>I KNOW YOUR SECRET, ANON~
>>26010048
Okay, you got me.I'm not sure if I'd actually fuck a pony.
>>26010069
Faggot!
>>26010048
Then you're aware that you're about fifty feet within my restraining order-mandated zone.
>>26010048
I don't really have any secrets.
Already tell people about being a horsefucker, having killed someone, being mostely incompetent, being a raging sperg and a masochist.
Nothing really left.
>>26010069
>not sure
>>26010048
>rape
>>26010069
Get the fuck out of here before i break your neck
I have no secrets
>>26010183
>mostely incompetent
you're not lying.
>>26010183
>telling people about your horsefuckery
>>26010048
That I want to fuck irl fillies? Not much of a secret
>>26010048
>tfw Diamond Tiara will never blackmail you into giving her sexual favors
>>26010183
>Completely incompetent
FTFY. No thanks nesh F@m
>>26010098
>Yes, and i know what would happen if someone were to find out
>So...what are you going to do about that?
>>26010048
What was it again? I forgot.
>>26010048
>"you just had to see my power level."
>>26010069
>>26010183
>having killed someone
Holy fuck, dude.
How did that go down?
Did he have it coming? Did he break into your house? Or was it during war times?
>>26012084
And vehicular manslaughter doesn't count
>>26010183
> admitting horsefuckery
> openly talking about having killed someone
> "mostely"
>>26010183
And I broke another kids nose with a wooden block in kindergarten.
>>26010069
>spoiler
>>26010048
I don't think so. I do not, in fact, have six fingers on my right hand.
>>26010048
I'm sorry, but since I can't remove that from your brain, I need to kill you.
>>26010048
"Neat-O. Which one?"
>"You know which one, Anon!"
>You scratch your chin, looking up to the sky.
"Not ringing a bell. Sounds more like you're trying to guilt me into doing something by lying about knowing a secret."
>"THE ONE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
"It's common knowledge that we enjoy giving each other sexual favors, even if she claims it's for 'Research'. Is that all?"
>Diamond Tiara stamps her hooves on the ground, and groans loudly. She's about to yell something again, but you cut her off.
"But I know one of YOUR secrets..."
>She turns pale, and tries to lift a hoof to object.
>You smack it back down, grinning.
"I know about your little 'Sleepovers' with Silver Spoon. Y'know where you two like to... 'Cut a rug'. 'Chop the forest'. 'Shear the hedges'..."
>She looks confused.
"You two fuck instead of sleeping."
>Diamond Tiara leaps up, and covers your mouth with her hooves.
>"I'LLDOANYTHINGYOUSAYPLEASEDONTTELLANYONE!"
Well? What do you do?
>>26012437
Just stay away from those three fillies you enjoy fucking with, and I won't ruin your life.
>>26012437
threesome with DT and SS
>>26012437
"Nah, I'm good."
>Proceeds to tell literally everyone.
>>26010069
>>26012452
gg anon
>>26012461
kek
>>26010183
I can one up that I haven't killed anyone but I did tell everybody I knew in highschool I was attracted to 12yo girls
Nobody knows. Not even I know.
I want to cum inside silver spoon
>>26012437
Ask for an invitation, to fuck both girls
>>26010069
>>26010048
>implying I'm not a shitposter from /b/ and /pol/
>>26010222
>>26010764
>>26012233
Yeah, I know I spelled mostly wrong...
I knew you faggots would rip on me about it.
>>26010226
>>26012233
I only said it to a few people back when I was a stupid kid.
>Implying I'm not still a stupid kid
I'm self aware enough that I know not to do it now though.
>>26012084
Some guy I had just met in school, acted all nice and then started saying stupid shit, one of the things he said really pissed me off, so I grabbed him by the throat, push up against a wall and managed to crush his trachea.
>>26014620
Jesus, dude.
Did you do time for that?
>>26014644
Surprisingly, no, just a warning.
I managed to get away with a lot of shit.
I guess I was too young and the system was a lot more lenient back then, not really sure.
>>26014620
>grabbed him by the throat
Did you tell him to "back the fuck off?"
>>26010048
NO! NO ONE MUST KNOW THAT I HATE MYSELF MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE DOES!
>>26010069
You...you monster !
>>26014663
Sounds like bullshit. Even if you were in middle school you would've been sent to juvie or a psych ward. You don't just commit non-defensive manslaughter and get off scot-free.
What country do you live in?
>>26010048
>"Alright, I confess, I fantasize about fucking PT"
>>26016500
Like I said, I don't know why nothing major happened to me, I got expelled from the school and that was it.
I live in Canada.
>>26010069
>>26010048
No one must know about my argyle socks!
NO ONE.
>>26016532
>I live in Canada
Now it makes sense
AHAHAHAHA NECROBUMPING SHIT THREAD FAGGOTS
>>26014620
Did he try to tell you that it was just a prank bro?
>>26019337
Last thing he said was "Fuck you", if I remember correctly.
