There are two trap doors. One leads to Equestria via the kitchen slot of Canterlot and the other leads to a land where acidic slime attacks you forever and you live in agony till you continue.
The look and smell identical. Would you try your luck?
Odd- made it
Even - slime universe
>>26051769
>implying acid induced agony isn't my fetish
Might as well try.
>>26051806
ayy
>>26051807
Yay. If the situation ever arises I'm doing it.
>>26051806
Enjoy your trip to pain town. It's your bone destiny.
>>26051769
Fine with me. Both would be an improvement.
>>26051769
Expand dong
>>26051769
Let's go
>>26051900
Ah shit
Test the waters by sticking my dick in both of them
>>26051769
What
>>26051889
Said
>>26051900
Huh. Guess you have to hang out with The Noid in the void.
>>26051769
See ya on the other side wankers.
Send a drone in first
>>26051769
worth it.
>>26051769
>Acidic slime
That's a funny way to say "free EXP", OP.
Rollin'
>>26051769
Can I fuck the slime?
By it attacking me forever I assume it's sentient.
>>26051769
beep
>>26051769
Holy shit, I'm coming Lulu!
>>26051769
I love farting
>>26051769Yolo
>>26051769
roll
>>26052059
Fucking did it!
FOR THE MOON!!
>>26051769
>from one trap door, the sound of dreaded gurgling and bubbling can be heard
>the other, the normal sounds of food preparation and the occasional shouts of chef ponies
I'm pretty sure you fucked up, OP
Well let's see what i get.
>>26051769
I hope I get the slime universe!
>>26052190
Damn it i get nothing.
>>26051769
I would do anything to be with my waifu, even suffer an eternity in slime world.
niggers
>>26051769
*boink
>>26052235
dindu
>>26051769
yeah
>>26051769
I'll fucking do it
>>26052335
EAT SHIT SLIME
EQUESTRIA HERE I COME
>>26052272
nuffin
>>26051769
You'd have to be retarded not to take the chance.
>>26052188
/thread
>>26051769
I'll take a stab at it. Wish me luck.
>>26051769
To glory!
>>26051769
worth a go
>>26052454
Well, shit.... I guess I can get used to slime.
![1377103201_091808_snake_eyes_dice_1_300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TpulWFV.jpg "1377103201_091808_snake_eyes_dice_1_300[1].jpg")
You roll the dice and...
Shit
>>26052492
at least you got dubs
>>26052467
Now, onward to best horse!
>>26051769
I guess ill give it a shot. But knowing my luck....
>>26051769
throw someone in each hole, listen for screams of joy or ones of pain.
>>26052669
but what if the one who fell down the pony hole hates ponies?
>>26052685
it would be the sound of a thousand angry frogs
Excelsior!
>>26051769
UNDERTALE.
>>26053712
You're a bit late. It has already referenced by >>26052043
>>26051769
Eh, I'd be more use being dead anyways, roll
>>26053795
>Odd
Fuck, made it
Here's to a 100% chance at a better life
>>26051769
hold the fuck up:
>acidic slime attacks you forever and you live in agony till you continue.
>till you continue
>CONTINUE
YOU DON'T INSTANTLY DIE
YOU JUST SUFFER UNTIL YOU PUNCH THAT SLIME IN THE FACE AND TELL IT TO FUCK OFF
LET'S GO GIVE EM A BAD TIME BITCHES
>>26051769
roll
>>26051769
I wanted to an hero anyway.
METAL GEAR TAUGHT ME BEING SNEAKY ALWAYS WORKS
>>26051769
Equestria here I comePlease don't send me to fucking Smooze-land
>>26051769
ROOOOOOOOOLL!
>>26051769
roll
>>26054160
wait what is zero, even or odd?
>>26054171
even for the purposes of rolling, always has been, how do you not know that?
OK
>>26054171
no need to wonder as I make it to Equestria on a One. YE
I would
I wanna go to equestria
>>26051769
ROOOOOOLL
>>26051769
roll
>>26051769
I'm feeling lucky
DOING A BACKFLIP
>>26051769
Fuck it.
>>26055239
Made it.
>>26051769
yolo
>>26051769
BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROOS!
>>26051769
But would they taste the same?
Giving it a go.
>>26051769
Might as well fucking do it
>>26051769
Oh boy here I go-AW SHIT! *trips into other hole*
>>26051769
It's all or nothing!
It's time to tip the scales!
Tails for Equestria!
>>26055386
Trip into wrong hole, other hole leads to equestria, missed the slime universe by accident.
Success?
Les do dis
>>26055419
Success.
Also,
>>26055435
Hooray! I made it in.
>>26055403
>Wait does that mean I share Equestria with the rest of /mlp/ who was lucky enough to make it in?
>>26051769
Rolling with at least fifth best Wonderbolt. Come on, lucky blonde.
Might as well try
>>26052201
>get to Equestria
>ponies hate you
>your waifu hates you
>die of starvation because no job and no house
>>26055636
Luckily for you you're not going to Equestria!
>>26055663
3 off
>>26051769
NIGGER
I'm doing it
>>26056088
Well atleast you got dubs.
>>26051769
I will happily live in unceasing agony.
>>26051769
well lets get this cancer show on the road
>not wanting to go to the slime universe
>>26051769
TO EQUESTRIA
I accept my fate
>>26051769
rrrrrrrrrrollin
>>26056360
START!
kk.
>tfw going to Equestria
>>26056435
Say hi to tia for me
>>26056462
You got it, buddy.
>>26056479
>you carry the memory of an anon who never met the sun
>>26056784
And so you join him.Brings the question, do all the anons get into the worlds at one area or scattered over the planet.
>>26051769
Pls I beg of you
>>26056802
Just that one area. The chefs freak out at the one hairless ape that bursts out the slot then chaos descends as scores more stream out yelling about slime and what 0's mean.
>>26051769
Worth the risk.
>>26051769
Here go
>>26051769
Jump!
>>26051769
JUST
>>26058048
Fuck that Reroll
>>26058048
>>26058104
Only first rolls count. You are Smooze's bitch.
>>26051769
ERE WE GO
>>26051769
Fuck everything, I'm rolling!
Goooo
>send wired camera through one door
>watch feed
>choose door
Not that hard
>>26051769
Alright! Acidic agony!
>>26051769
Nigga I'm not jumping in that.
>>26055636
>Implying your superior human instincts don't kick in and you slaughter the beasts of the forest, slowly gaining dominance over Zecora and Fluttershutter until the Mane 6 cock block you with a ray that sends you back to your shitty life here
>>26051769
I check with a camera.
>>26051769
ral
Roll
I'm in
>>26060039
Knew it
I claim best pony
>>26051769
give me that pony ass
>>26058580
Doesn't work. Cameras can't travel through portals Captain Killjoy
>>26051769
until I continue what?
also sure lets test it.
>>26051769
Sure, might as well.
>>26051993
This anon gets it.
Roll
>>26060112
No your thinking of water
When I get home tomorrow afternoon I will check the manual of the plains I'm pretty sure there's a spell in there I can use to check them
Rolan.
>>26060000
On the one hand I rolled even on the other I got quints so I'm going to say I get complete controlI lead all the pony's I don't like out of equestria and into the slime world
Who am I kidding I like all the ponies.
>>26060386
You mean to check these dubs?
>>26060386
*you're
>>26051769
rollan
>>26051769
Better then this shit hole
It's worth it.
Rollin
>>26061033
>mfw
>>26051769
Off to slime universe~
I've got nothing to lose.
>>26051769
FOR THE HORDE!
>>26061237
>horde in equestria
NOT ON MY WATCH
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
Pls
>>26051769
Sounds like fun
Come on acid
Give me pain!
>>26051769
You never said they were one way; I'm going in.
>>26062311
>>26062578
You have no idea about Slime, do you?
>>26062665
Depends on which slime he meant. It was never specified by op.
>>26062701
I am OP. Mucus is a living thing you know. It has a certain degree of intelligence. OP knows this.
>>26062747
Wait, so would it be theoretically possible to get human mucus to move on it's own outside the human body. With some help of course.
>>26051769
I got tons of this stuff. Bring it you low pH sum-a-bitch!
And in the odd chance I make it horseland I guess I could make plaster with it or something.
>>26062862
Yes.
>>26062878
At least you're thinking on your brain feet.
>>26051769
Eternal agony, here I come.
>>26051769
After being digested and transformed into slime myself, i will strive to become the king of slimes and command all other slimes in the land to become slimeponies.
It will be super weird to everyone involved.
yolo ma nigga
>>26063320
I hope the slime is cute
>>26051769
Pls no acid bath time only weird horsey stuff
