What's your excuse for not sleeping with Scootaloo every night?
>>26027793
Because I am sleeping with best princess
>pic related
>>26027793
That I'm autistic, but not THAT autistic.
>>26027881
Me too. Except I'm sleeping with best non-princess librarian book horse. :)
>>26027793
because it seems quite pedophillic... also my waifu is Fluttershy so I sleep with her
>>26027793
Beacuse I'm not an orphan molester. Im not like you are one of them OP. Everybody knows you are attracted to the opposite sex.
>>26027793
I'm not sexually attracted to chickuns
>>26027793
Because I am not a thinly veiled pedo
>>26027793
Chris Hansen lives next door
>>26028637
>not wanting to sexually molesta flyless bird
>>26027793
She's orange and doesn't have a bow.
>>26028681
I've seen literal chicken fucking, and it isn't a pretty sight
>>26028242
With or without wings, she's the cutest, most adorable, and most desirable sexy pony that here is.
>>26028733
>most desirable sexy pony that here is.
that's a matter of opinion, but all ponies are cute and adorable by default
>>26027793
Because I already spent $40 on a plushie of my waifu
>>26028850
$40
pffft
for a little more, you can get a slightly bigger one
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Life-size-Vinyl-Scratch-aka-DJ-Pon-3-45-custom-plush-free-shipping-/121806932699?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&nma=true&si=NJRBuZtmuQxW%252BIT36SW9SFibpDQ%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc
>>26028964
$40 was a lot for a neet though, which I was at the time when I bought it
>>26028763
but anon, dubs spoke the truth
>>26029164
the "truth" is different for everyone
>>26029186
>being this delusional
Pretty sure my wife wouldn't appreciate it
>>26029214
>not being delusional
>>26029235
>Having a disgusting 3d wife
I hope she cheats on you and gives you herpes.
Generic shitpost
>>26027793
Because I don't want to reveal my power level to anyone who may enter my domain.
Pic related
>>26029186
Truth are perceived separately.
For example. "Normal" winter weather where I live is basically devoid of snow, owing to the fact that I live in a desert. Someone in, say, Arkansas would probably see this as incorrect, because they live somewhere with plenty of snow.
These truths are both correct, because truth is subjective.
You are confusing them with facts, which are proven truths that apply to everyone.
For example, humans need water to survive.
This is a fact.
How much they need, however, would be a truth, because that varies based on a variety of things (physical activity during the day, for example).
Hope I cleared that up for you.
>>26029784
>>26029186
Meant to quote
>>26029214
>>26029847
I don't really care, I hope you know that. But I am glad it took you almost an hour to write that.
>inb4 i do care cuz i replied
