Let's be serious for a moment.
SITUATION: Pone world becomes real, humans can travel to it.
How can any of us expect to actually meet, let alone get with ANY pone even REMOTELY related to The Mane 6?
We are talking about the HEROES of Equestria here, not just some random characters.
We talk about waifus and faggot shit like that, but would any of you mind if you just ended up with a normal, non-important pone as an SO?
Discuss.
>>26015862
I bet i can get a cab faster than the Princess of Friendship/Element of Magic
>>26015862
Let's get real
If they were out-of-our-league heroes, they would be acknowledged by the common ponies as such
As it stand, not one pony seems to give a shit they have a fucking castle and a princess (25% of all alicorns in Equestria they know of) in their own village.
>>26015927
OP here.
Either way, the question stands, is there a legitimate/reasonable expectation for relationships with the Mane 6 and related pones?
>>26015862
I'd probably get offended that a four legged animal might be smarter then I.
>>26015862
Friendly relationship yes I do. I'm sure if you went and started talking to them about shit they would listen and help you if you needed it. Romantic. I don't think so most of them don't seem interested in relationships in the show.except for rarity and the eqg movies for twilight
>>26016029
>>26016029
Because they're the main characters you dingus
>>26015862
>would any of you mind if you just ended up with a normal, non-important pone
Nope. As long as it has a belly I'd rub the fuck out of it.
>>26015862
Heaven is Equestria, OP.
When we die, each one of us will get our very own Equestria all to ourselves.
They hang out in a hick town and are dumb pones.
Pinkie will be the only one too hard to bludgeon.
>>26015862
There is only one THING to do. I introduce myself as a hero and appeal to their interests. It has a high percentage of working out.
>>26016403
>not wanting to go to Walhalla
>>26016378
The thing is, your hands would be the most desired thing in Equestria for their rubbing capabilities, so the main pones would certainly fight over you
>>26015862
>would any of you mind if you just ended up with a normal, non-important pone as an SO?
I'd try my hardest to get with Twilight, but if I couldn't then I wouldn't be adverse to trying for other ponies.
>>26016459
What the vikings called Valhalla, we call Equestria.
All the vikings are there now. They had a bit of a shock at first when they discovered what their mythical paradise truly was like behind all the metaphors and euphemisms, but they soon learned to love the pone.
>>26016470
Sure, if the prompt wasn't that any human could go to Equestria whenever they pleased.
Also if they even gave a shit about belly rubs in the first place.
>>26016490
Great.
So Horseland is full of snownigger raiders?
>>26016534
No, since we each get our very own Equestria.
The only potential snownigger in your own Equestria is you yourself, anon.
At your twilight you'll have to leave everything behind you, but you won't be sorry. It's easy to survive.
>>26016504
>implying pones don't love belly rubs & ear scratches
>>26016579
That's /mlp/ headcanon.
You'd think we would see the girls vying for Spike's attention if it were really a highly desire thing in pone world.
>>26016664
>comparing hard scaly claws to soft human hands
>>26016702
Scaly maybe, but hard? How would you know?
He's a baby dragon who wears frilly aprons. Nigga probably uses scale lotion to stay soft for raricuddles.
>>26016717
>this spikefag delusion
>>26016736
>this general delusion
You're the one thinking he has million dollar fingers. You probably don't even cut your nasty ass nails.
>>26016702
>comparing human bony meatclubs to agile ,soft tentacles
>>26016750
He has reptillian claws. Have you seen those? Just google it, stupid spikefag
>>26016753
I agree, we do need more tentacle threads on /mlp/
Good idea Anon.
>>26015862
Realistically, if they actually are national-tier heroes, then I have no hope of ever meeting them.
But you know what? That's cool, because if we're taking a realistic look at this then there's an entire nation of fuzzy, adorable, equally interesting magical horses out there for me to talk to. By the definition of the show we see a very, very narrow perspective of Equestria; if we focused on more ponies, I'm sure there was plenty more we'd end up finding adorable as well.
...mind you, I'd still try and get a face-to-face meeting with Sunnybuns. Even if I couldn't waifu her, I'd still like to meet her.
>>26016767
Your hatred of Spike does not make me a spikefag for disagreeing with you.
And please point me to a picture of a real life dragon to compare those specific claws to.
>>26016490
>tfw Aztecs considered ascension into the Sun to be "heaven"
>tfw all of them awakened on Sunhorses plot
I sincerely believe I could make Twiggy Piggy mine.
I am a silver-tongued devil and my greatest quality is serving as a catalyst for the growth and joy of other people. I am the best of friends and I make women purr just as easily as a cat.
I don't even have the slightest doubt I could make her mine. I can't even dwell on it too much and psych myself up to be anxious about the idea of failure.
God, I fucking love being me.
>>26015862
>Equestria becomes accessible to humans
>send any and all shitskins there
>whites and some asians remain on earth
>earth becomes a paradise
>equestria turns into africa 2.0
>mfw
![346635110_208b376661[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pCKhkEm.jpg "346635110_208b376661[1].jpg")
>>26016785
I don't hate spike, but you're comparison is absolutely retarded.
His claws would look somewhat like pic related
>"Oh spike, please rub my belly!"
>>26016887
>equestria turns into africa 2.0
>equestria is actually in Africa IRL
>>26016902
your*
Literally just hang around ponyville enough and you will run into them since outside of being heroes, that's pretty much where you'd be able to catch them on any random day. Maybe take a trip to canterlot to find rarara or bookhorse. Don't be a massive toolbox and be relatively sociable and you've pretty much made friends with Pinks and AJ right there.
Personally, I'd go looking for Trixie, partially as an excuse to see equestria at large.
>>26016902
I suppose if they translated to reality fully and he actually had nails, sure.
But then I'd never have my soft, squishy hoofjobs and that would be just terrible.
![d9d9b371ddffdc91a1cf3c48bce3990ecccbf896eee04d94cdd40f26915b2d22_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T1HVlET.jpg "d9d9b371ddffdc91a1cf3c48bce3990ecccbf896eee04d94cdd40f26915b2d22_large[1].jpg")
>>26017021
>not wanting a hoofjob from a real horse
>>26017054
>wanting your dick crushed by a hard and possibly untrimmed hoof
>>26015862
They might be heroes, but they are not treated like that. We can simply walk into ponyville and I'm certain they would come to you first.
I would not mind to be stuck with different pone as long as it doesn't resemble any OC and it's a mare.
>>26017068
>there exists an equestria made up entirely of fandom OCs
>>26015862
The show ignores their status as heroes of Equestria often enough, so they're unrecognized by many ponies, so I don't think it'll be much of a problem to get in touch with them.
>>26017068
>as long as it doesn't resemble an OC
The show has pretty much established that it's full of OCs and the mane six and typical background ponies are plain janes by comparison.
Be honest /mlp/, what would you do if another human being was competing for your waifu?
>>26017146
I would kill him
>>26017244
>not being good enough for your waifu that there is no competition
You don't deserve her.
>>26017290
She would want me, but i can't afford to have an unstable, obsessive neckbeard spying on us. That's a disaster waiting to happen
>get to equestria
>"Finally, my cursed life is over, paradise is here"
>Chad is already here.
>Fluttershy just wants to be friends.
>Apples, Books, Dresses, Ponk, Autism, Sun and Moonbutt too. Even the cmc don't want anything to do with me.
>See Chad go in their houses before making each and everyone of them scream with pleasure through the windows.
Well, at least i'm a n-nice guy.
They'll come around eventually.
>>26017348
I'm impressed. But who isshe?
>>26015862
I joke about it and fap to the porn, but I don't think I would actually want to fuck any of them.
They are too cute and not for sexual.
>>26017290
>Twilight would want an attention whoring namefag on an anonymous imageboard
Please. She'd be disgusted by you. Why don't you go work a dead end job and waste away in front of your computer alone in a house somewhere?
>>26015862
Serious reply: actually no. But, since I'm such a sucker for cute animals, I'd be happy by just meeting a couple anonymous ponies.
>>26017478
Jealous.
>>26015862
Who gives a fuck about the mane 6 really?
We're here for the horse pussy OP.
We've seen hundreds of pone, and they were all cute. And 80% of them had pussies.
If we talk REAL here, in the event it would happen, and that I would REALLY end up close to any of them (and worse, assuming I COULD date them, eventually.) I'd go batshit insane every fuckin time a monster/whatever catastrophe happens. No way in fuckin hell my girl goes risking her life for whatever reasons. I'd leave her, whoever she is, the second time something happens.
TL:DR; get the pone pussy, not the fuckin mane 6./tulpa off
>>26017662
>>26016872
>tips fedora
