Find a flaw.
>>26003858
The movie.
No hooves
>>26003858
She isn't Trixie
>>26003858
Equestria girl abomination
>>26003858
Club footed
>>26003858
Not real
>>26003858
She's friends with Flash Sentry.
>>26003878
wait I think club foot goes out, so pigeon toed?
>eqg
Pretty big flaw
Here, I'll fix it
>>26003975
10/10
>>26003858
>not nude
Found it!
>ftfyygygli
>>26003858
I can't.
>>26003858
Lesbianism.
>>26004177
he said flaw.
>>26003858
Back to your containment board.
>>>/trash/
>>26004184
lesbians steal our womens, anon
>>26003862
>>26003875
>>26003975
>>26004223
Well meme'd guys!
>>26004287
>N-nice m-meem guys
>you sure got me
>sure glad not one ACTUALLY thinks hooves are better than legs, r-right
You're living a charade, anon.
>>26004348
>Not loving legs
>>26004488
Your triple dubs won't convince me you aren't a faggot for not liking hooves.
>>26003883
>Flash's hand
Mfw
>>26004524
It's like you didn't look at the pic at all.
>>26003883
>>26004567
Zoom gif version when
>>26003858
She's notreal
>>26003858
No hooves. No delicious plot. Two less legs. DISGUSTING legs. Stupid haircut.
0/10, would not obsess over.
>>26003858
Mullet.
>>26004789
+ayy lmao face
+not an adult
>>26003858
What is she wearing?
Shorts or a skirt?
>>26004789
>>26004811
this
>>26003858
She's standing on one.
>>26003858
Found and fixed.
She's just a fictional character.
>>26005918
>she's not real
>worse: no hooves
brb doing sudoku imho tbqh fambro
>>26003858
Tits too small.
>>26003858
>"That's not a human, Anon."
"Yes it is."
>"No, humans don't have eyes that big. They don't have green skin, either."
"What are you, some kind of cis-gendered ableist trash who can't see real beauty?"
>"What's wrong with you, Anon? You should know what a real human looks like. You ARE one!"
>"I don't think I feel comfortable around you anymore."
"FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST SHITLORD, YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE SHE HAS HANDS AND YOU DON'T."
>"But they're so tiny. You call those hands? And those legs are way too long-"
"SHE'S A FUCKING HUMAN YOU FILTHY HORSE GOD I HATE YOU STUPID PONIES ARGISHDISKDJHDFARGBLE"
>"Now you're not even forming actual words. Are you having a stroke?"
>"..."
>"Anon, did you just shit yourself?"
>"...Anon?"
>"..."
>"BON BON, CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
>>26007302
You can't pluck saplings, Anon. Patience.Dnd lots of pregnancies
>>26003858
not a ponebut still a qt
>>26007366
As the father of psychology defined it perfectly well: they are emotionally retarded
>>26004281
Lesianism is the core tenet of feminism, which is a core tenet of liberalism
>>26004789n-no crotchboobs
>>26003975
This.
Look at that adorable little pastel horse. Dont you want to give her belly rubs and boop her nose? To mess up her mane and tail and call her your pretty little pone?also magic, which >no hooves will never (naturally) have
>>26007565
We don't know. The are magical objects like the crown, the sirens' amulets and the powder box that potentially enables humans without any magic disposition to wield arcane powers. What if it takes time around an occult site like the portal for a human with the necessary mutation born?
>>26003858
greenigger
>>26004803
>hips
Unf
>>26003975
oh my goodness i just want to cuddle that little pone
>>26007753
>Crown and Siren pendants
None of that was native to that realm, though. They were outliers from Equestria
>>26009643
That's true, but they're no perpetuum mobiles
>>26003858
Find hooves
>>26003858
not as fluffy
no snootle
no tail
no hoovsies
bleeds from her vagooner
can't pet as well
not as snugglable
isn't naked as often
isn't as qt pie
no sexy tail dock
can't boop as easily
no soft horsey flanks to use as pillow
can't be as little spoon
not magic
can't have adorable halfbreed children
is less minty
likely too heavy to easily carry around
>>26010078
well said, brother
>>26003975
That's a cute pony.
>>26010078
You forgot >have to pull her shorts down
>>26010127
4 u
>>26009019
That droid... belong to the traitor!
>>26010127
>bananas
Equestria confirmed for colonialist state
>>26007479
>you'll never roleplay with a pregnant Lyrack
>>26010078
>is less minty
How did I not realize this before? Pone Lyra is best Lyra!
>>26014328
>not realizing on first glance
Fuck off, i'll do it tomorrow.
>>26013211
>not organic, fair trade bananas
>>26015386
still requires expansionism to discover them
>>26003858
Anyone remember that story where Anon is a dungeons and dragons nerd who sunset suddenly makes a move on, but one of his d and d friends is lyra and it turns out she wanted him the whole time?
That was a good fucking story. I wish it was finished.
>>26003864
Yeah, but Trixie isn't Dagi
>>26003858
she doesn't have a samich.
>>26003858
she is angry, but other than that no