Chavtavia thread
>>26079121
Fokin 'ell m8, I don't even care desu. 'Ave yerself a noice cup 'o tea and piss off
>>26079121
>>26079471
How tall are ponies?
>>26080817
Octavia, it's well after 12 bong. You need to go to bed.
>>26079121
What's the name of this dialect?
>>26081190
ear sex
>>26081190
Cockney
Posted in the other Octavia thread, but far more apropriate here.
>British horse noises
>>26081494
>British
at least not all Brits are English
>>26081444
I have to stop and read this every time. I love these threads.
>>26081555
which ponies would be the most aggressively Scottish/Welsh/Irish?
>>26081190
Sahf Landahn
>>26081190
Scum.
>>26082317
As a legit Saaf Londonah, I can confirm this is how people speak.
>tfw born in Surrey
>moved to London for a job
>neighbours think I'm a posh twat because I can speak properly
>>26079121
I wished that catfood-mcfly guy would come back.
His pictures were always really coolio.
>>26081715
I really never liked the Britistani Octavia, rather the posh accent is like talking the language properly
>>26081190
Wot le fok didyew jus say, m8?
>>26083635
>>26080932
nevah
>>26083635
i like to think of her as posh too. with a degenerate, hedonistic way of life and abusing vinyl verbally a bit
>>26080932
Wot u chattn bout m80? look ere, it's only leven bong u ckeeki bugger u
>>26083635
U wot m9-2+1?
>>26081555
It's always funny when someone pops up with this when foreigners talk about the British accent.
Everyone knows that they almost certainly mean RP or maybe cockney and for them Britain=England.
If they mean Scottish or Irish they'd say so and they don't know Wales exists.
>>26079121
Would she smash the pasty?
https://youtu.be/yII9_hHtUbc
>>26088185
don't be nasty haha
>>26088502
s-spooky!
>>26087779
Whales live in the ocean, you limey dumbfuck.
Does anyone else like the idea of tavi keeping up her posh appearance, but going full chav when she's angry or excited?
these threads have given me a fetish for lewd chavspeak
>>26089051
more likechaviamirite?kill me
I desire sum
>green
>"Anon ya roight slimy bastahd! Oi'll kick yer fokin' knob in if ya don' tell mey where ya been runnin' off ta evry night!I fot we 'ad somfin anon..."
>>26090257
...I'm a security guard.
I guard a museum. At night.
>>26090257
>"I've been sneaking out every night looking for the perfect one, but I guess you've caught me"
>"Will you fokin marry me Octi?"
>>26090257
>moi fookin' face when thread is goin' fooll fookin' woifu
>>26090275
But that's when the magic happens, right anon?
>>26090322
>>26090275
>Going to work with your mates at like 3am
Bampin the fakkin fred
who's the most "good ol boi" southern pony you can think of.
I mean ol Dixie, pickup truck, redneck southern.
Because i need ChavtaviaXthat pony.
>pic kinda related but not enough
>>26087779
>they don't know Wales exists
It's for the best desu
>>26093324
desu senpai
>tfw Welsh people don't know Wales exists
>>26093965
Whales don't know the Welsh exist.
>>26093324
>tfw when welsh
>tfw I have no face
I will say though, does the south wales valley accent really piss anyone off? I go to further education in Blaenau Gwent, and the accent really gets on my tits
>>26091972
First time a bump has ever made me laugh. Where were you guys when the 4CC player suggestion thread was going? Chavtavia would've been perfect. You just know she's a soccer hooligan.
>>26094175
>soccer
>soccer
>soccer
Wot teh actchual fok did yew just spit aht, m8?
>>26094175
>soccer
>>26094285
Yew fakin' eard em ya daft twat
Sometimes I wish I wasn't born in the North East, the Geordie accent is pretty hard to understand. Plus everyone automatically thinks you're a chav
>>26095146
North East as in outside Yorkshire, or god-forbid on the coast
>>26079121
Ohhh, you bastard! I fookin' hate pikeys!
>>26095015
Who asked yew, ya knob?
>>26081444
This is really hot for some reason.
>>26079121
Does catfood still make stuff?
>>26081444
Is there more?
>>26081237
This
British accent is hot as fuck, specially this
>>26092664
Hayseed Turnip Truck.
>>26094565
>average English
>>26098878
He lurks. Maybe he'll drop off a Ochavia toon soon.
>>26098894
I'm sure there is, but it's the only one I have.
>>26097791
suggestive?
What?
>>26099752
Might be because it uses the word "hobknocker"
>>26100078
What does it mean?
>>26101004
Pig fucker
>>26101015
Rude!
>>26101004
So that's what it means. Wtf icarly?!
>>26101066
>there's actually a word for this
>>26102166
any genuine chavs here
>>26102566
Very unlikely. They would need to
a: Own and be able to use a computer
b: Read
>>26101004
>>26101015
>>26101066
Literally nobody knew that word existed until the ICarly episode.It's also illegal
How the fuck did Dan Schneider get away with it?
How do I speak chav?
>>26103931
The word hobknocker isn't illegal. There's no such thing as an illegal word.
>>26104926
Nigger and Coon can get you arrested.
Not sure about in America though.
>Tfw I live in 1984 England.
>>26079121
>>26104968
Yeah, I meant in America.
>>26104981
Please kys
![reagan+velociraptor[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bSoBZnj.jpg "reagan+velociraptor[1].jpg")
>>26105018
In response to the last sentence of the pic: ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
I may not agree with what you have to say, I may think you racist, demented, or idiotic, what you say may make me boil with rage, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
The classic American mindset can largely be boiled down to "Don't you tell me how to live my life, asshole!"
>>26105018
Goddamn, I'm a bong myself and this just makes me angry. Can the amerifats annex us already?
>>26105237
A - fucking - men
>>26105237
>>26105343
>>26105516
>>26105516
This can't be real, right?
Not the internet post, the policy.
Not being able to film real violence or accuse official systems of corruption? What the fuck are you meant to do if you see police beat the fuck out someone or if the court system is actually corrupt?
That's actually terrifying.
>>26105516
Holy fuck on toast
>>26105516
Feels good to be merican
and so we reach the 'judging continents, countries, people and pretty much everything based on a screencap from [website] because i want to believe it' phase. would anyone tell lies/be a misinformed jackass/make funy joke on the internet, etc.
such is life.
>>26079121
British are terrible. Not as bad as Canadians or Australians, but still terrible.
>>26106742
every country is pretty fucking bad if you count the entirety of their history
>>26081190
Cockney as stated before. originally it was a joke dialect for people pretending to be retarded, and much like when anyone pretends to be retarded it attracts actual retards and then gets turned into most well dialect of your culture.
>>26105018
There's no fucking way this isn't a troll. I refuse to believe there are actually people this retarded.
>>26106650
I know that hate speech laws exist at least in the United Kingdom.
>>26107011
They do. Forming your opinion based on screencaps passed around a Mongolian chicken-herding blog, though
>>26106947
You'd be surprised
My parents brought me here and after all the years I can't grasp their thinking paradigma, but merely reproduce it like some edgy chameleon
>>26080817
About 2/3s of an average human if on all four. But how high are they if standing up?
>>26108640
>on all four
If you know what I mean
>>26081190
Chav or Ned for the Scottish variant.
>>26107011
>rape
>>26108948
Negroid in my possession
ayyy lmao
Not a whole lot of Chavtavia going on lads...
oldy but a goody
>>26110908
>BARKS ALRIGHT AN ALL
I just realized that this is her expressing an opinion about Johann Sebastian Bach, not making a joke about pic related.
>>26110924
>unspoilered tits on a blue board
You 'avin' a giggle?
>>26110991
>>26110924
Those are the shittiest tits I've ever seen. Literally highschool notebook tier.
>>26111304
They're fine.
>>26110863
It was honestly a bit of a flash in the pan. People latched onto it for a week or two and then dropped it once the movie came out.
>>26079121
Bump for sexy brit bitch.
>>26079121
Go octi bump
>>26081250
Are there ressources for learning this?
>>26115868
Just watch Snatch a bunch of times.
