The Creator of God, and the ultimate pone:
Thy beauty is peerless.
>>26035018
Want this card for your collection?
>>26035162
>Dat flavortext
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>26035162
Extremely Saved.
>>26035110
Puncess Carlostia: 'Why your Supremeness, I guess it would be appropriate for you to be armed with aPanzerlauren.'
>>26035018
Would(Not)HaveChildrenWith/10
>1935
>Faust
>Pony
...thus it was prophecised.
From an issue of the monthly "Judge Dredd Megazine":...what would Judge Dredd's Best Pony be?
>>26035289
>erected
So it was, anon. So it was...
>>26035274
>Fausticorn's mother
>Thus Creator of Creator of God
>MILF
I'd hit that with the force of over 9000 Big Bangs.
Dem long lashes
Is also for sexual
>rape
>>26035162
how does that work?
>>26035410
I'd love to go to the con and meet them
>>26037008
same
>>26035018
>>26035289
>>26035379
We can go deeper......into autism
http://youtu.be/RdKtObBYdcUSome of his points are actually kind of spooky
>>26035018
I was born into this mighty kingdom during the McCarthy reign, so I have no experience of her predecessor. Newfagians, I believe you call us.
Tell me, what was her reign like?
I want to cum inside Fausticorn.
>>26038034
she was usurped because she could not produce an heir to the throne
>>26038435
And they next in line issued an erasure on history of the supreme one. Now we are the ones left behind. Remembering a glorious time the Hasbro Kingdom wishes to forget
>>26038034
It was an era of peace, justice, freedom, and prosperity. Thou can pity thou couldn't witness it
Alas, this bard >>26038495 also sayeth the truth
>>26035018
Why is she so perfect?
If Faust had had her way there would be no Rarity. Take that however you want to.
>>26035018
Y'all niggas ain't got no respect for Bonniecorn.
I am but an humble Anon from the time before Fausticorn
let me tell you a tale:
It was a lonesome land, not a fellow Anon like me for many leagues (If not the only one!).
I could only visit in secret, or I'd be reprimanded on sight if I were discovered that I liked little colorful equines.
The first ponies were cute, playful and very welcoming, they fought many creatures to pave the way for their children.
Bonniecorn had created something good, but left before an heir could be named.
Technology progressed and they lost touch with their heritage and started becoming too feminine
Their children never knew the evils their grandparents fought for the peace they take for granted and only wished to shop and talk about boys and dresses
Their foals were an abomination to the eyes! The "sounds" that came out of their mouths could make your ears bleed!
I could no longer recognize the beautiful equines I once fell in love with.
For years, I had to endure this degradation of what were once strong, brave equines.
My love began to wain and I visited less often, I could not stand what they had become!
I had given up hope in seeing them ever becoming like they once were.
In my dismay, I turned my back and as I was about to swear them off forever, when Fausticorn's voice rang out and said "I have heard your plight, my dear Anons! I have transcended to reign in a new era!"
With her new found magic, the lands trembled from her power!
Tidal waves washed the lands of the vile creatures that plagued them
the world morphed, becoming something new, yet had a reminiscence of the past.
Other Anons began dotting the lands.
Most are younger than me, but a surprising number were of the same generation and they were all experiencing the same love and joy I had all but forgotten I once had for these little ponies
I turned to thank her, but her visage began to disappear, her last words struck my very core, "You were never alone, Anon." and I wept, for I was finally home.
>>26035018
If Faust doesn't care about the show, why do you care about her?
>>26035018
Objection.
She's...:
>>26040892
... a hack.
bemp
>>26040892
a mediocre writer, but a decent designer.
>>26042216
Everyone likes to shit on her writing but wasn't she mainly a story-boarder?
>>26040892
...a friend to all pones.
>>26040900
>a hack
...who kills himself with his own axe.
>>26035018
That abandons you after one season
>>26035018Mom, why did you leave us.
>>26043111
the irony of calling her mom
>>26042480
What's the deal with that gif? Is it the same scene that's been basically recycled for 3 different episodes or was it part of a running gag in one episode or what?I watch the show I swearMy memory is just really shit
>>26046289
Appleblooms inception dreams, each time it got a bit crazier
plenty of other things in the BG of those scenes too
>>26046322
Shit, which episode was this? I don't remember it at all. Is it the one where Luna calmed her nightmares and gave her a life lesson/confidence boost?
>>26037327
What would Tracy think of him?
>>26046335
bloom and gloom
>>26035018
>The ultimate form of quitting because you can't have your way
It's shit
>>26046289
Oh shit I love that gif, if only to taunt ocd autists.
>>26046335
Bloom and gloom nigga
>>26046359
thanks m8
I'm disappointed there's hardly any good porn of her on db
>>26036647
It just replaces Twilight as the start card(for TSSSF).
>>26043024
Love that image!
>>26048791
What I would give to tap that
>>26044190
Why? I am new to pone and wish to know more.
>>26049138
rumor is is she had a miscarriage
>>26051579
Dance my puppet
DANCE
>>26053037
>2010 was 6 (six) years ago
Where the hell did all the time go?
>>26035018
she's cute
