>"Anon, I've learned a spell that makes me immune to gag reflexes."
>"Can you think of any spell as useless as that?"
>>26029399
>unzips dick
>rape
>>26029399
yeah, any spell that makes you into more of a mary sue. (which im sure we will see more of)
>>26029399
Do you have a spell that makes yourself shut the fuck up?
And nobody else?
Huh?
>>26029399
A spell that would take away my refractory period.
>>26029492
Oh yes, so very, very sure.
>>26029399
Yes. Swallow these.
>>26029399
I don't get the joke.
can someone explain?
>>26029550
underage b&
>>26029399
I know, right? Horses don't have gag reflexes!
>>26029550
This site is 18+ bucko, do I need to tell your mommy that what you're doing?
>>26029570
These ponies do, there was an episode where one of the background ponies threw up in a bucket.
>>26029593
I know
But it was the only thing I could think of
>>26029568
>>26029581
I'm 20 years old.
I just don't get the joke.
she's talking about eating alot all at once so she don't gag.
>>26029399
a spell that makes grass blue
>>26029568
>>26029581
Do either of you remember the name of that kid who asked for r34 and ended up having his parents called by some nor/mlp/eople? I want to laugh again.
>>26029618
>lying
>>26029618
If you're 20, then I'm a marine with 300+ confirmed kills
>>26029618
Have you lived under a rock or with an extremely Christian household? Like if you're actually 20 you would get the joke. No one here is gonna spoon feed you this shit. If you don't get it you shouldn't be on a site like 4chan
>>26029399
Oh, Twilight, you have a lot to learn. And today, I'll be the teacher.
>>26029652
Nah but that was some good shit. Someone should have a cap of that thread
>>26029654
Kris Kyle?
I didn't know you liked MLP, its an honor sir!
>>26029618
If she doesn't gag that means you can stick your wiener down her throat and she won't gag.
and it makes you feel good.
>>26029683
are you actually retarded
>>26029659
We went to church every sunday.
My dad always told me to bag my poo, so he could see if I had sinned recently, and I was homeschooled by my mom, she told me she never wanted me to endure the "Disgusting Public schools"
Is that an "Extremely Christian household" because our preacher always told us we were what jesus wanted us to be.
>>26029742
Outstanding b8, here is your free reply.
>>26029678
There's an article on some wiki somewhere, I just can't find it.
Anyone at least remember the kid's name?
>>26029754
I'm serious.
Is it that weird?
>>26029742
Not enough, your father should have had you nailed to a cross for everyone else's wrongdoing
>>26029776
On an average sense yes.
>>26029758
Found it.
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/432335-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
>>26029822
Kek.
>>26029916
I'm serious.
is there something wrong with me?
>>26029959Pleasestop.
>>26029979
Fine.
you're no fun.
>>26029399
A spell that adds more wings and horns to your body.
>>26029568
>FJ filename
>>26029652
Felix Jenson I think. It was definitely Felix but I'm not so sure about the surname, though Jenson sounds right.
>>26030187
You're a bit l8, m8.thx tho bb
>>26029399
https://derpibooru.org/1047336?scope=scpe6d253352d9f3c792238b9ad1cd93f7c03232e437
>>26030187
Jensen, stupid.
>>26029399
Twilight I said it before you don't have to hurt yourself to please me, if it lets you breath as you chug my cum on the other hand, then what are you waiting for, we dont have to have a audience.
>>26029399
"Uhhhhh...I have one thing in mind that you could use it for."
>"what is it anon Tell me!"
"...wasabi..."
>"..."
"..."
>"OK!"
>>26030847
damn son
>>26031485
PONY IS VERY FOR SEXUAL
>>26029399
>Anon attempts to cast "Fist".
>Casts "Lose Spaghetti" instead.
>>26029742
Couldn't poo in the loo
>>26029742
This isn't a cringe thread pls anon
