Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
>>26054355
Of all the crappy shitposts, I'm actually glad you keep posting this, because I never remember to brush my teeth, and this actually is making me healthier
Stay based NBT.
>>26054355
Yes, now Kiss me my love
>>26054539
Aww yiss. Done and done.
>>26056610
So Colgate is turned on by brushing her teeth, this will make for some interesting fan fics.
>>26054355
I'm brushing it with fried chicken right now if that counts.
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>>26054397
Same here. Not saying shitposting is good but this is a little better than the alternatives.
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>>26057704
Who is this semen demon?
>>26054355
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW, COLGATE
Rather get a plaque now.
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>>26057622
hmm, familiar
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>>26057741
Brushing fetish is almost as weird as haircut fetish.
>>26057610
no
>>26057610
it doesn't count
>>26057610
you stupid nigger
>>26057610
use real toothpaste on a real toothbrush
>>26057610
or I'll find you
>>26057816
Can i brush my teeth with your vagina?
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>>26057610
and I'll hang your body from a dental pole using dental floss
>>26057836
no
vaginal secretions are slightly acidic and are bad for your teeth
>>26057875
I don't care now bend over.
>>26057884
YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
>>26057893
Are vaginal fluids less acidic when ponies are mad?
>>26057850
In medieval times watermelon was used as a substitute for toothpaste.
>>26057875
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>>26057997
Kek
Although for real, they used cow shit to white their teeth, and ashes to clean them.