>"Anon, I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me and my friends 'semen demons'."
Then perhaps you and your friends should stop visiting me in the night and sucking my cock dry.
>>26086560
"I...I can't SEMEN DEMON. It's a curse!"
>"...seriously. Stop"
"You don't understand! I wish I could, but it's not something I could decide! Trust me, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"You sound stupid. Just know this"
"FOR THE LOVE....love of god, trust me! I would never call you 'semen demon' without a specific reason, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"very stupid"
"...n-nor any of your friends! Like SEMEN DEMON! O-or the lovely SEMEN DEMON!"
>"...whatever, I'm out."
>"Whoa, man...Twi looked really pissed."
"...oh shut the fuck up, SEMEN DEMON."
>"..."
"Curse, remember"
>>26086560
Sorry, would you prefer the term Cocksocks? Erection directions? Penis Pianists?
Sure thing Fluid Druid
>>26086560
You're just jealous because I will never call you that.
>>26086560
Sure thing, Twinkie Piggie.
>>26086560
"Sure, I can do that."
>Twiggles raises an eyebrow
>"Really? That's it?"
"Oh yeah."
>You go back to doing whatever it was you were before she came in
>Purple stares at you for a moment before smiling
>"Well then, another friendship problem solved!"
"Yup. By the way, do you know how often Rarity meditates?"
>"Why would you think that she does in the first place?"
"Duh, because she's a spunk monk."
>Twilight mouths the words a few times
>Her face gradually reddens
>"YOU. ARE. DISGUSTING!"
>>26086753
kek.
>>26086609
Anon with tourettes in Equestria when?
>>26086753
How about a Jizz Wiz?
>>26087787
>Hey Twilight....
https://youtu.be/FFvyQAbnUI4
>>26086560
"Applejacker said to aways be honest""btw she liked when I was in her yesterday"
>>26087787
I demand green of this.
>>26087984
Seconded
>>26086594
>Every night 6 ponies who look exactly like the Mane 6 break into Anon's house, hold him down with magic and suck him off until he's shooting blanks
>He started calling them Semen Demons as a joke
>They have no idea what he's talking about
>He explains what happens
>They all deny it's them
>Nobody knows what's going on.
>>26088809
Greentext when?
>>26089085
>>26088295
>>26087984
Never to be delivered unless you diy or dubs
jizz jezebel
tally wacker packer
schlong sorcerrer
weenie genie
chode road
male repoductive organ gorgan
shaft shaft
ding dong dungeon
cock dock
scrotum totem
ballsack knapsack
testicle vestibule
ball butter nutter
cock cream captivator
man milk mephistopheles
sperm worm
boner toner
spunk monk
cock dock
erection ejection
dick tick
cum plum
seed steed
prick chick
cock stock
seminal sentinel
phallus chalice
anus ignoramus
smegma enigma
beef curtain hurtin
cunt runt
jism prison
ballbiting ballerina
dongle mongle
penis machinist
chin chin bin
scrotum sorceress
wiener cleaner
pole populator
stiffy stimulator
pillar pimper
column culminator
testicle tamer
sperm specialist
glans gladiator
frenulum fractionizer
foreskin forenicator
Penile Private
Smut Sergeant
Cock Captain
Orifice Officer
Rear Admiral
Cummander
Lewd Lieutenant
Meat Major
Cunt Colonel
weiner witch
phallus phalanx
cock commandant
dong deity
seminal fluid druid
jizz wiz
benis burglar
wang waxer
schlong sentinel
dick dastard
>>26089368
Salami Tsunami
>>26086560
Who is this semen demon?
>>26086609
This reeks of something cast by discord.
>>26089338
So be it.
>>26086560
This thread is too beautiful for Page 10.
>>26086560
Understood semen saints. Actually that has a pretty nice ring to it.
