistake.
>>26087846
Porn isn't about realism, faggot.
>>26087673
>namefag
>deez nuts joke
>all caps
>sex amirite gusy
Just fucking hang yourself
>>26087823
most of them
>>26087918
I can almost guarantee you that people here don't see posts like OP as porn. They see it as an actual relationship. Sure, fantasy and all that, but fantasy has a bit of believability in it, and relationship is based on reality.
>>26087954
Good b8. Now leave.
>>26087954
>I can almost guarantee you that people here don't see movies like deepthroat as porn. They see it as an actual relationship. Sure, fantasy and all that, but fantasy has a bit of believability in it, and relationship is based on reality.
>>26087673
yes, but only one
Guys, stop coming over to /pol/ and post stuff like this degenerate thread: >>>/pol/60810240
Keep this kind of stuff over here in your own forum.
>>26088062
nah
>>26087673
All but Applejack, she's clearly faking it
>>26087673
If they were real.
Yeah.
>>26087954
Tulpamancy roosted here for a reason, Anon.
Once again, this needs to be said so I can ruin somebody's fun if they are clopping to that image.
*takes a deep breath*
TWILIGHT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS YODELING!
That is all.
>>26087673
Nigga.
I'm here. On this board. That should tell you enough about the kinds of things I'd do to dem pone.Sexual kinds of things.
>>26088354
>You must be 18 years of age to post in this site
>>26087673Yodel.
>>26088354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCUYou're welcome.
>>26088507
OMFG Anon this is exactly what I needed. Thank you.
For me only Rainbow, Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity are fuckable.
Pinkie and Applejack? No thanks.
Reminds me of pic related
>>26087843
LITERALLY WHO
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Fluttershy and RD look adorable
>>26089469
Post the one with Derpy and Lyra
>>26088418
>newfag
>>26089528
Your waifu is a shit, good sir.