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You can't Trip the Pip. Diamondfags on fucking suicide watch.
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You can't Trip the Pip. Diamondfags on fucking suicide watch.
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>>26063281
Careful OP the mods will ban you for shitposting if you post anything /pol/ related.
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>>26063521
>>26063521
Mods, you missed a spot.
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>>26063521
Sent! : )
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>>26063281
>not voting for DT
It's like you don't even want to make the playground great again.
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>>26064959
>Diamond Tiara actually gives a shit about the playground

She's just a fucking puppet for the grown ups who will get nothing done that the schoolfoals actually want.
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>>26064986
As opposed to Pip, who will surely deliver on all the free shit he's promising despite having no workable plan for funding it or even convincing Cheerilee that it's a good idea.
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>>26064986
So, what the "schoolfoals" actually wants?

Come on, I'm listening.
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>>26065589
...I... I want to remember my mommy....
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>>26065589
i'd like to know how it feels like to have a family.
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>>26065589
i woud like to know how itch like to be a normal fony and not hafing efery fony looking at chu like shome kind of monchter...
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>>26064959
Nobody cares about the playground actually.

>>26065589
I want to believe I'm useful at something and not feel like shit at least once in my life which has just begun
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>>26066182
>>26065901
>>26065742
>>26065721

Goddammit, I didn't want to feel sad today.
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>>26065901
>>>26065589
>i woud like to know how itch like to be a normal fony and not hafing efery fony looking at chu like shome kind of monchter...

fucking great
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>>26065589
I want a reason to live, and not being obliged to smile and pretend everything is fine with me anymore, but I think my soul is long gone.
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>>26063281

I voted for DT this time, maybe I can achieve pussy tonight
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>>26066555
trips confirm pussy tonight
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>>26065589
I want Rarity to tell me what she thinks of me but she's always busy with her job...
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>>26066555
anything you want Anon, just take me far away from this place.
...look at these...
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>>26065589

There's two very nice mares who are always cuddling with me, and giving me all the love they can, but sometimes I keep thinking about what the doctors said about my genes that cannot be cured... and I'm scared about dying, i don't even know if it will be painful.

Ah, I forgot I'm not in school, because i have no future.
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>>26065589
I want a muffin.
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>>26066886
...
I am confused, but I now have a feel at the same time.

gimme a minute to digest that one...
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>>26066918
You think we can ask this?

>>26065589
Food...
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>>26067010
oh okay anon, I could still try and ask, "a magical molecule that help bloodcells not disintegrating by themselves for an unknown reason" but even Mr Rich doesn't have the money.
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>>26065589
I want this "diabetes" out of me, it is worrying Mommy
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>>26065589
I don't want anything anymore.
Love is pain.

>>26067128
This is your lucky day, you can take my heart. I don't want it anymore. This thing is gonna be useless if it stays inside of me.
"As-is, no refunds, no warranty, has both sentimental and cosmetic wear. Damaged but tested, still functional for unknown reasons."
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>>26067351
....Is that a frankenstein pone?
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>>26063312
Kek
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>>26067368
Absolutely, it was done in class when Cheerilee asked us to paint our self portrait.
It's obligatorily looking nicer than the reality.
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>Roleplaying
>>>/trash/
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>>26065589
I just want eeeeverypony to know my mom is actually a strong mare full of courage, and they don't know anything about her. They think she's retarded because how she looks, but I don't care, she's still my mommy.
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>>26067692
People think Carrottop is retarded?
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>>26065589
Ahem... I don't think I should tell that out loud... My mother was a very strange mare, she said she wanted a filly, but had a colt so she... fixed me, it was extremely painful.
She kept saying i should be proud being a transmare, because stallions are all rapists, my dad raped her, so she killed him, and she registered me as a female, but now she's in prison I'm allowed to act like a colt again, even if my therapist says she will have a lot of work with me.
What I want is actually just one spare testis, that should be enough.
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>all these sad foals with empty lives
And people get mad when you want to rape children.

smhtbhfam
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>>26065589
a computer.
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>>26067962
Holy shit...

>>26068017
A computer? Just a computer? No cement to heal your inner wounds or a
Superpsychiatrist to help. You overcome being raped as a newborn?
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>>26067962
>Implying can't easily switch back with magic
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>>26068013
nah I'm fine, got no mental or medical issues, my family's normal and i'm not mutilated or mutilate myself.

>>26068115
just a computer.

>>26068184
I'm gonna try, ok?
archer, get on the table, and bite on this thing. it's not gonna hurt.
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>>26068315
So, did it work?
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>>26067962
You're a big colt.
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>>26068388
Nah, magic spells cant grow testicles. But he looks androgynous as fuck like this.
>examine Archer's penis
>pull it out
>scars, burns and skin marks all over it after years of mutilation
>urethra partially dissected
“Snails, magic can heal most physical wounds, better start here, apply yourself!” said Cheerilee

>whole class gets back in and observe him at work...
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>>26068538
DT: if you fix him, everypony will get a brand new PC.
I'll deal with the rest
Snails: oh-Okay
>classroom's all hype
Archer: ouch.
Snails: I haven't started yet!
Archer: I was just pretending
>He's poking it with magic energy
Snails: I'll start by reconstructing a peehole okay?
>snails is using his magic to melt the skin like butter, using a pen as some kind of mold
Snails: N...not too painful?
>archer's got a tear rolling, whispering “it's a bit my fault I peed standing up”
Snails: for this part..I want you to get erected, think of something sexy. You can do it!
Archer: no! I'm not a rapist! Mom will find me and kill me...
>fillies observing the operatiopn looks worried
Snails: no risks, no one will know, and it's your body.
>Archer is shaking
Snails: I'll Protect you. Really. Even if you gallop with your cock unsheathed.
>Archer's closing his eyes and breathes deeply
“okay!”
Snails: Not bad' I'll try to fix the shape of your cock the best I can.
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>>26068837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz2R96sSmdY
You're now reading Snails's lines in his voice.
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>>26068471
UUUU
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>>26063281
Pip has no energy
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>>26066886
FOXDIE?
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>>26068315
...Yeah, no thanks.
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>>26063281
Scootaloo is best waifu/filly/cmc/pony


incase you didn't notice, she's my fav
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>>26069842
Not quite.
It's a derivative strain made specifically to eliminate equine targets. It's named HORSEDIE.
How this colt got infected, however, is beyond me. There's a possibility that he may have been exposed to a mutated strain, or that he may have been targeted by mistake as a result of HORSEDIE's unfinished state. It was a rushed operation meant to target the princesses. However, it doesn't matter how he got it, the fact that such a random target was infected means that Equestria as a whole could be facing an epidemic. Snake, if we don't recover the vaccine, all the ponies are going to die, and even worse, if it turns out to be the result of a mutation, then there's a chance that it may become communicable to other species, spelling doom for a rest of the planet, and possibly beyond.

Or maybe none of that is true and he just has plain ol' cancer.
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>>26070249
Your voice is muffled, I don't recognize it...OR this frequency!
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>>26070473

Why are you even in Equestria? How'd you get here? Don't you have s͟o̴meth́i͞n͡g̨ be͘t͜te͟r̶ ̀t͡ǫ d͝o̵ ̡͜w̛í̀͜t̶̶h̷͝ y͟o̕u͞r̨͜҉ ̀͏t͘͠i̕͡m͡e̛͏?̨̛
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S̨na͜k͡e͞, ͝you̶'ŗe͞ ̧al̷l alo͞ne͝ ͜and s͝urr̷oun̸de̵d by̵ ̧pơniés̀.
Y̗o͟u̸̜̜͔̖̘͚r͇͡ ̲̫̫̭r͈͕̥̲͍̦ͅo̬͔̯͘ͅl͉e̬ ̣͙̙̪̪͘ͅͅi̮͔̭ͅs̨̖̝̙ ̮͔̰͓͎̦t̰̙o̴ ͚͎͓̟c͖͈͜u͙͖̖̗m̘̣ ͏͙̗̙̼̤̙i͝n̢͎͇̞̝͚s̯͈͢i͡d͏̘̠͎̦̲̙̬e ̠͇̫̖̩͓̪͝R̡̙̣a̻̺͉̗͖͙i̘̩͍͍n̘͓͕̥̩bo҉̥̪͖w̤̝̜͝ ͈̰̜̩ͅD̵̮̠̮a̱̱̞͚̰s̰h̥̖̖̝͍.̙̺͙
L̸iq͠uid̡ ͘͞S͢p͜͟ar̛͏kl̴͝e͝ i͡ś͜͡ ́͏be̶̵st p̀͟o҉͝n͠ỳ̷̀.̷͡
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>>26070548
>>26070634
Again? Seriously?!

>>26070473
It's the Patriots, Snake! It's my turn to help!

...What would you say right now?
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>>26070715
They had like, a war or something a few years ago.
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>>26065589
>16.06.22
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>Not even School President
>Still has all the control and power
>Has the playground built in the end to please the dumb and the retarded fillies and take their mind off of who really runs the show
Just like real life
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Diamond Tiara for Princess
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>>26072109
Except for the part where a rich person did something nice.
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