>I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions, Anon!
Have a bottle of nyx's filly cum
>>26049737
My potions will kill you, traveler. They too strong for you. You cant handle my potions!
>>26049777
>>26049737
Aah young traveler i have only the finest potions.
This one will make your dick grow
..... nevermind
Sexual stamina ? No ?
I call this one the twin snakes ..... not intressted i guess.
Beard growth ? Hairy testicles ?
Turn into a girl for a day ?
Are you sure you came to the right shop ?
>>26049737
>"A good soldier doesn't use chems. You'll only slow us down."
>>26049737
Here. Take my finest potion Sir Sunset.
Price. Don't worry about that!
I give it to you free ,but I need to see you drink it beacuse uhm....the magic don't work ,yes. That's the reason.
>>26049844
>>26049737
For the last time, i'm not LARPing with you!
"Ok fine sunset I'll LARP with you, but only if we get to sing "We're knights of the round table."
>>26049737
Sure! We have all sorts of potions! But each one will cost you 4500 gold.
>>26050006
>>26049844
His Actual name is FN-2199, a former squadmate to Fin
His nickname is "Nines" and yes his gear was for riot control
he is now the stormtrooper of dubs
>>26049737
My potions are too strong for you
>>26050603
Only a traitor would call TR8 things like that!
>>26051035
You mean Nines?
>>26049737
> You look her over and sigh.
"Alright hold on. I'll be right back."
> You get up and go into your basement, returning with several bottles in a crate.
"Okay here's what I got."
> You place a blue glass bottle on the counter.
> It's an energy drink from Final Fantasy a weaboo friend bought you from an anime store like 10 years ago.
> Next you put down an unopened Zima bottle.
"Been saving this one for just such an ocassion."
> Then you pull out a bottle of Crystal Pepsi and Clear Coke.
"These two can be consumed seperately or combined for a greater effect."
> Sunset reaches for them but you grab her hand and look her dead in the eye.
"Only combine these two as an absolute last resort."
> She sees the seriousness in your face and nods.
>"How much for them?"
"Just take them. You're going to need them."
>"Thank you. I promise I'll pay you back one day for your kindness."
> She quickly puts them in her bad and walks out.
> Twilight, who wad standing next to you the whole time finally decides to speak up.
>"Anon, did you just give her old and expired drinks you just found in the basement?"
"Yup. By the way, I found an ecto cooler if you want it."
>>26050635
>"What do you mean?!"
Potions?
The fuck kind of Templar are you
>>26050603
>not lettin TR8-0R call out Traitors.
TRAITOR
