>"Terribly sorry old chap, I'm afraid I don't speak Ape. You best return to your master before a guard takes notices you wandering about unattended."
>>26078537
i bet you speak in rape
>>26078537
well you sure speak Ass that's for sure.
>>26078546
and then >rape happen
>>26078537
Yeah, funny.
Now buy something or get the fuck out of my store.
>>26078537
AHHH HELL NAW, JUST CAUSE IM BLACK SENPAI
>a nigger in equestria
>>26078537
"You don't speak Ape? What about Bear?"
>"Bear?"
"Yes Bear."
>"Hmph, nobody speaks Bear, you imbecile."
"I do."
>Strips
>Shits
>Groars and moonwalks away
>>26078537
*fling shit*
*turn 360 degrees and knuckle-walk away*
>>26078537
Fuck you, you fucking cunt licking piece of shit. Fuck this place and fuck your eyebrows. Fuck your children and fuck the guards, I hope you fucking fall in some random ass hole and die. You piece of shit
HOL UP
>>26078621
>Groars
>>26078666
*robs liquor store*
>>26078672
>bears don't groar
>>26078537
Ape? Ape!? Monkeys ain't apes, dipshit. See? I have a tail.
>>26078683
>"No nigga you don't understand this dude shot like rockets out of his ass. OUT OF HIS ASS."
Holy shit I'm saving that.
>>26078872
But you turn into a pony when ever you play music.
>>26078537
HOL UP
>>26078683
how do you get the black theme?
>>26079193
by being new year baby
>>26079193
You have to steal it.
>>26079227
>tomorrow style
thanks lad
bamp for potential
>>26078537
WATCH YOUR TONGUE INSECT, YOU SPEAK TO A JEW!
>>26078537
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DEM WHITE MARES AT???
>>26078537
"I'm sorry, sir, I don't speak "insufferable snob horse." Could you run that by me again in a less douchebaggy language before I jam that monocole in your nostril?"
>>26078537
Name?
>>26078537
At least you called me an Ape, not a *monkey*, unlike every other conceited asshole around these parts of town.
Hell, I like you.
>>26078537
Hail fancypants, son of trendytrousers, I am anon, son of anonymous, knight under the night herself, she wishes to see you under my escort in hopeing you would grace her counsel concering a recent dream you held.
>>26078537
>"You're the boss, dudemigo." You say walking back to your 'master'
>"Baby, you almost done?"
>'I just want to try on a few things from Celestia's Secret~'
>"Take your time."
>Fancy is still standing there gawking
>>26079193
>newfag
>>26078537
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA?
>>26078537
"Ook."
Well done, sir. Not many people get that right first go. He's got no master, though- he's probably smarter than most ponies in Equestria.
