>Think you can handle Royal Guard training, Anon?
>>26065128
"sure! Look!"
>Falls to the floor and starts touching his leg
"AAAAAAH, IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MEE! I'M USELESS!!! THE KINGDOM IS DONE FOR!!! LET'S JUST LEAVE IT TO 6 UNTRAINED GIRLS!!! AAAAAAH!!!!"
>"...."
"There, see? Better than the real thing!"
>>26065128
Belive me. I can handle hard things, little xeno horse.
What kind of training does the Royal Guard do?
>>26065169
I like this, alot. Continuation of relentless mocking of the royal guard?
>>26065128
So I can guard a pony princess tea party? No.
Fuck off with your homo horse thread.
>>26065169
>"Hey...that's not funny..."
>"The Royal Guard are the elite of the elite!"
>"The changelings took us by surprise, that's all!"
>"Huh...yea and so did Nightmare Moon!"
>"And Tirek!"
>"All by surprise!"
>"Don't worry Anon! I just beat up 5 of those stallions without trying! You will do great!"
>>26065229
>>26065169
>wow you'll make a fine captain
>>26065229
"Dude, what about yesterday?"
>"That was different!"
"You surrendered to a group of 10 people!"
>"T-THEY WERE TOO STRONG!"
"...all they did was asking you what time it was!"
>"...they...they asked it...ominously..."
