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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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>What day is best?
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>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: That's the sound they make
Last thread >>26030925
Reminder
I can't believe we went through a whole thread without anyone mentioning JAD IS PERECT butInnkeeper is
Treads is a cute little horse.
>>26043559
Despite repeated delays, Galloping Steel lives!
>>26044265
Did you like the pic Panzer?
Every QM is now running someone else's quest.
Hijunker is running 11-54
Bath is running Mendacity
Res is incharge of JAD
And so forth
How does it go?
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>26044277
The one with Treads getting her head blown off? It's was well-drawn.
>>26044295
11-54 would have systems and states out the ass for every monster
Mendacity wouldn't be dead
JAD would get more exciting
>>26044297
Imposter!
>>26044305
Bath likes drawing pictures of pones being killed, tortured, or otherwise bullied by the universe. Treads is just an easy target.
>>26044352
She was an easier target than the tank apparently
>>26044295
>Not changing JAD and CQ to remain perfect
>>26044398
What if we had a new CYOA that was written by Coltquest and it was about JAD and everything was bats?
>>26044398
>autistic batcancer
>>26044352
I'm well-aware of that. I may have said before that the Treads bullying is anons making the art and memes they want to make (out of a character THEY created, no less. Remember that ultimately, I wasn't the one who designed Treads) that isn't effecting Galloping Steel itself in any tangible way. Thus, even though it's not to my taste, I have no business stomping around demanding it be stopped.
>>26044398
>batshit
>>26044421
Then there would be shitposting.
>>26044430
Forever bullied
>>26044421
I'd play it
>>26044429
>>26044435
Shiny, please stop
>>26044468
Just so you know, neither of those were new ips.
Shiny's always a new ip.
>>26044468
>>26044429
>10:15
>>26044435
>10:43
>muh shiny boogeyman
>>26044468
You can't use Shiny as a scapegoat this time. The posts you're quoting were about 30 seconds apart. They can't both be from the same poster.
>>26044497
Then who was it?
>>26044497
>can't
The correct phrase you're looking for is 'unlikely to be'
>>26044497
>Implying shiny isn't just using two computers.
>Or multiple browsers.
>Or one computer and one phone on a mobile network to hide his IP address.
>>26044517
Anons memeposting in response to a pointless batpic.
Coltquest is actually pretty decent
>>26044352
That's not entirely true. I just like drawing stupid and funny shit and Stuff. And most if not all of the Treads bullying pics were actually requested by people. Although, bullying pones is funny to me it not like it's mutually exclusive.Also, recently I've found turning the hose on ponies is pretty funny... For me at least.
>>26044590
Close enough right?
>>26044550
Depends on what you're looking for in it. If you're expecting a deep story about a kid repairing from trauma you'll be disappointed, but if you're expecting a lewd quest it's fine.
>>26044430
I was confused by the meme until I realized it's pushed by people who don't play.
>>26044295
I want to see Coltshan take over as CEO of Shooting Stars Incorporated
What would happen if Innkeeper took over ButtQuest?
>>26044918
The butts would getflatter
>>26044928
treads and pot
would it work?
>>26044974
No.
Tanks aren't flat.
>>26044984
German tanks are.
>>26044974
Actually, I think that would work out just fine.
>POT: "Well, I'm off to make money and sleep around."
>TREADS: "Have fun at work, honey. I need to go drive a tank over big things until they become small things."
>POT: "You're fine with me sleeping around, right?"
>TREADS: "I'm only sexually attracted to things that can level a building."
>>26044974
Depends
But first we must ask the must important question
Is pot good with little mares?
>>26045057
Hmm, Pot's fetish IS property damage...
>>26044918
Anything you touch will turn to gold
>>26045134
Match made in heaven
>>26045134
>I'm sorry Sundance, I've found a mare who can REALLY satisfy me
>>26045181
>Sundance gets pissed
>They both wreck the Inn to win his love
>Pots jacking off behind the rubble
>>26045204
>Rarg! I'll show you property damage!
>Taste my composite rigid!
>Does braking this do it for you Pot!?
>Gunner, heat!
>>26045237
Cross over when
>>26045078
I think pot is better with big mares
But little mares can like him to if he gets them a gift
>>26045078
Its only the size of the property damage that matters
I sure do hope Innkeeper isn't busy today, that guy spolies us so much that you get the capitalism withdrawal and shakes from not playing.
>>26045237
AP ammo (whether regular or composite-rigid) isn't all that useful for causing properly damage, since all you do is poke a small hole. You want HE, HE-Frag or HESH for that.
So which CYOAs and QMs that we actually care about are still dead?
>>26045345
shut up nerd
>>26045345
She was targeting support struts.
>>26045346
r-rocketeer
>>26045364
Even so, why would you go for the shell that doesn't explode over the shell that explodes for property damage?
>>26045380
Because other ponies are in the building. Geez, are you trying to kill someone?
>>26045346
RITS
Active threads
Dirty Work: >>26042861
SS: >>26001676
Threshold: >>26041486
ButtQuest: >>25941092
Coltquest: >>26031482
Vampony: >>26031454
Urban Survival: >>25996685
Long Name: >>26031398
Trottingham: >>26040196
Space: >>25901652
YRWYS: >>26041573
Necroquest: >>26029016
Alchemy: >>25979911
Archipelago: >>26039125
Galloping Steel: >>26043559
11-54: >>25975103
>>26045237
Pot be all like "Boing!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
Hey guys, just wanted to let ya know that I'm not gonna be running tonight. I should be good for picking back up tomorrow, however.
>>26034090
And to the anon that drew this fanart; thank you! I don't really care what the quality of the art is - I'm just happy and excited that you drew it in the first place! I went ahead and redid it if you don't mind.
>>26045376
He's still dead?! Didn't he show up after a year or so of being dead, run one thread, then abandon ship again?
>>26045409
>cucked twice
>>26045389
Of course not, Anon. Th-that would be crazy.
>>26045389
>high fluff pillow round
>releases tons of fluff and a shockwave
>>26045407
sorry for not being able to bump it. the board moved faster then I thought it would. enjoy your evening.
>>26045433
>runs an interactive story about talking horses online
>thinks he isn't insane
>>26045345
HESH a shit, you bong-lover
>>26045463
lel hepfags go home
>>26044295
I wonder what quest would be turned to a snailquest by long name's QM
>>26045851
>Gets Curwhibbles.
>Wordcount up by 3000%
>>26045851
Switch Curwhibbles and Long Name.
The reason why you don't invite MC's to a funeral
>>26045881
>she's drop dead gorgeous
>>26045881
Because it's tacky to have Pot spreading STDs at a funeral.
http://imgur.com/pvkSrap
One of the things I did today.
The rest will be up some other time.
>>26045881
"Even I could find a more creative way to do it."
>>26045881
Her big friend in the quilt kept trying to steal the body.
>>26045992
>>26045911
>literally nothing showing in uncensored version.
come on, son. Why make a separate version for nothing?
>>26045870
Being so new to MLP's quest scene... I don't know what this is, how embarrassing. Could someone elaborate?
>>26046107
Curwhibbles had 30 day long threads with like twenty updates.
>>26046107
Curwhibbles is a satyr quest that would have threads up for a month. People would bump it endlessly waiting for the QM to tell them what's going on.
>>26045911
Fuckin noice
>>26046107
Is that you, long name man?
Factory exploration quest continues!
>>26046379
>>26046394
lel I care
>>26045407
Based.Thanks man. Really enjoying the quest.
>>26046394
Sometimes I sit down and wonder what it would feel like to be eaten by a carnivorous mutant plant.
>>26046992
Given the blood there it's petals would cut off any limbs outside of their grasp. Then traditionally carnivorous plants use acid to dissolve their pray. Their bell fills slowly with acid as they generate it over the course of hours. So you'd be screaming and bleeding everywhere until your throat is raw and bloody, then you get to sit and try to avoid the rising acid level. Then just deal with the pain as it slowly travels up your body until you finish bleeding out from ruptured veins in your lower body.
>>26047037
Neat.
>>26047037
So you think that the only reason Pepper died so quickly is because the flower snapped her head off or otherwise put her in a position where she couldn't breathe?
>>26047098
Her neck got caught between the petals and the description is of suffocation. I imagine it crushed her windpipe.
>>26047037
I learned something new on 4chan today
Hello, how are you all today?
>>26047619
Good, the usual
As a member of secret club, I would like to apologize for taking away vital discussion from /cyoag/
>>26047644
who are the members anyway?
>>26047644
Superior version obtained.
>>26047656
Pretty much anyone who hops on picarto.
>>26047656
anyone who shows up.
>>26047656
It's all Arch samefagging.
>>26047656
Namefags.
>>26048182
who all post anonymously. The worst kind of namefags.
>>26046114
>>26046125
It had such great writing and lovable characters. That quest would've been so glorious if it wasn't for the painfully slow updates.
damn it
Same question
Wild West CYOA
Would you?
>>26048432
As long as it's set in Applelosa. I want some kind of canon in my CYOAs
>>26048432
Sometimes I think you'd be happier in /tg/ since ponies just seem to be your window dressing for whatever you actually want to do.
Bathwater has a similar problem.
>>26048476
Oh please, Dandy is just SCP with ponies.
Lots of quests are and fics are.
>>26047644
>>26047666
>>26048348
Stop being passive aggressive.
It makes you look ike a cunt.
>>26048493
Yeah. Lots of quests have that problem.
Doesn't stop being a problem just because it's common.
>>26048518
I don't see it as a problem.
>>26048518
It doesn't really make it a problem to define it as a problem.
>>26048518
The thought process is typically, "I want to do ponies, but with..." or "I want to have ponies doing...", so regardless of the merits of the "X with ponies" model, saying those QMs would be happier at /tg/ is false.
>>26048536
I'd like to point out that X with ponies is distinct from ponies with X. One implies a base of ponies with something else on top a base of something else with ponies sprinkled on top.
>>26048545
That might be a fair point, except that the wording of >>26048518 , wherein "most" quests have that "problem", implies the anon isn't interested in making that distinction.
>>26048563
"most"? I said "lots"
>>26048573
My bad, but "lots" still implies a majority.
>>26048589
No it does not, I certainly haven't bothered to count. Maybe a half dozen of active quests have the problem, If that isn't enough to justify the word 'lots' go fuck yourself and then replace it with 'several'.
>>26048636
I'd prefer "a number of", but semantics will distract from the main point. Most QMs who have the "problem" are choosing to PB&chocolate combine two things they love, one of those being ponies. Take away either one of those things and they'd be less happy, making /tg/ a less fun choice for them, even if it might be a more sensible point in some purely objective (and thus, impossible to obtain in this situation, but hey, for the sake of argument...) sense.
>>26048432
Would it be anything like your last attempt at a western setting?
>>26048727
absolutely not
unf
>>26048678
>PB&chocolate
ew
>>26048727
What was it?
>>26048797
>hating on Reese's
get the fuck out
>>26048812
The "I don't know what the fuck to focus on" arc of Hijack.
>>26048812
terrible
we don't speak of itIt was supposed to be Steel's mission, but I fucked everything up before I got the blal rolling, so I abandoned it wholesale and tried to work with the remains
don't fuck quest when?
>>26048812
>go to Appleloosa
>don't even get cowboy hat
Steelie is worst tourist.
>>26048838
when puzzleanon comes back
>>26048838
is this what you are talking about?
a quest where you are a young nerdy (but very beautiful) earth pony trying to survive her first estrus. you need to go about your day, going to school, work, the shops, meeting friends, running errands, while trying not to get fucked during your first estrus, which is a particularly strong estrus that makes you wet at the sight of a stallion and makes any stallion within nose range hard. try not to ruin your bright future with a foal.
if so then i don't think anybody has decided to take it up yet.
>>26048866
>this entire premise
BUTTQUEST 2 WHEN
>>26048866
I'm so down for this.
>>26048866
>not knowing about horse abortion
TIME FOR DICK
>>26048866
Just obtain to silver nitrate and inject it into our womb, then we'll be fine
>>26048889
>>26048890
but that would ruin all the fun.although i guess a quest about a mare deep into heat trying to get fucked as much as she can would be fun too
>>26048898
that'd be better because in the first there's going to be people who want to lose and become the town broodmare.
>>26048905
those people are called trolls and are best ignored. they feed off of attention and drama.
>>26048898
Or go half-and-half with it. We're trying to give our first estrus to our childhood sweetheart, and so have to resist the temptation to let somepony else fuck us before he can.
>>26048912
You can't ignore a majority though.
And you're very likely to end up with a hentai game situation.
>o-oh no, my hips are moving on there own!
>>26048916
No anon, there must be no foals. Out school work depends on it
>>26048928
No foals,only a satyr.
>>26048916
>>26048869
>you will never corner quick fix in his home
>you will never stifle his screams of terror as you press your mouth over his
>you will never slam relentlessly atop his dick, rocking and creaking his bed with every pump
>you will never hear him breathlessly call your name as he shoot rope after sticky rope of his hot cum deep into you
>you'll never collapse onto him, spent and satisfied
>you'll never feel his hoof drawing weak circles on your butt
>you'll never tell him his score as you drift to sleep against his fuzzy chest>you will never have griz for sloppy seconds
Why
Even
Live
>>26048985
>you will never corner quick fix in his home
Like, full cicada block?
>>26049011
Of course
Upside down too, if only to get a head start on wetting his shaft
>>26049011
took me a minute
How understanding are players when QMs must take a break to do real life tasks before continuing?
>>26049234
yes
>>26049234
fucking normies reeee
>>26049234
depends on how long the break is.
>>26049286
>rocketeer
>>26049234
If it's a fast QM I'd like to be told, if it's a slow QM I don't care if it's less than an hour or two, if it's a glacial QM it doesn't really matter.
>>26049286
...Few weeks?
>>26049234
>>26049340
Oh, long term break. Do what you need to do, just tell your players and give an guess for when you'll be able to start again.
>>26049359
don't remind me.
>>26049340
As long as he doesn't disappear like fucking Aang without a word, that's alright for me
>>26049377
But then the bat nation attacked.
>>26049392
who is aang?
>>26049392
Is that another word for batfags and their fanon autism?
>>26049402
Some bald nerd.
>>26049402
What is google?
>>26049488
I think he means who's CYOA Aang to the bat nation.
>>26049492
>awkwardly worded sentence that implies we had a CYOA where the avatar fought the bat nation
I'd play it.
>>26049505
>the kekeke meteor approaches
>soon all bats will have the power of the master batfags
>>26049492
>>26049505
>>26049517
>Kekekek bats :^)
>>26049533
Fire Lord Shiny pls
>>26049549
Wait, I thought the bats WERE the fire nation in this hypothetical.
>>26049563
Yes.
>>26048866
what about that idea for a herding quest, where you need to gather up a large herd as quickly as you can, because if you don't have a larger herd than your brother before your father dies, then he gets all the families inheritance.
>>26049505
Fuck I'd definitely play that
>>26049573
Has potential. Better play a mare or buckle in for gay drama though.
>>26049718
Earth. Unicorn. Pegasus. Bat. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Alicorn kept balance between the Pegasus Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Unicorn States, and Bat Nation. But that all changed when the Bat Nation attacked. Only the Alicorn mastered all four forms of pony magic. Only she could stop the ruthless batfags. But when the world needed her most, she vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Bat Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Bat Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Alicorn was never reborn into the unicorns, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Alicorn will return to save the world.
>>26049753
that sounds incredibly autistic.
>>26049766
That was the idea, fire lord shiny.
>>26049776
It was supposed to be really really stupid. That was the whole point. We were joking about casting the bats as the fire nation and I wanted to point out exactly what that would look like. I'd never want to actually play that as a quest.
Is it time to complain about bat now?
>>26049807
Yes, just a single bat. Who should we complain about?
>>26049848
Nightlight
>>26049851
Complain all you want, but I know you wont be complaining about them hips
>>26049851
Nightlight a gud girl
dindo nuffin
only half bat anyway
>>26049870
that ass screams 100% bat to me
>>26049870
True. Let's complain about Tara instead. She has a face.
>>26049900
she does indeed have a face
>>26049899
i dunno lad
>>26049900
This is a face.
>>26049859
More like Nightbitch. Her ass covers up the fact that she has no personality.
>>26049848
Can we complain about Fruit Flank's family instead?
Serious talk for a moment here. The dude's dad is an adventuring hero that had the balls to stick his dick in a changling queen; at least twice. He adopts orphaned kids and race doesn't seem to matter, so I give him props for that.
So to start I want to bring up two things that bother me. First and foremost is his shitty job at teaching his kids to defend themselves. When your line of work is fighting monsters and recovering lost artifacts, you don't want your kids being easy targets. Yet Fruit Flank spends the majority of his time getting his ass beat.
The second thing is. What the hell is he doing NOW? You'd think he and Fruit's older siblings would be out and about doing stuff with the apocalypse going full swing. At the very least I'd expect him to show up to make sure his kid isn't dead somewhere.
>>26049947
>Complaining about that
Lol what a fag.
>>26049977
>all changeling females are Queens
Ok
>>26049987
>bees
>ants
>>26049987
Maybe he's picturing it like ants, but backwards.
>>26049987
>>26050004
I only “assume” that because Nips has specifically stated that Fruit's mother has not be involved in his or his sister's upbringing. I can't imagine a regular changling would be that terrible of a mother, where as a kid would be a nightmare to try and keep around.
Yes, I'm well aware what assuming does, but that makes some sense doesn't it?
>>26049999
Bee and ant hives are almost exclusively infertile females with haploid genotype, hatched from unfertilized eggs laid by the queen. Males are incredibly uncommon.
>>26049999
Bees and ants are all female except for the ones that impregnate a drone that becomes a queen quadAnon.
Waiting for random event.
>>26050026
>Fruit's mother has not be involved in his or his sister's upbringing.
Don't remind me
>>26049753
nyx?
>>26050073
Since I was trying to make a hyperautistic mashup of ponies and avatar, I'm going to say sure.
>>26050073
She's a big pony.
>>26050047
It's okay. He has a neurotic, overprotective sister that was probably like a surrogate mom. Likely gave him and the other young-lings bedtime snacks and tucked them, never forgetting to read them the latest Daring Do books or one of her dad's stories.I wish I had an overprotective big sister
>>26050117
Where the fuck do people get this information about fruits family
>>26050161
People just like making up headcanon about his family. Knowing Nips, the family is probably actually bland and flat.
>>26050161
their dicks
Where's the promised gambling quest?
>>26049922
it's a wonder how Shade hasn't got lost in that thing
I need more Semantic Error and Northern Excursion... Really hope SE doesn't remain incomplete...
>>26050117
Muh heart
>>26050161
nipscucks rofl
>>26049977
where are you getting all this information about fruity's family? i have been following the quest from the beginning and have not heard any of this. all i know is his father is an earth pony and had exotic taste in women. oh and he's probably rich.
>>26049977
The thing you have to understand is he is 1 of 20 siblings. Yes the dad probably TRIES to teach them how to at least defend themselves when they hit a certain age but with 20 kids, that's gotta be rough.
Also why would they be out and about hunting the same spirit that we are right now? We've already seen that not everybody knows about what's going on.
>>26050117
God damn that's cute. Stop making me wish nips would make that a real thing.
>>26050704
Actual content, word of author, and pure speculation mingle freely on this board. You know how when the show doesn't explain something a hundred headcanons show up to rectify the situation? That's a lot of what is happening here.
>>26050772
(citation needed)
whats the scariest monster you could face in a cyoa?
>>26050786
Inept.
>>26050786Yourself
>>26050772
(Citation Needed)
>>26050786
this thing i just doodled.
>>26050780
>>26050796
>[citation needed]
That was my whole point. If you have no idea where a fact ca e from, don't forget that there is always the possibility it came from nowhere and is just headcanon.
>>26050704
Nips talks alot about his quests in his picarto chats. He hasn't revealed very much though. We know that Fruit's dad is an adventure and Fruit has 19 siblings. All of which are somehow girls. Most of them also being adopted.
I've never personally seen Nips mention anything about his dad's ability to fight or his sibling's abilities to fight. Not sure where the whole fighting monsters and artifacts thing came from. Probably headcanon.
>>26050803
>two anons twisted and warped into one another
well thats sufficient nightmare fuel.
Any secret clubs around?
>>26050954
It's called sekrit for a reason :^)
>>26050954
Are you a peasant?
This thread is now a secret clud
>>26051008
Shut up Bob.
>>26051008
pls draw Easy getting banging by a jar of Skub pls :DDD
>>26051091
I think it is high time we decided what skub is made of. Thoughts, anyone?
>>26050117
Is that porn comic ever going to be finished? The one with the older sister.
>>26051130
It's extracted from tears of your enemies.
>>26051130
Wingpit extract.
>>26051146
Wow, well now I know who owns that company.
>>26051130
The anal anguish of those who dare stand up to CQ
>>26051138
>>26051150
Floral created it along side her plant growth products?
>>26051130
memes obviously
>>26051130
Tears and anal anguish have both been suggested, so some form of despair is clearly a crucial component. Maybe it comes in different flavors depending on what sort of unspeakable sorrow it is made out of.
>>26051272
How do we get mango flavor?
>>26051272
I wonder how failure tastes like.
What's a good writefag prompt for an epic boss fight?
>>26051336
>Shade, we need to talk. Your waifu, she's... shit
>>26051336
>Who...Who ate the last cookie?
>>26051336
>kekekeke
>>26051336
>"So...my little Fruitloop thinks he's all grown up and ready to take on the world.....show me.
>>26051336
>you're to late Blitz
>I've already activated the device
>Already it gathers power from the greatest force in the universe
>Puns
>Once it has completed this dark task, I will ascend to godhood!
>And this world will be left broken and barren of all puns...
>Forever
>>26051392
>>26051336
>TANKS. ARE. REAL.
>>26051336
>Just 50 bucks for CC
>Boss fights DLC separate
>>26051426
Bats are too :^)
