Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Previously in the Equestrian Dungeon, a platoon of AnonPones got lost trying to fight some skeletons.
I want to apologize for dropping off on Monday when I did. I tried to get back as fast as I could, but the thread was already archived.
Ay, it's fine.
>>26049512
Waiting for more APs to show up... Reply to this post if you're here.
>>26049654
Here.
>>26049654
Here!Also all is forgiven Lawsman
Sad bump.
Sad bump 2
>>26049713
>>26049681
Seeing that no one else is coming, do you want to start a 2-player floor? I'll be a tad harder now that you don't have teammates, but it's still manageable.
>>26050169
Pfft, I'm fine with it.
>>26050169
sure
>>26050175
>>26050204
Great. I'll put you back in the starting entryway.
>From this position, Jack Frost and Gemima have the option to travel down a straight hallway, where a destroyed Security Camera is. From there, they can travel to the left or to the right, both of which contain another hallway in the opposite direction, have two doors, and have a destroyed Ancient Bulwark in them.
>>26050331
>>26050331
Check out the first door in the left path.
>>26050331
Follow Jack
>>26050382
>>26050385
>Jack Frost and Gemima investigate the first door on the left path. Inside, he finds a destroyed Dense Skeleton and an activated computer.
>>26050417
Check out the other door.
>>26050417
Check out the first door in the other hallway
>>26050440
>Jack Frost finds a broken bed in the other door on the left side.
>>26050455
>Gemima finds another destroyed Metal Skeleton in the first door on the right path, with another activated computer.
>>26050586
Fuck. Go back to the room I was just in, and check the computer.
>>26050586
Check the other door in my hallway
>>26050598
>Jack Frost investigated the computer in the last room he was in. In seemed to be a still picture of the 4chan "Random" board.
>>26050609
>Gemima checked the second door on the right side. In here, he found lots of smashed wooden crates.
>>26050734
Of course. Check out the straight hallway in >>26050331
>>26050741
>Jack Frost investigates the straight hallway on the left side. Here, he found a door to the left and a door to the right before more looming darkness obscured his vision.
>>26050910
Well, just go into the darkness. I'm going to regret this.
>>26050921
>Jack Frost entered the looming darkness. Here, he found a pathway to his right, a door to his left, and more darkness ahead. He also found a destroyed Security Camera and a destroyed Ancient Bulwark in this area.
>>26051187
Well, go into the left door. I wonder where everyone is.
>>26051196
>Jack Frost ventured into the door on the left. Inside, he found another broken bed.
>>26051386
God-damnit. Time to check out the darkness again!
>>26051398
>Jack Frost ventured into the darkness, and found two doors to the right and another door to the left.
>>26051409
Kick open the first right door.
>>26051416
>Jack Frost opened the first door to the right rather violently, and found yet another broken bed inside.
>>26051433
Jesus. Do the same thing to the second right door.
>>26051452
>Jack Frost opened the second door on the right just as angrily, and found another broken bed and an activated computer with a red monitor.
>>26051466
Check out the computer while questioning existence.
>>26051479
>Jack Frost investigated the computer, and found a still image of 4chan's "Sexy Beautiful Women" board.
>>26051505
Oh. This got lewd. Check for anything on it.
>>26051522
>Jack Frost tried to check the still image for pornography, but all he found were heads of women and the occasional shoulder; nothing too explicit. He did notice that the name of the image was titled "3".
>>26051602
Hm. Go back, and check for anything on the "Random" Board computer.
>>26051620
>Jack Frost backtracked to the first computer, and tried to scroll down on the still image... But nothing happened. He did notice that the title of the image read "1".
>>26051644
1 and 3. I know the others have seen some other computers. What were the numbers on those?
>>26051680
Here's what we have:
>"Random" - 1
>"Sexy Beautiful Women" - 3
>"Transportation" - ?
>"Torrents" - 8
>>26051817
Hm. I guess check out the door to the left.
>>26051864
>Jack Frost opened the single door to the left, and found another destroyed bed and an activated green monitor.
>>26051876
Hm. Check out the green monitor.
>>26051881
>Jack Frost investigated the green monitor, and found that it was a still image of 4chan's "Ecchi" board.
>>26051887
Oh. Check out for any numbers or porn. Mainly numbers.
>>26051893
>Jack Frost looked on the still image for more porn, and found a stray boob and the title "4" on the top of the image.
>>26051902
Huh. 1, 3, 4, and 8. Well, check out the computer in >>26050586
>>26051902
>>26051920
"Yo, what the fuck are you doing?"
Walk into the room from a powernap.
>>26051932
Oh, hey! I got someone to distract me from my thoughts.
>>26051920
>Jack Frost investigates the active computer in Gemima's room, and finds that this is another still image of 4chan, but this time it's the "Anime & Manga" board.
>>26051932
>The 2nd Manhorse hurriedly trots into Jack Frost and Gemima's room.
>>26051941
Yeah, as soon as I saw the thread I had to jump in.
Did we loot the computers?
>>26051959
Check out the computer for numbers.
>>26051965
You looted this computer's keyboard, if I'm correct. If I'm not, then it was the monitor with image #1.
>>26051966
>Jack Frost skims over the still image, and finds the number "2" located at the very top of the screen.
>>26051973
Random - 1
Anime and Manga - 2
Sexy Beautiful Women - 3
Ecchi - 4
Transportation - ?
Torrents - 8
Strange. If we're done here, take the computer apart and keep it with us.
>>26051973
1, 2, 3, 4, and 8. I feel like the board names and/or numbers is spelling something. Oh well, check out the right door in >>26050910
>>26052004
>The 2nd Manhorse tries to take the computer with him using his weapon or something like that, but he finds that the monitor is strategically secured to the rotting wooden desk. He'll have to think a bit more to salvage anything from this room...
>>26052015
>Jack Frost investigated the door to the right in the first hallway extension. Here, he found an unopened wooden crate in the middle of a red radioactive symbol on the floor.
>>26049654
Yo , is it too late to spawn in?
>>26052047
...Open the crate, slowly. Hm. B A S E ? ? ? T. That's what I got from the numbers and board letters.
>>26052051
Ay!
>>26052051
Probably not.
>>26052015
B, A, S, E, N, T.
Wait shit is it basement. Holy fuck I think it's basement.
>>26052047
"Fuck it."
Loot the whole desk and the tower.
>>26052084
Adding to this logic, we're probably going to find /m/ (Mecha) in a room.
So then I'm just gonna strait up investigate Jack Frost
>>26052051
Not yet. If you're a new player, please post the nearest three items to your right, not counting computer accessories.
>>26052079
>Jack Frost opened the crate. Inside, he found... some broccoli!
Broccoli added to Inventory.
>>26052084
>The 2nd Manhorse loots the entire dungeon.
Game over.No, just kidding. You can't do that.
We're going to need to get rid of some inventory items to fit General's in.
>>26052122
Hm. /inv first.
>>26052122
Fuck, I lost it imagining me just sucking up the enemies, the items, the players, the walls, and suddenly the whole dungeon into the pocket dimension that is our /inv.
I meant take the desk and the desktop PC case, nicknamed the 'tower'. Disassemble the legs if you need to.
Ah shit, okay. Some dank leather fingerless gloves a pair of ripped up jeans and a sleeping bag...
>>26052129
/inv (not counting this turn)
Notebook
Pillow Armor (E)
Modified NERF Maverick + Bayonet (E)
Hardcover book
Pillow (E)
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Wheelchair shoes (E)
The Decorated Edge (E)
Mini-Stapler
Mosin-Nagant
"The Barbed Wire" (E)
Machete (E)
Electric Guitar (3/5s)
Yellow Goggles (E)
Back Scratcher (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Keyboard
Book
Tissue x42
Rusty Crowbar (E)
Broken Scissors
Bag of dry ice
Broccoli
Full Messenger Bag (5/5)
-Electrified Sledgehammer (E)
-Bicycle Helmet
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
Full Rucksack (6/6)
-Can of Grease
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Drawing Paper Roll (2m)
-Small snowman plush
Apple Suitcase (9/10)
-Laundry Basket (E)
-Watch
-Bible
-The Cat's Tail (E)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Reflective Vest (E)
-Fire Extinguisher
-Roll of Duct Tape
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
>>26052157
>The 2nd Manhorse attempted to disassemble the PC tower, and wasn't able to compress it that much. Instead, he grew impatient and only took a portion of the desk with him.
Desk Portion added to Apple Suitcase.
>>26052171
Lastly, you need to pick your race (Earth pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
It is currently impossible to add the three items you displayed; there is not enough inventory room.
Earth pony master race.
>>26052212
Find the parrot, and ask if I can trade book, bible, and watch all at one.
>>26052212
Oh shit, more people.
Follow Manhorse
>>26052228
*once
>>26052222
Holy shit.
>>26052243
I fucked up, didn't I?
>>26052222
That...alright.
>>26052212
Rest for a turn, prepare for crafting spree in order to save space.I'm eating this literally perfect grilled cheese that I refuse to multitask with.
>>26052253
Uh, I was pointing out your quads.
>>26052222
I can't refute that decision.
Your dominant skill is ATK.
>General Management, the newest Earth Pony, plops down in the entryway (>>26050331) to begin (his/her) quest to smash enemies and do some other weird stuff.
You'll get an extra skill point for those digits.
>>26052228You do know you can just drop items, right?
>Jack Frost somehow trotted all the way across the floor to Torpar and inquired if he could trade the Book, Bible, and the Watch all as one.
"Hm... You're giving me a bunch of random items, so I'll do the same for you."
[You can trade those items for the Wooden Spoon, the Pickle, or the Scorched Apron.]
>>26052237
>Gemima is following The 2nd Manhorse.
>>26052255
>The 2nd Manhorse is guarding.
>>26052277
I kinda want to get something in return. Get the pickle. It's a healing item, most likely.
>>26052277
Guard, I guess.
>>26052292
>Jack Frost traded the Book, the Bible and the Watch for the Pickle!
"There, there! What else would you like to trade?"
Pickle added to Inventory.
Fingerless Leather Gloves added to Apple Suitcase.
Ripped-up Jeans added to Apple Suitcase.
1 item still needs to be added to Inventory...
>>26052318
>Gemima is guarding.
>>26052277
Gonna take a strong left.
>>26052342
Well, check out the left door in >>26050910
>>26052362
Violently assault the left door.
>>26052345
>>26052384
Eh? What're you doing?
>>26052362
>>26052384
>Jack Frost and an agitated General investigated the first hallway's left door, and found yet another demolished bed.
>>26052401
God-damnit. Where haven't I been?
Alright, not gonna lie your descriptions of what I see and what I'm able to do are confusing me.
>>26052401
Follow Jack's trail and go to Torpar. Ask if I can get something for the NERF Maverick, Mosin-Nagant, and Electric Guitar. This should make for a fairly decent trade, right?
>>26052423
You've been to a lot of areas on this side of the darkness.
>>26052480
>The 2nd Manhorse follows Jack Frost's trail to Torpar, and attempts to trade the Nerf Maverick, the Mosin-Nagant, and the unstrung Electric Guitar -- all at the same time!
"This is a lot of stuff! Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Electric Hacksaw, the Scythe, and the Piano Tuner.]
>>26052538
Look at my pathway options
>>26052480
Check out the pathway to the right in >>26051187
>>26052580
You can't just barge in like that, y'know?
>Suitcase peers down the other hallway, and finds nothing but darkness waiting for him.
>>26052590
>Jack Frost investigates the hallway to the right. Here, he finds two doors to the right and one door to the left.
>>26052620
Slowly open up the left door, as to watch for spooks.
>>26052620
I think about life as I attempt to follow jack.
>>26052538
>Scythe
HOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIT."
Get that thing right now.
>>26052641
>>26052651
>Jack Frost and General open the single door to the left. Inside, they find a larger than normal room with absolutely nothing inside.
>>26052696
>The 2nd Manhorse traded the Nerf Maverick, the Mosin-Nagant and the unstrung Electric Guitar for the Scythe!
"There, there! What else would you like to trade?"
Scythe added to Inventory.
Sleeping Bag added to Inventory.
>>26052783
Fuck. Check out the first right door.
>>26052783
Pillow Armor, Wheelchair Shoes, and Chargin' Shield.
>>26052783
I Admire jacks ass
>>26052783
Well go into the darkness
>>26052863
No.
>>26052876
I really like jacks mane.
>>26052788
>Jack Frost investigates the first door to the right, and finds a destroyed Ancient Bulwark and a toilet on the right wall.
>>26052808
>The 2nd Manhorse attempted to trade the Pillow Armor.
"Hm... This really isn't much, but let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Aluminum Bottle, the Yogurt, or a Plate.]Since we're not in Inventory clean-out mode, you can only trade one item at a time.
>>26052865
>Suitcase travels through the darkness to find more darkness to the left and straight ahead, as well as a pathway to the left.
>>26052911
...Check out the other door to the right.
>>26052911
Quickly investigate the toilet
>>26052911
Right, hm. None of these are to my benefit, so I'm most likely going to keep the armor and put it back on.
Thank Torpan for his time and follow Jack Frost.
>>26052917
>Jack Frost finds the exact same thing inside the second door on the right, except for the toilet being on the opposite wall.
>>26052925
>General Management investigated the toilet in the first room, and found some sort of paper wedged in the dry drain that seems to enter the next room..
>>26052958
>The 2nd Manhorse declined Torpar's offer, then followed Jack Frost some more.
>>26052974
Continue straight through the darkness
>>26052974
Check the toilet...
>>26052974
I quickly make my way over to Jack and ask what he thinks of these rooms.
>>26052974
Open up the back lid of the toilet.
>>26052981
>Suitcase continues straight through the darkness, and finds some double-doors not too far away from where he stands.
>>26052986
>Jack Frost checked the toilet in his room, and found the other side of the paper in the drain.
>>26052993
>General asks Jack for his opinion of these rooms.
>>26053007
>The 2nd Manhorse attempts to open the nonexistant back lid of the first toilet. This area is completely dry as well.
>>26053044
Fuck it, run over to where Suitcase is.
>>26053044
Run over to Suitcase, Enter Double doors
>>26053050
>>26053054
>Jack Frost and Gemima rush over to Suitcase's position, and enter the double-doors for him. On the other side, there are lots of smashed Paratrooper Skeleton remains littering this area, as well as another set of double-doors straight ahead and looming darkness to the left and to the right.
>>26053044
Suit sounds like he's making more progress, I'll go pretend I was part of that.
Also, let's take a look at the Scythe I got. Give a close scan.
>>26053086
Run into the darkness to the right. Hey, it has to be the RIGHT way to go.
>>26053093
>>26053086
Examine the Scythe, enter the double doors. Usually that means something.
>>26053086
Darkness to the right
>>26053086
*poof*
Ayy everyone
Follow Fred- Jack.
>>26053137
Dude, it's fine.
>>26053137
Aw shit nigga
>>26053093
>>26053117
>The 2nd Manhorse enters the double-doors while examining his unequipped Scythe.
Scythe - ATK +10, SPD +3
A swift weapon that holds its own in battle.
>>26053100
>>26053134
>>26053137
>Jack Frost, Gemima and the now-present Mikrokek venture through the darkness on the right. They come to another crossroads with a path to the left that has piles of bones and a glowing object at the end, and a path to the right with scraps of bones and other signs of destruction. There is more darkness ahead.
>>26053178
Oh! Glowy thing!
But there's a skeleton, So hit the bones with the Iron Rod
>>26053178
Attempt to sneak pass the pile of bones to the left and pick glowing object.
>>26053192
No no!
>>26053178
Attack the spook with the machete.
>>26053178
Examine the room and equip this fucking legendary Scythe.
>>26053178
go through the double doors
>>26053237
>Suitcase enters the double-doors ahead. On the other side, he found a pile of bones to his left, his right, and directly in front of him, as well as darkness ahead and to the left.
>>26053204
>Jack Frost attacked the first pile of bones with the Machete! It took 7 damage, then immediately woke up!
>>26053205
>The 2nd Manhorse examined the large room, and found that it was really no different than the others. He then unequipped the Brutal Mace and equipped the Scythe!
The 2nd Manhorse's ATK rose by 1!
The 2nd Manhorse's SPD rose by 3!
>>26053192
>Gemima attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Iron Rod!
Just missed!
>>26053200
>Mikrokek snuck past the seven piles of paratrooper skeletons, in order, and investigated the glowing object. It seemed to be a switch inside a plastic tree...
Jack Frost suddenly attacked a Paratrooper Skeleton!
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Gemima with a bony fist! She took 3 damage.
>>26053312
Well now, attack Genima's skele
>>26053312
Destroy the spook.
>>26053312
Go help the others by rushing in and slicing the boner's head off.
>>26053007
>>26053312
Assist jack by bucking the bones
>>26053312
>She took 3 damage.
oh wow, so much damage
Keep wailing on the Paratrooper
>>26053377
>>26053388
>>26053399
We've got some serious digit shenanigans going on here.
>>26053377
>Jack Frost attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Machete!
Just missed!
>>26053388
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Scythe! It took 7 damage.
>>26053438
>Gemima attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Iron Rod! It took 6 damage.
>>26053360
>Mikrokek returned to the battle and attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Broken Scissors! It took 5 damage.
>>26053399
>General attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with brute force! It took 4 damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Gemima with a full-out charge! She took 2 damage.
>>26053377
>>26053388
>>26053399
You know I just realized this digit chain, nice job everybody.
>>26053469
Attempt to slice it's parachute off.
>>26053469
Swing, swing, SWING at the spook.
>>26053469
Keep attacking the skele
>>26053469
Keep attacking Paraskel
>>26053469
Any more room?
>>26053486
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton's parachute with the Scythe, and it had absolutely no effect on the enemy whatsoever.
>>26053487
>Jack Frost attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Machete! It dodged the attack quickly.
>>26053498
>Gemima attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Iron Rod! It took 6 damage.
>>26053502
The Paratrooper Skeleton was destroyed!
You won!
Jack Frost, The 2nd Manhorse, Gemima, Mikrokek and General gained 14 EXP.
>>26053563
Sure! Post the nearest three items to your left, not counting your computer accessories.
>>26053603
Run over to the glowing object.
>>26053603
Keep it's parachute, I have a plan if we run into another one.
Examine the object.
>>26053469
Real back and buck the bones
>>26053603
Laser Pointer
Rubber Duck
And a Crowbar.
>>26053636
There's a checkbox with the word Auto by it. Bottom of the page next to Update. I suggest using it so things like this don't happen, but just to be an asshole:
>As the fearless party obtain the object of their heavy desire, a horse kicks a shattered corpse with all his might...two minutes after it died with him in the room.
>>26053610
>Jack Frost trotted over to the plastic tree.Remember your mistake last time you took this piece of plastic on.
>>26053632
>The 2nd Manhorse salvaged the parachute from the Paratrooper Skeleton.
Parachute added to Inventory.
>>26053636
>General attacked the scraps of the Paratrooper Skeleton.
>>26053645
Please choose your race before you begin. (Earth pony, Pegasus, Unicorn)At this point, I'm just going to throw out unequipped items automatically to make room for new ones.
>>26053686
Unicorn, Everytime.
>>26053610
Help Jack examine the object.
>>26053686
....Gulp. Uh, check out anywhere unexplored, WITHOUT getting myself killed by spooks.
>>26053686
Investigate the bones and attempt to recover from my Shame
>>26053686
Hey, speaking of which, I see items all the time that aren't equipped with an (E) on them. Could you release a remarked /inv so I can either 1) figure out what isn't being used to make stuff out of and/or 2) trade it in to Torpar.
In either case, I think I can take this tree on if he sends out men every 25HP. Plus, I can do some weapon testing. Slice this shit.
>>26053704
fug
>>26053686
I do remember, that's why I left it alone.
Follow Jack
>>26053686
Quietly sneak past the piles and explore the darkness ahead of me
>>26053881
>Suitcase quietly trotted past the piles of bones and explored the area ahead. Here, he finds a pathway straight ahead, a door with a destroyed Ancient Bulwark on the nearest wall, and another Ancient Bulwark in the middle of the two.
Suitcase's hooves began to ache...
>>26053713
You have explored everything around this area.
Jack Frost suddenly felt feverish...
>>26053750
/inv (counting this round)
Laser Pointer
Pillow Armor (E)
Scythe (E)
Rubber Duck
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Wheelchair shoes (E)
The Decorated Edge (E)
Mini-Stapler
Sleeping Bag
"The Barbed Wire" (E)
Machete (E)
Yellow Goggles (E)
Back Scratcher
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Keyboard
Pickle
Tissue x42
Crowbar x2
Broken Scissors (E)
Bag of dry ice
Broccoli
Parachute
Full Messenger Bag (5/5)
-Electrified Sledgehammer (E)
-Bicycle Helmet
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
Full Rucksack (6/6)
-Can of Grease
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Brutal Mace
-Drawing Paper Roll (2m)
-Small snowman plush
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Laundry Basket (E)
-Fingerless leather gloves
-Ripped jeans
-The Cat's Tail (E)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Reflective Vest (E)
-Fire Extinguisher
-Roll of Duct Tape
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Desk Portion
>The 2nd Manhorse started the fun by attacking the Plastic Tree with the Scythe! It took 9 damage.
>>26053704
>Mikrokek helps Jack Frost examine the plastic tree.
>>26053726
>General Management investigated the smashed pile of bones. They're smashed, all right!
>>26053692
You are a Unicorn, your dominant skill is DEF.
>Blockin suddenly dropped into the room with the piles of bones.
Notebook removed from Inventory.
Laser Pointer added to Inventory.
Hardcover Book removed from Inventory.
Rubber Duck added to Inventory.
Crowbar added to Inventory, carrying 2.
The Plastic Tree sounded an alarm!
Four Paratrooper Skeletons joined the fight!
>>26053921
God-damn. Equip the brutal mace, and whack the first spook.
>>26053921
>Just started
>4 Buff enemies come in.
...Equip my crowbar and Attack Paratrooper #1.
>>26053921
Equip bicycle helmet, Attack Skele #1
>>26053921
Attack paraskel1
>>26053921
This better be worth the effort of 16 skeletons. Continue with the slaughter of the Tree itself.
>>26054007
Dude, please. Can we focus on the spooks.
>>26054015
Yes, I suppose you're right. Next turn I'll start with the minions.
>>26053958
Oh shite, forgot to namefag.
>>26053921
Attack the skele closest to me
>>26053944
>Jack Frost unequipped the Machete and equipped the Brutal Mace, then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #1 with it! The enemy took 7 damage.
Jack Frost's ATK rose by 2!
>>26054007
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked the Plastic Tree with the Scythe! It took 9 damage.
>>26053972
>Gemima equipped the Bicycle Helmet, then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #1 with the Iron Rod! It took 6 damage.
Gemima's DEF rose by 5!
Gemima suddenly felt feverish...
>>26054006
>Mikrokek attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #1 with the Broken Scissors! It took 5 damage.
>>26053958
>BlockIn equipped the Crowbar, then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #1 with it!
{CRITICAL!} The enemy took 10 damage!
>>26054093
>General attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #2 with brute force!
{CRITICAL!} It took 12 damage!
Paratrooper Skeleton #1 was destroyed!
Paratrooper Skeleton #2 attacked Jack Frost with a full-out charge! He took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked BlockIn with a boomerang bone! (He/she) took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took 1 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Gemima! She took 1 damage.
>>26054130
Attack the second spook.
>>26054130
Jesus fuck, it can shoot lasers.
Proceed to break the ribcage of #3.We probably should have prepared for this.
>>26054130
Attack spook number #2
>>26054130
Attack Skele #4 with Beam Alpha
>>26054166
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #2 with the Brutal Mace! It took 8 damage.
>>26054188
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with a targeted maneuver! It took 7 damage.
>>26054230
>Gemima cast Beam α at Paratrooper Skeleton #4! It took 8 damage.
>>26054228
>Blockin attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #2 with the Crowbar! It took 4 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #2 attacked Gemima with a boomerang bone! She took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 attacked The 2nd Manhorse with a full-out charge! He took 4 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Jack Frost! He took 1 damage.
>>26054304
/stats
Use Levitation Alpha on Skele #3 (Lift him up and then drop him.)
>>26054304
Destroy the second spook.
>>26054304
Take #4 and cave his skull in.
>>26054339
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #2 with the Machete! It took 8 damage.
>>26054374
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #4 with the Scythe! It took 7 damage.
>>26054326
/stats
(6)T2M-82/29/39/32/2/529 Wh (X) (E: Scythe, Pillow Armor, Footrest shoes)
(12)JAF-109/45/73/32/1/1989 (Al) Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ (E: Brutal Mace, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Reflective Vest)
(11)GEM-95/32/55/29/1/1754 Ka Sa La Ba (E: Iron Rod, Bicycle Helmet)
(7)STC-100/16/2/52/0/797 Ac (Dc) (E: Laundry Basket)
(3)MKK-100/16/18/13/1/185 (E: Broken Scissors)
(1)GEN-100/12/10/10/1/14 (E: Nothing)
(1)BLO-95/15/11/10/1/0 (E: Crowbar)
>Gemima cast Levitation α on Paratrooper Skeleton #3! It took 5 damage from being thrown on the ground.
Paratrooper Skeleton #2 attacked General with a boomerang bone! He took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked Gemima with a bony fist! She took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 attacked The 2nd Manhorse with a full-out charge! He took 4 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26054401
Keep whacking the second spook with the Mace.
>>26054228
>>26054374
For the sake of the pastebin, What is your character's race?
>>26054401
Cast Shield Alpha on myself
>>26054401
Skip the scythe, full-out charge this nigga back. Look at him, doing it twice like he owns the place.
>>26054443
On all levels except physical, I am a Pegasus.
But I like to consider myself a man with an actual horse head in his underwear.
>>26054401
Attack the paratrooper skele
>>26054468
>20:00:02
>pic related
>>26054512
Wrong pic well fuck
>>26054412
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #2 with the Brutal Mace! It took 8 damage.
>>26054446
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #4 with a full-out charge! It took 6 damage.
>>26054443
>Gemima cast Shield α on himself!
A 3-hit physical shield was enveloped around Gemima's body.
>>26054510
You need to specify which skeleton you're attacking.
Paratrooper Skeleton #2 was destroyed!
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked General with a full-out charge! He took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 attacked Jack Frost with a boomerang bone! He took 1 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Gemima, but her shield negated the damage!
>>26054584
Hit Skeleton #4 with the Iron Rod
>>26054584
Whack the third spook with the mace.
>>26054584
Remove #4's parachute.
>>26054544
CHECK'D
>>26054584
Attack 4th Spook
Pastebin updated:
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U-unf
>>26054625
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with the Brutal Mace! It took 9 damage.
>>26054640
>The 2nd Manhorse swiftly removed Paratrooper Skeleton #4's parachute with a simple flick of the scythe.
>>26054598
>Gemima attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #4 with the Iron Rod! It took 7 damage.
>>26054725
>Blockin attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #4 with the Crowbar! It took 4 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked Gemima with a boomerang bone, but her shield negated the attack!
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 attacked Gemima with a bony fist, but her shield negated the attack!
Gemima's shield was broken!
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Jack Frost! He took 1 damage.
>>26054797
Cast Shield Alpha on Gemima.
>>26054797
Tap Skeleton #4 on the shoulder from behind, then Scythe his head.
>>26054797
Attack Skele #3 with Beam Alpha, If that's recharged.
>>26054797
go down the pathway
>>26054797
Attack spook 3
>>26054875
>Suitcase returned from his nap and ventured down the pathway straight ahead. Here, he came across a destroyed Ancient Bulwark and a destroyed Circuit Breaker in the middle of a pathway to both the right and to the left.
>>26054822
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Gemima!
A 3-hit physical shield was placed around Gemima.
>>26054823
>The 2nd Manhorse beheaded Paratrooper Skeleton #4 with all his strength!
>>26054841
>Gemima attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with Beam α! It took 8 damage.
>>26054893
>Blockin attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with the Crowbar! It took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 attacked BlockIn with a bony fist! He took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #4 was destroyed!
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at The 2nd Manhorse! He took 1 damage.
>>26054903
Attack the third spook.
>>26054903
rejoin the group
>>26054903
Hit Skele #3 with the Iron Rod
>>26054903
Right, finish #3 off with a Scythe to the legs.
>>26054903
attack spook
>>26054953
>Suitcase joins the fight!
>>26054922
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with the Brutal Mace! It took 7 damage.
>>26054974
>The 2nd Manhorse attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #3 with a scythe to the legs! It took 6 damage.
>>26054959
>>26055002
Paratrooper Skeleton #3 was destroyed!
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at General! He took 1 damage.
>>26055026
Attack the plastic tree.
>>26055026
Stay quiet in the corner of the room
>>26055026
Attack Prastic Tree
>>26055026
Use Winds of Healing on Jack, unequip my Scythe and armor, and step out of the room.I must go, my people need me.
>>26055041
>Suitcase is guarding.
>>26055033
>Jack Frost attacked the Plastic Tree with the Brutal Mace! It took 11 damage.
>>26055123
>The 2nd Manhorse cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Jack Frost, then fled the battle!
>>26055094
>Gemima attacked the Plastic Tree with the Iron Rod! It took 9 damage.
The Plastic Tree sounded an alarm!
Three more Paratrooper Skeletons joined the fight!
>>26055160
Equip the Scythe, and whack the first new spook.
>>26055160
continue to stay quiet
>>26055160
Hit the first spook with the iron rod
>>26055160
Equip the Mace, then attack the first spook.
>>26055177
>>26055217
Excellent use of SPD.
>>26055201
>Suitcase is guarding.
>>26055177
>Jack Frost unequipped the Brutal Mace and equipped the Scythe, then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #5 with it! The enemy took 8 damage.
Jack Frost's ATK rose by 1!
Jack Frost's SPD rose by 3!
The 2nd Manhorse's ATK fell by 10!
The 2nd Manhorse's SPD fell by 3!
>>26055205
>Gemima attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #5 with the Iron Rod! It took 7 damage.
>>26055217
>Blockin unequipped the Crowbar and equipped the Brutal Mace, then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #5 with it! The enemy took 6 damage.
BlockIn's ATK rose by 4!
Paratrooper Skeleton #5 attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 attacked BlockIn with a full-out charge! He took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked Suitcase with a boomerang bone! He took 6 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26055280
Swing at the #5 spook.
>>26055280
Use the laundry basket to hide and disengage from the fight
>>26055280
Keep attacking Skele #5
>>26055280
Attack spook 5.
>>26055304
>Suitcase used the laundry basket and fled the battle!
>>26055299
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #5 with the Scythe! It took 8 damage.
>>26055359
>Gemima attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #5 with the Iron Rod! It took 7 damage.
>>26055413
Paratrooper Skeleton #5 was destroyed!
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 attacked General with a boomerang bone! He took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked BlockIn with a bony fist! He took 7 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Gemima, but her shield negated the damage.
>>26055461
Go to topar or whatever that parrots name is and ask if he has a radio or a music player for trade
>>26055461
/stats and Attack spook 6
>>26055461
Attack the #6 spook's head.
>>26055476
How do crits work?
>>26055472
>Suitcase tries asking for a radio or a music player for trade.
"You'll have to give me something substantial for that, though."
>>26055482
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #6 with the Scythe! It took 9 damage.
>>26055476
/stats
(12)JAF-106/46/73/35/1/1989 (Al) Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ (E: Scythe, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Reflective Vest)
(11)GEM-94/32/55/29/1/1754 <2> Ka Sa La Ba (E: Iron Rod, Bicycle Helmet)
(7)STC-93/16/2/52/0/797 Ac (Dc) (E: Laundry Basket)
(3)MKK-100/16/18/13/1/185 (E: Broken Scissors)
(1)GEN-83/12/10/10/1/14 (E: Nothing)
(1)BLO-74/19/11/10/1/0 (E: Brutal Mace)
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #6 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
>>26055557
So close.
I'm rolling a 20d, crits are 20s and misses are 1s.
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took 1 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked General with a bone boomerang! He took 6 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26055557
It's a random chance. 5% I believe.
>>26055461
Attack Skele #7 with Spark Alpha
>>26055634
Offer him the laundry basket
>>26055557
>Off by two
Well then.
Attack the 6th spook
>>26055637
>Attack Skele #7 with Spark Alpha
>>26055634
>>26055634
Attack the #6 spook.
>>26055634
>>26055664
Actually scratch that ask him if he's got a guitar and/or a trusty revolver
>>26055730
>Suitcase asked Torpar if he had a guitar and/or a trusty revolver.
"Yes."
>>26055690
>Jack Frost attacked Parartrooper Skeleton #6 with the Scythe! It took 7 damage.
>>26055637
>Gemima cast Spark α!
It didn't affect Paratrooper Skeleton #6!
It didn't affect Paratrooper Skeleton #7!
It didn't affect the Plastic Tree!
>>26055673
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #6 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 attacked Gemima with a bone boomerang, but her shield negated the damage!
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked General with a bony fist! He took 7 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
Jack Frost recovered 6 HP he was supposed to have earlier.
>>26055789
Offer the discord badge for both
>>26055789
Cast Defense Up on Gemima.
>>26055789
Head over to Topar, ask if he can give a better weapon for my helmet and iron rod.
>>26055789
Attack the 7th spook.
>>26055804
You can't trade badges.
>>26055805
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up α on Gemima!
Gemima's DEF rose by 10 until she fled!
>>26055821
>Gemima fled the battle and attempted to trade the Bicycle Helmet.
"This is some pretty standard defensive equipment... Let me see what I have."
[You can trade this item for the Couch Cushion, the Large Pot, or the Plastic Shield.]
>>26055892
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 attacked BlockIn with a bony fist! He took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked Jack Frost with a full-out charge! He took 1 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at General! He took 1 damage.
>>26055963
Just attacking the 6th spook.
>>26055963
Trade the fire extinguisher and the Keyboard for the Guitar and the trusty revolver
>>26055963
Repeat
>>26055993
>Suitcase started making force trades.
"Woah, woah! I need to approve your items first before I can just GIVE you things. Say, how about one of your Crowbars and the Keyboard for the Stratocaster?"
>>26055988
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #6 with the Scythe! It took 8 damage.
>>26056003
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Brutal Mace! It took 5 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #6 was destroyed!
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked BlockIn with a bone boomerang! He dodged just in time!
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26056039
Attack the 7th spook.
>>26056039
oh... ok
A: ask what the Stratocaster is and
B: Ask what I'll get for my laundry basket
>>26056039
Attack the last spook.
And requesting a heal from jack.
>>26056063
>Suitcase traded the unused Crowbar and the Keyboard for the Stratocaster, then inquired about what he could get for the Laundry Basket.
"It's nothing, really... Let me see what I can do."
[You can trade this item for the Lunch Tray, the Hard Hat, or the Gas Mask.]
>>26056056
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Scythe! It took 8 damage.
>>26056073
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked Jack Frost with a bony fist! He took 1 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at Jack Frost! He took 1 damage.
>>26056159
Attack the Plastic Tree.
>>26056159
I'll take the gas mask
Also equip the stratocaster and inspect it
>>26056159
Keep going for the spook.
>>26056170
Nevermind don't inspect it I looked it up on google
>>26056170
>>26056211
>Suitcase traded the Laundry Basket for the Gas Mask! He then equipped the Stratocaster and inspected it.
"There, there! What else would you like to trade?"
Suitcase's SPD fell by 1!
Suitcase's DEF rose by 2!
>>26056165
>Jack Frost attacked the Plastic Tree with the Scythe! It took 11 damage.
>>26056188
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 attacked General with a full-out charge! He took 6 damage.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26056236
Attack the plastic tree some more.
>>26056236
"No I'm good"
equip the gas mask and rejoin the group
>>26056236
Attack the spook in hopes I level up.
>>26056262
>Suitcase equipped the Gas Mask, then rejoined the fight!
Suitcase's DEF rose by 4!
>>26056260
>Jack Frost attacked the Plastic Tree with the Scythe! It took 11 damage.
>>26056267
>BlockIn attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #7 with the Brutal Mace! It took 6 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #7 was destroyed!
The Plastic Tree sounded its alarms!
Two more Paratrooper Skeletons joined the fight!
>>26056305
>Two more Skellyboys
My fucks are what.
Attack the Tree.
>>26056305
Equip the ripped jeans and the back scratcher and attack one of the spooks with the rake
>>26056305
Whack the 8th spook.
>>26056330
No don't! It'll spawn more!
>>26056333
We got a Bateman everybody!
>>26056333
>Suitcase somehow equipped the Rippled Jeans, unequipped the Stratocaster, and equipped the Back Scratcher. He then attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #8 while ignoring its DEF!
{CRITICAL!} It took 16 damage!
Suitcase's ATK rose by 2.
Suitcase's DEF fell by 1.
Suitcase's SPD rose by 1.
>>26056339
>Jack Frost attacked Paratrooper Skeleton #1 with the Scythe!
{CRITICAL!} It took 18 damage!
>>26056330
>BlockIn attacked the Plastic Tree with the Brutal Mace! It took 8 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #8 couldn't even attack!
Paratrooper Skeleton #8 was quickly destroyed!
Paratrooper Skeleton #9 attacked Suitcase with a bony fist! He dodged just in time.
The Plastic Tree fired a beam at BlockIn! He took 1 damage.
>>26056388
Attack the Plastic Tree some more.
>>26056388
Attack tree more.
>>26056399
>Jack Frost attacked the Plastic Tree with the Scythe! It took 11 damage.
>>26056408
>BlockIn attacked the Plastic Tree with the Brutal Mace! It took 8 damage.
Paratrooper Skeleton #9 attacked General with a full-out charge! He took 7 damage.
The Plastic Tree is frantically sounding all its bells and whistles!
Another Paratrooper Skeleton joined the fight!
