How loyal are you to your waifu?
If she was real and you'd spent something like a few months in a relationship with her.
Lets say it was all going perfect until your government in the human world suddenly wanted to execute her for a misunderstanding of high treason.Yes its taking place in the human world.
Would you stand up for your waifu? What about if she were captured, would you try and bust her out? Knowing that if you don't save her she'll die?
Or would you simply hand her over, fold like a cardboard tube at the slightest moment it inconveniences you?
I have no waifu. These threads are shit.
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>>26080520
They've got another thing coming if they think they can take my waifu away.
>>26080550
>>26080550
>2016
>not having a waifu
>>26080520
>Grab waifu
>Go innawoods
>>26080520
she uses her magical alicorn powers to summon Phoenix Wright.
>>26080520
I would defend her honor with gun fights and cock slaps
>>26080520
>humans trying to catch Pinkie
Good luck. She can outrun the fastest pegasi in Equestria without breaking a sweat, project herself into mirrors, blink-teleport through the material realms, and can pull massive weapons out from the smallest places and/or orifices.
It'd be like wanting to put a leash on godzilla, except she is small and pink and fluffy.
And she will just think it is a game. Ever try to catch a loose dog that thinks it is all in good fun?
Yeah. That, except not beholden to the realms of sanity and reality.
>>26080520
id get her back or die trying!probably and most likely the latter... very quickly
>>26080520
Loyalty to the goddamn maximum.
There's a reason why I call her my waifu.
>>26081160
>>26082022
I came here to post this. It will be Ruby Ridge 3.0
>>26080520
>high treason
How can you betray a country you don't belong to?
>>26080520
Not very, since I regularly bang a>no hooves
>>26082575
Friendly fire.
>>26082575
magic
I've been loyal since the ride started, made her a tulpa, sleep with her plush every day. If she was in the real world, I'd go to whatever exile we had to endure
>>26082600
Lotta loyalty for a hired cuck
>>26080520
I'd do everything to defend her.
If I need to bust her out, it's a one way ticket to her world, no looking back.
>>26082600
How far along is your tulpamancy?
>>26080520
I would ask her to give me mage armor, guns, sendd a letter to president, if they can somehow reach us in an empty part of he world, well they'd be gunned down
>>26082628
Almost 6 months. I was a victim of pic related
>>26082667
And by victim, I mean I believed this kind of bullshit
