Awkward boner in during bath.
>>26021507
Them or the person giving them a bath?
>>26021507
Which do you prefer, /mlp/? Sweetie or Rumble?
Did somebody say Bath Thread?
>>26021534
I want to fuck both.
>>26021534
sweetie of course, just look at that happy slime
>>26021534
I would both but Sweetie
>>26021552
> look at that happy slime
>>26021534
they are both very fuckable
>You foalsit the two of them
>After bath-time's, done Rumble calls to you because he's embarrassed about showing Sweetie his...."thing"
>Sweetie Belle doesn't get his problem, so after drying off, you send her downstairs, allowing her to help herself to snacks and TV
>Meanwhile, you decide to help Rumble deal with his little errection somehow
>>26021507Rumble already looks like a filly minus the eyelashes. I'll hit the delicious trap
>>26022692
Meant for
>>26021534
>>26021534
RUMBLE
I want to be his big bro
I want to play with him everyday
I want to be like a father to him
I want to molest him at night and make him wear a skirty for me
I want to cuddle with him
I want to tell him that everything will be okay
I want to watch him grown up into a stallion
I want him to be beside me in my last time on Equestria
I want to say goodbye to him as I die and he cries over my dead body
I want to stalk him as a ghost meanwhile he gets older
I want to wait for him in the afterlife as we get to the second life
I want to repeat that
>>26022692m-more?
>>26021507
>in during bath
>>26021507
that's a large bath
>>26023943
UU
UU
>>26021507
>Awkward boner in during bath.
You're talking about Sweetie Bell right?
>>26021534
Scootaloo
>>26023975
sweetie belle fucking cuntboy rumble
>>26022692
>you will never molest Rumble in front of a clueless Sweetie
>>26024305
>Sweetie gets all giggly, thinking you have a crush on her
>Rumble's shifting his hindlegs trying to hide his semi
>>26021507
>not an awkward fart
>>26022692
wine takes time
>>26023386
More.
>>26023393
who da hell edited that?! i believe i wrote ''during bath''!
>>26021545
Pedo is right, but gay?
>>26021534
Rumble Superior. Sweetie Inferior
>>26021534
>>26023018
>I want to play with him everyday
>I want to be like a father to him
>I want to molest him at night and make him wear a skirty for me
One of these things is not like the others
>>26025641
"I want to be like a father to him"
>>26025641
being like a father and molesting go together, but my father never played with me everyday so clearly that's the one off
>>26021507
I really like his manen-n-no homo
Green. NOW.
>>26025553
>Pedo is right
You are pedo by instinct. Similarly, you are homo by genetic defects. So if you condone pedo, you are a fucking hypocrite if you don't condone homos either.
>>26026519
I tried that
>>26021534
I would for both of them to grow old andwatch them have concensual sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>>26021534
rumble
QT.
>>26026609
I would only do the left one
>>26026609
>homo by genetic defects
>not knowing homosexuality is actually evolutionarily advantageous, because if one parent dies the other can find a new partner when they're scarce
>>26028444
>promiscuity is emotionally advantageous
I don't know how it's in your head, but ladybugs and rabbits aren't the dominating species
>>26028476
Yeah, it's us and spiders.
So I guess the trait leads to dominance is killing bugs, and valuing female life over male life.
>>26028476
First, it was a joke. Second, tell that to australia.
>>26021552
I'd give her some happy slime, if you know what I'm sayin'.
If you catch my drift.
If you're smokin' what I'm rollin'.
If you're smelling what I'm stepping in.
I'd cum in her mane.
>>26029599
Patriarchies do value female lives over male lives, just some details vary. There has never been a "real" patriarchy in the Western world, ever.
>>26026519
Idiot. The book needs to be The God Delusion. Of course it didn't work.
>>26021534
Make her simulate pregnancy by making her drink large quantities of water
>>26026519
*Infernal angry writefag sounds*
Be Anon
>Be currently chasing Rumble through the entire house
>The hallway, the kitchen, all places except for one place: the bathroom
>Good the doors and windows were closed so he couldn’t fly away the house
>"But Anon, I don't want to take a bath with her! Go away!"
“Stop being a scared colt and be a stallion, this is your chance to shine with her! Don’t you like her?”
>”I… kind of do… but that is so wrong!”
>He keeps flying away from you as he answers
“What’s wrong? Is your chance! I’m babysitting both of you and you shouldn’t waste this opportunity, back when I was your age I would have taken this opportunity and shoved my peepee right in her donut”
>”Eww… that’s disgusting!”
>Now Rumble was flying near the roof and you couldn’t catch him
>Fuck, do you need to bring your swatter for this shit?
“Get off the roof right now!”
>”Make me!”
>Rumble sticks out his tongue at you and raised his right hoof at you
>Was he trying to give you the birdie?
“What do you want; you want me to watch over you two as you bath or something?”
>”I… wouldn’t mind” Rumble started mumbling and slowly nodding
“So that’s a yes? Are you sure you aren’t into males? I swear you have a crush on that brown colt that plays videogames all day”
>Rumble quickly flew almost in front of your face giving you a serious look
>”I don’t like Button Mash! He… we… we are best friends! That’s it!”
>He finishes his dialogue with a scrunchy face
>How cute, he sure must love that colt then
>>26034443
“Riiiight. If you want, next week I can ask his mother to take care of him so you two can ‘play’ together”
>Rumble flies almost at your side getting angry at your implications
>”Anon! I said that-“
>You take advantage of the situation and catch him with your two big hairy ape arms
>”Wah!”
“Gotcha!”
>”Aaaaaaanooooon” Rumble started to give you more scrunchy reactions as he tried to escape
>There is no escape.jpg
”What? Isn’t he your best friend? Alright, I won’t invite him over; let’s go to the bath then. There is a filly waiting for you”
>Rumble muffled some words as you walked right to the bath
>You bet he was cursing you or something
>His brother shouldn’t say bad words around him
>Or maybe he stalked him and learned some stuff
>Imagine if Rumble stalked his big brother meanwhile Thunderlane had sex with those two sisters… Damn is Thunderlane lucky. You bet he is having a threesome right now with them on his house
>Why aren’t you a horse? Or at least a donkey? That way your dong would expand through the skies and penetrate all the horse pussy
>Nah, you are already an ass
>At least Rumble won’t fly away; neither will he escape with his wings on water when he takes his bath with Sweetie Belle
>”…I kind of like him too… But like a best friend!”
>D’aww. How cute, little colt got a crush on someone with his same sex
“Is okay buddy, all is good if you say ‘no homo’, trust Uncle Incognito”
>Rumble looked at you with a confused face
>”Wasn’t your name Anonymous?”
“No no, that’s what my uncle said. Although he was like the black sheep of the family and nobody listened to his shenaningas”
>>26034664
>Sweetie Belle’s house wasn’t very big; you two arrived at the bathroom very quick
>And in the bath was already Sweetie Belle taking her bath
>She was playing with the bubbles of the bath as waiting for you and Rumble
>Damn she looks so adorable playing, so innocent, so childish
>You’d tap that
>Too bad you aren’t a filly or a colt to do lewd things with her
>One of these days you should ask Twilight and see what happens
>…
>Nah, you’re good. You like being the last human in this world
>Sweetie didn’t mind taking a bath with Rumble, but Rumble… oh boy, sure he is a coward
>”Mmfmmmfmm….”
>Yep, more mumbling coming from him
“Hey Sweetie Belle, little Rumble is shy so I’ll give him some company. You don’t mind being in the same bathroom with big ol’ Anon?”
>”Nope! Don’t mind you mister Anonymous!” she said, with her squeaky voice
“’aight, time for some bathing Rumble”
>Rumble doesn’t responds as you put him carefully in the bath near Sweetie Belle
>He was starting to glow a bit red in his cheeks
>You sit near the bath and watch them
>Not creepy at all, right? Thanks Rumble, you big coward
>”Is the water hot, Rumble? Your face is getting a bit red…”
>Sweetie Belle started approaching Rumble, but Rumble backed away a bit
>”I’m fine! Just fine! No need to touch anything…”
>Rumble gave Sweetie a nervous smile and a squeak
>”Okay then! No touching!”
>Sweetie Belle started using her magic, levitating a brush near her and she started brushing her mane
>Rumble was looking around as if trying to search a way to escape
>>26035035
>Just take the damn bath already; this is just a waste of time
>YOUR precious time of course
>Then you heard a ‘beep’ coming from the kitchen
>Ugh, smells like beans
>…
“The beans! I left them and forgot about them! I’ll be right back in a few minutes, kids!
>Rumble already gave you a sad look, one that said ‘you betrayed me!’
>Hell if you weren’t lying! The beans are important too!
>You stand up and start exiting the bathroom
>As you exit the bathroom, the door closes behind you with a tiny ‘click’
>The fuck?
>You put your hand on the knob and try opening the door
>It was stuck. But how? Who? Did Sweetie close the doo-
*Beep beep beep beep*
“God damn the beans are burning!”
>Questions later! Beans now!
Be Rumble
>Anonymous just betrayed you!
>He left you for beans! Single and simple beans!
>And you are alone with Sweetie Belle now…
>Why did she used her magic to close the door all of the sudden? No… she locked us in the bathroom! Was that on purpose? What she wanted to you with you?
>W-well, nothing can go wrong, right? RIGHT? Just the two of you alone in a bathroom naked, right!? …Well ponies don’t often wear clothes, so…
>”Hey Rumble~”
>You take a gulp. Sweetie Belle was starting to give you some romantic bedroom eyes as she was getting closer and closer to you
“Y-yes, Sweetie Belle?”
My connection is failing, more tomorrow.
Sure if the thread is still alive.
>>26035150
you cocktease
>>26035197
Blame the connection, not the writefag.
You guys wanted green, you guys will get green.
>>26028444
>Evolution ally advantageous
>Not producing offspring
Nigga you mega-jigga-wat m8?
Bumpareno
>>26035150
MOAR!!! i had a weird boner while reading the last part.
>>26034443
>Fuck, do you need to bring your swatter for this shit?
Unf
Makes me wish we were in >>26013236
>>26035150
more
>>26022692
More.
>>26035150
>You will never give a colt a handy just to see his reaction to hands.
N-no homo.
>>26021507
>Foal: SB, I don't have foreskin...
>SB: HAHAHA FUCKING JEW!!!
Shit you guys still alive
Well I oversleep, so give me a few minutes, i'll drink some coffee and continue
>>26039501
yay!
>>26039501
>wondering why we haven't an heroed yet
good morning to you, too
>>26035150
GOD I WANTBEANSNOW!
>>26035150
>”You are cute, you know that? Just like your brother…”
>You don’t answer as she swims closer and closer to your side like a predator going for his prey
>You take a gulp again. You were sweating bullets every time Sweetie got closer to you
>You wanted to fly away, but you couldn’t get your wings in a comfortable position to fly. You were doomed, weren’t you?
>Sweetie Belle now was at your side, eyeing your body from up and down
>Well, she only eyed the visible parts of your body, your territory and safe zone was pretty much hide underwater
>”Rumble… do you spy over your brother, don’t you? We are curious kids after all… You know what he does in his private times right? I do know what my sister does…”
“You mean… when my brother plays with Flitter and Cloudchaser to the cowboy?”
>”Ye- wait”
>Sweetie Belle looked at you with a confused look on her face
>”Cowboy?” she squeaked
“Y-yeah! I sneaked one time to his room and I was under his bed, trying to surprise him. Then he started to yell from time to time ‘Baby I’m your cowboy, call me cowboy!’ with Flitter answering in a weird tone ‘Daddy, you’re my cowboy~’” you tried to imitate her tone so Sweetie Belle could understand “Pretty weird, uh? I think Cloudchaser was holding a camera and I think she got sick because she was sweating under her hind legs”
>Sweetie Belle started processing everything you said
>”…okay, you pretty much know what’s up then?”
>What’s up? Well… your brother was up to Flitter if they were playing to the cowboy, so maybe you know what’s she asking
“Yeah, I guess”
>”Good, then let’s play like them!”
“Are we gonna play to the cowboy? On the bath? Wouldn’t that be weird?”
>”No, no, no. /We/ are going to play a game my sister was doing one time with his coltfriend…”
>Playing something in the bath? That’s weird. There is no way you could get to play in he-
>Wait what’s that sensation
>>26039878
NOBEANSTODAY
JUSTEGGS
>>26035793
if you're gay, but you have siblings who have kids, its in your best interest to make sure those kids grow up safe and healthy. a family with a few "confirmed bachelors" has an evolutionary advantage in that they have extra adults around to provide for and take care of children. look up "kin selection."
>>26039986
G..go on
>>26039986
your English is bad and you should feel bad!
>>26040390
Well...That's what you get when you summon a writefag using >>26026519
Better that than nothing
>>26028444
>homosexuality
>evolutionary advantage
>advantage
>at all
got a kek here, mate
it's as natural as any mutation, and even if it's no genetic defect it's still connected to behaviour unnatural to functioning humans
>>26040390
Shut up and let him continue
>>26040430
check this out:
>>26040254
>>26021507
Screw the green. Somebody just drawfag and animate it.
>>26039986
jesus christ! what happened next?
>>26040581
fucking children is caring
>>26039986
and then...
AND THEN?!?
>>26039986
>Sweetie Belle horn started to glow and you started to feel… funny in some parts
>As you turn down you see a green glow surrounding your belly
>Was she trying to tickle you with her magic? No no, no, no! Everything but tickles!
>You started to giggle a little and started moving around rudely in the bath as a convulsed cat
“Stop that! S-stop! I can’t hold my laughter! Hahahaha!”
>Sweetie Belle started to giggle vilely as she covered her mouth a bit with her left hoof and watched you twist in laugh
>The only sound that was heard in the bathroom was the sound of your laugh and the splash of the water as your hooves slammed the water continually
>She leaned close and started using her hooves to give you even more tickles
>Tickling your neck, belly and ears
>You don’t like this game anymore!
>Then Sweetie belle stopped tickling you, but her horn was still glowing
>You started to calm down a little, stopping to laugh every second
>You look down and your belly wasn’t with her magic anymore, but underwater you could see the green glow surrounding something
>Oh no! She found your troyan horse! Which was out of his little shed…
>What is she going to do?
>”Seems that I hit the good spot… how do you feel, Rumble?” Sweetie Belle said, getting her head on your belly
“I… feel wei- mmn!”
>She then surprised you with an unexpected kiss
>You close your eyes to feel the moment
>Your first kiss…
>It was… pretty normal. You just tasted her lips as she tasted yours
>She broke the kiss and looked at you with a big smile
>”Did you like it?” she squeaked as her horn started to glow even more than before
“Y-yes… I think that- Ouh! Ah!”
>You started to feel pain in your little horse as the green glow started to intensify underwater
>>26040390
Hell, like if I care.
>>26040713
>>26040798
Sorry for being slow m8's
>>26040851
I bet there's discrimination against miscegenation, especially among the spartan pegasi and elitistic unicorns
>>26040851
>Sweetie Belle gasped as the beast made his entrance
>’Hey guys, who called’?
>That’s what it would say if it could talk. But that was coming from your imagination of course
>”So that’s your…”
“Y-yes…”
>Sweetie Belle started to get more curious and got closer to it, starting to poke it with her hoof
“Sweetie… could you stop… your magic? Is hurting… me…”
>But she didn’t listen to your words as she kept poking your private area, a transparent liquid coming from there as it gets attention from her
“Ah… please… Sweetie… your… magic…”
>By the curiosity of Sweetie Belle, her magic was getting stronger for some reason
>You could feel something coming from inside of you
“Sweetie… I feel weirder than before…”
>She ignored you and went directly to stroke your member with her two hooves
>That sudden movement startled you and you really wanted to move away Sweetie for touching your private area
>But you didn’t want to make her stop… your body didn’t! It was rejecting your decision!
>You were biting your lower lip as Sweetie continued stroking your member
>”What do you feel?” she asked and wondered, curious of your reaction
“Ah… I…. don’t know!”
>Your ears and cheeks were burning and your mind was racing over thousand of thoughts of this situation
>Then you felt something coming from it and a white fluid emerged
“Hnn… ah…” you said in pleasure, looking at the ceiling and resting on the bathtub
>Sweetie Belle saw in awe as your seed went like a fountain, right directly to the bath
>You could see on her head her horn had stopped glowing. Her magic finally stopped and you could take a breath of relief
>”Whoa, how did that feel, Rumble?”
“Weird, very weird” you say taking short breathes and gasping
>>26041440
so far so good
>>26041440
>Oh dang, some of that white fluid went to her face!
“You got some of that white liquid on your face” you pointed on her with your hoof
>Sweetie Belle touched her face to feel the sticky liquid on her face
>”This is pretty sticky… Oh I got an idea!” Sweetie Belle said as she lowered her head to where your member was placed “I’ll suck your thing and clean my head under the water of the bath! That way I can get my face clean and we can continue with this!”
>She was gasping directly at it; you could feel her warm breath on your little boat. It made you feel even weirder. But you like it, you really did like that
>”Oh, is twitching! That must mean is alive! Hello little Rumble!” she giggled as she looked at your reaction
>Your face was between concern and happiness. Is this what adults do? Is this love? Or something else?
>She started to slowly lick the tip of your member, licking in circles and horizontally as if it was a lollipop
>Your member was getting more erect than before, which gave Sweetie the opportunity to take a look at your balls
>Instead of sucking your member, she went lower to your balls and started sucking individually one by one
>This was the best game ever… Should you tell Button about this?
>He likes videogames, so… maybe you should. He is so competitive that he could be a master at this game
>As you got distracted by your thought, Sweetie Belle had moved into your member, giving it a nice and slow suck
>Now she was massaging your balls with her hooves as she sucked your little member
>You eyed the ceiling with bliss in your eyes
>”Mmmm~” Sweetie approved the salty lollipop
>You groaned and gasped as the orgasm took the best of you. With your right hoof you place Sweetie’s head underwater, she still sucking you. This could be a good opportunity to clean the mess you made on her face
>”Mmmh!” she responded abruptly to your action, but she continued sucking, using her tongue while doing so
>>26041876
whoa! things really went too far. i like it.
>>26041876
>With all the strong on your right hoof you made sure Sweetie Belle didn’t stop on sucking
>A few bubbles started to come from the bathtub as Sweetie’s back legs moved around the bath
>”brrbbmmmmm”
>But you couldn’t hear her as your hoof made sure she kept sucking
“Yes… keep doing that…”
>Sweetie Belle was trying to escape your grasp, but it was no use as you were completely lost on the orgasm
>Her rude movements on your member only made it harder and it made you feel even better
“Yes, yes! Oh…!”
>The bathtub was filling with bubbles of a desperate filly trying to escape the chains of a possible and slow but sex death
>”Brbrbbrmmmm….”
>Then the bubbles stopped emerging and Sweetie Belle stopped moving
>Sweetiebot.exe has stop working
>Then you felt the same power from before coming from your member
“Sweetie… Ah, Hnng…!”
>As you remove your hoof from Sweetie’s head, she almost jumps and gasp for air
>Your member once again throwing it seeds, this time near your belly and chest
>You watch Sweetie Belle having problems to breath
“This game is amazing! Can we repeat?”
>But Sweetie Belle didn’t seem to like it as she started to tear up a bit
>”We are… not playing… anymore! At least… not in this… bathtub!” she said, taking a gasp almost in every word she said
>You located a tiny part of the white liquid you produced which was stained on your chest
>Using your hoof you get some of it and lick the hoof. It tasted like salt and salad
“Hmm… salty”
>”Eww, Rumble! I don’t think you are supposed to drink stuff coming from your body…”
>>26042453
Missed opportunity to kill boners by killing her. Or raise boners, who am I to judge.
>>26042453
>You were about to say something in defense, as if it was your curiosity and nothing else. But you two could heard knocks on the door and an angry Anonymous right outside it
>”Hey you two! Dinner is ready! We got beans and tortillas so you two better go down or I’ll eat all of em’!”
>You almost forgot that Anon was in the house…
“We are coming, Anon!” you answer as you get out of the bathtub, the stains of your seed disappearing from your fur
>”Again? Man you two are premature or what the hell? Just get out of the bathroom already!”
>Wait, what?
>You look at Sweetie Belle and she gives you a concern look on her face
“He… he heard us?”
>”I don’t know, I don’t feel like asking… oh this is so awkward… let’s just go down and don’t talk to him of this”
>You nod and help Sweetie Belle to get out of the bathtub
>She gets closer to you and gives you a little kiss on the cheek
>”I really liked that you weren’t so shy on the bath with me, Rumble”
“Ah… heh… you too…”
>Sweetie Belle giggled as she used her magic to open the door of the bathroom
>That wasn’t so bad, was it?
>Maybe you should ask your brother about this stuff… this really was adult stuff after all
>”KIDS, THE TORTILLAS!” Anon said with a fury of nine hundred and ninety-nine suns
>Better hurry or he’ll get angrier!
And done.
Now you niggers pray to get another writefag to write a story better than mine.
I never expected to write a fagottry story about Sweetie Belle giving a blowjob to Rumble, but eh. Maybe next time i'll write something straight out of Rumble and Button having seckts.
And well, this was a good opportunity to start experimenting to lewds with colts and fillies, next step: /ss/
Leaving the pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/Jjsw8bJd
>>26042576
I have to jack off to sweetie belle now.
nice work.WITNESS ME
