Hopefully this time we get finally a writefag.
>Discord snaps his claws and OP is sent to the gay bath house.
>>26024045
Summon me to the gay bath house
>>26023964
Fuck off with this garbage. Only fat high school girls ship
>>26023964
I'm just going to leave this here.
>>26024045
>"Finally, we're alone..."
>Discord slides up to Celestia.
>The Alicorn blushes.
>Before she can speak, a banana cream pie is softly pressed agaibst her face.
>There is a moment of silence before she giggles.
>Celestia wipes some of the pie off with her hoof and licks it.
>As Discord is about to let off a guffaw, Celestia surprises him with a quick peck to the cheek.
>>26024074
No. They ship Fluttercord because it feeds their dream of having the power to change a man just by being born with a vagina.
>>26024330
>IDW
... I have nothing to say that has not already been said thousands if times before.
>>26024074
If that was the case, FiMFiction wouldn't be like 90% romance stories.
>>26023964
Dislestia was fully abandoned in S3
>>26025080
Your fucking lying anon. Why are you lieing this hard?
>>26025135
You know this was a apology?
>shipping general
>>26024330
This please.
Dislestia sucks. I mean, why you guys want to force discuck to love celestia when it's not even canon?
>shipping
>any ship
>at all
>>26026358
>not wanting favourite characters to hook up
>not caring for any characters as anything than personal sex toys
>>26026547
>Discord
>Favorite
Unlikely. He's basically a neutered dog now.
>>26025684
>giving a shit about canon
>>26027146
Meh. It was either that or have him be stoned forever.
>>26027777
Damn. My first quads.
>>26027777
Quads confirm shipping good
Canon!!!
>>26027777
Stoning confirmed for best option.
>>26027954
you forgot picture to your post
>>26028459
No, he didn't. The only canon couples are already married.
>>26024596
So, they "prank" each other then?
>>26023964
>dislestia
>>26027777
>>26027785
>first quads
NEWFAG ALERT
>>26032853
Isn't Discord older than her?
>>26023964
"You... fucked him?"
>"I was young and irrational, Anonymous!"
"Oh god..."
>You stare up at the ceiling, dejected
>Welp
>Finally get in bed with the sun goddess
>And then you learn that fact
>Not that you really mind her having a past sexual history
>You've always been more casual about that shit anyway
>But Discord?
>You and him have a bit of a history
>"Oh! Anonymous! Celestia!"
>You don't react
>He has most likely already won
>"D-Discord! What are you doing here?"
>"Oh, I just wanted to pop in on some old friends. And since you two were in the same place, well, I couldn't resist."
>The sheets disappear off the top of you
>"Ooooh, naughty naughty naughty."
>"DISCORD!"
>"Why, Celestia, you're not using condoms anymore! Good choice, really, the cum-in-pussy look is good on you!"
>"DISCORD, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL-"
>"Oh, hush, Celestia. I just wanted to talk to my good friend Anonymous."
>Discord is suddenly above you
>"Hey, buddy! Why did you leave me out of the fun, hmmm?"
"Do what you must."
>Discord blinks
>"What?"
"You heard me."
>"Oh, alright."
>Discord shoves his rear end downwards
>Your muscles clench a bit
>Holy shit, what even is-
>"Do you like it, Anonymous?"
>You grimace
>Mother fucker....
"Yep."
>"Good. Because I'm going to ride you for so long your pelvis is never going to feel the same."
https://derpiboo.ru/1061997
>>26023964
>Giving Discord veritable power over the sun
Yeah, this'll work out well
You guys are all fags. Nyx and Celestia is best ship
>>26033428
Need more.