How do I get off the ride Anon?
>>26083967
It is impossible.
Even if you kill self, you will probably just resurrect and be addicted to another ride.
>>26083984
There are other rides?
>>26083993
Yes.
Star wars, Comics, other cartoons, hobbies, vidya...
>>26083967
start masturbating, it's how I get off
>>26084074
kek
>>26083978
>Implying you wont be sent to Equestria.
The ride is eternal. None can escape.
>>26083967
You don't.
>>26083967
Even if you do manage it, you'll just get in another
>>26083967
Why would you want to get off anon?
The ride is still enjoyable for me at least.
The ride never ends anonfinally had a dream about ponies that I could remember
>>26083967
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
>>26084074
Stop masturbating (to ponies). It's a good first step.
>>26084615
I don't understand the concept.
Could you break it down for me?
>>26084615
son, I've been masturbating to ponies since G1
You don't.
You jump
>>26084181
I can already imagine it.
>Your last days are painful
>You lie in your hospital bed knowing you have barely some hours left
>"At least the ride is over", you say to yourself
>You can feel the moment coming
>You know it's the end but you feel somewhat peaceful
>It's happening
>Is this death? Everything is black, but you can feel some things
>"Is that... wind? And are those birds I'm hearing?"
>You open your eyes and find yourself in a cartoony world
>You think if this is heaven you deserved your place
>You're about to let this world know your joy when you hear something moving
>A pony comes into view
>...
>You realize your mistake
>"They were right" you say out loud, "this fucking ride never ends"
>You think that at least you get a second chance in this world... and a lot of horse pussy to experience
>>26084615
It's impossible.
>>26084972
You're pretty strange tbqh
>>26083967
First you have to want to get off, anon. Do you? Do you want to completely stop watching and participating in all pone content, including but not limited to the tv show, fanfics, and art that involve small colorful equines?
>>26085139
nah, it means I'm 33
>be anon, 40th birthday
>no friends or family to celebrate with
>you will never be in your prime again
>your choice in lifestyle has led you here
>your hobbies begin to disgust you, especially mlp
>put all of your toys and plushies in a pile in your garage
>use furniture for Kindling
>seal your garage
>have a bonfire
>sing campfire songs
>roast marshmellows
>die from carbon monixide poisoning
>wake up in equestria, the home of the ponies you loathe
>they prevent you from killing yourself
>mfw the ride never ends
A friend tried to leave the ride, it worked well, he was pony free for several months until I called him one day, apparently my ring tone is Winter Wrap Up and since he usually called me, he forgot to change my tone.
He's back and enjoying ponies again.
>>26083984
Does that mean if you die in Equestria you just start over again, never to actually know death, just living this tortured existence a million times praying your immortal soul could be destroyed to free you from this abhorrent nightmare?
>>26085914
Pony is one hell of a drug.
>>26083967
Get in you car and go traveling. Start exercising on a daily basis. I bet if you spent at least half of your time spent on lurking for exercising you'd probably be pretty toned. Essentially, do anything that does not involve being near the internet. you will slowly lose interest in ponies as you encounter other exciting things in life. Itswhat she would have wanted.
