>"Amazing!"
>"A hu-man..."
>"Like in the ancient legends"
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
BR?
>>26037160
>>26037160
Didn't your mom hang out with a human? Megan, I think her name was?
>>26037160
yeah,cool.
did the ancient legends said something about my "erect cock of doom"?
>>26037160
Sup, nerd?
Where all the white horses at?
>>26037214
Rarity is too busy sucking another stallion's dick
>>26037224
Where do I take a number?
>>26037229
You have to get one from sweetie, she's over by the front desk.
>>26037240
thanks m8
>>26037170
i report u gibe money plox
seu filho de uma puta sugadora de rola do cacete
>>26037160
Legends... oh this will be good (asks her to tell you about these legends )
I didn't ask for this!
>>26037160
Just sit on my god damn face
>>26038807
mah nigga
>>26038807
just like in the legends!
>>26038807
>"The prophecy will be fullfilled!"
>>26038807
And tell me that you love me
>>26037229
>willingly using a used shit pone
>"he he, talking horse"
>>26037160
>hu man
>hu
>man
>"Hu-man"
>>26040012
there are at least 16 different possibilities of chinese pronounciation, not respecting the meaning of the homophones
>>26037160
Ayy lmao
Ponys have stories of beings, who rose their species up from beasts to feel the light of intelligence. Beings who protected them, raised them, and kept them safe. Beings, who went working with Ponies, would come together to create something greater than their two parts. They remember these beings as hunters, who rode horses and fought against predators to make the world safe for these beings and horses.
They've immortalized these beings in the stars, under the constellation Orion the Hunter.
>>26040047
- hu1: 38
- hu2: 51
- hu3: 11
- hu4: 50
total for "hu": 150
- man1: 2
- man2: 23
- man3: 8
- man4: 21
total for "man": 54
mathematically speaking, there are 8100 possible meanings for the phrase "hu man" in high chinese, most of which are probably nonsense
>>26040098
We need more on this
>>26040098
this
surpresses, "forbidden" and controversial knowledge about a magnificent species of upright striding creatures who built the ancient wonders, the pyramids and taught the fledgling races astrology, spirituality and more
>>26040378
greens of Annunaki humans
>>26037160
Actually it's pronounced He-Man, my miniature unicorn friend.
>>26039072
that's a nice twi butt
>Day 1: I have taken the human into the castle, the moment we arrived he began complaining that it wasn't the tree house, how he knows of it is beyond me
>Day 2: The human seems to have difficulty pronouncing names, insisting on calling me "book horse" as well as other odd nicknames for my friends
>Day 3: Discovered the human masturbating in the bathroom, that was pretty gross
>Day 4: The human has attempted to "woo" approximately seventeen mares and Spike, after several rejections he went back to the castle and began crying
>Day 5: He's still crying
>Day 6: This is getting creepy
>Day 7: The human went to the schoolhouse today, I assumed it was to learn about more Equestrian history but all he did was grab one of the fillies and make a run for it. Thank Celestia I managed to stop him, who knows what he was planning on doing
Day 8: The human has proven he cannot be trusted after going to Sugarcube corner and screaming "right arrow rape!" while removing his pants, I have decided to keep him restrained for all future trips around ponyville
>Day 9: The human claims I am violating his rights and demanded he send a letter to Celestia, I allowed it assuming Celestia would ignore it, I was mortified when Celestia sent it back with another letter asking "what's a nigger?"
>Day 10: I tricked Fluttershy into taking the human for two bits, he's her problem now
>>26040622
>mfw I'd like to green about pruple smart writing a scientific journal about the annunaki human
>tfw I can't remain on the computer for extended period of times
>tfw I can't leave anything open while not on it
sharing puters feels bad, man
>>26037160
Meanwhile Anon can't understand horse
>>26037160
writefags
>>26040622
kek. more of this.
>>26038834
do these faggots not know what kicks are?
>>26042973
>TFW faggots in fights don't know how to kick properly
>Grab their legs and push them over when the kick
kek
>>26043123
youd be surprised how shit some of them are
>>26037160
Just fuck my shit up, smart purple horse.
>>26045680
>"That wasn't on my books..."
>>26037160
>Twilight starts talking in some ancient language Anon can't understand
>"Yoo fokn wot, mate? Ahll hooc yoo in da gebber."
>>26046358
"Twilight"
"That is niggerish, I speak english"
>>26046375
>"So hol up hol up."
>She smacks her lips profusely.
>"So you be sayin."
>She gets jiggly with it.
>"Yooz a hue man."
>She visibly evolves from a pony.
>>26037160
"Yes, little pony. I am one of the Hue-men. They call me 'Green'"
>anon pretends to be a color coded super hero
>>26046466
>Anon actually is a color-coded super hero
>>26046466
reminds me of
>pic related
>>26046466
>>26046598
Yeah, but what aspects of life or the internet could possibly fit into the other colors?
>>26040622
where can i find more of this
>>26040622
>anon is under fluttershy's watch now
>all to his plans
>>26037160
>Anon decides to exploit humanity's legendary status for all it's worth
"I AM LORD BARGLEBROTH, COME FOR YOUR SOULS! ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE MY STYLE!"
>>26046839
Red is the jock
Blue is the normie
Yellow is that cute girl who normie fucks
Black is a basketball American
Pink is Chad's girl
>>26037160
>>26046466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4wq5_5dUhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv18JJLJ6As
Another fag continuing >>26040622
>Day 11: While the human may not be under my care, I feel it's still my duty to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. He stayed inside the cottage all day.
>Day 12: The human went out with Fluttershy into the Everfree. I followed them and found him speaking with Zecora before she handed him a book. He picked a bouquet of flowers for "Flutters" as they walked home. Something's not right.
>Day 13: I was right to be concerned. Those flowers were poison joke and now the human can't stop laughing at FlutterGuy and comparing her to "Mufassa" - whoever that is. He's been confined to the house.
>Day 14: Fluttershy spent the day at the spa while Zecora cured her voice. Meanwhile her house has been floating around outside Sugarcube corner before Pinkie hoofed over a paper bag. I've firmly grounded the house and taken the human back. He is just too dangerous to be left alone. I am sending a letter recommending he live with the princesses.
>Day 15: Celestia has accepted! Meanwhile I am keeping watch on the human. He has decided to refuse to use the toilet in protest to his "mistreatment". As I attempted to explain why, he flung his faeces at me, shouting "SCORE!"
>Day 16: Princess Celestia arrived in person to take charge of him. Upon her arrival, even the human bowed low before raising up and shouting "PRAISE THE SUN FAGGOTS!"
>Celestia was actually amused. I am now a lot more worried
>>26046648
>Spirit
You dense motherfucker! How can you not know who that is?!
Wasn't this board supposed to have come from /co/ originally?! You dumb nigger, stupid nigger!
>>26048224
That is a main hero from "The Spirit"(2008).Check yourself, before wreck yourself.
>>26048337
1/3
>>26048337
>>26048408
2/3
>>26048337
>>26048408
>>26048413AH HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA
>>26046451
Fukken kek
>>26040622
Sweet lord!
Someone cap this!
>>26048408
>>26048413
>>26048417
>Trying to cover himself
In the first silhouetted picture he's clearly wearing a red tie, not a red scarf.
You were wrong.
It's okay.
>>26048207
More when?
>>26037170
>kurwa
>>26048000
>tfw Telltale will never make Season 2
