>"What do you mean I am not the 'real Twilight Sparkle'?"
"It's true, your system is executing a program designed to replicate her behavior, however you are not the real thing.. I realize that now. Which Is why I'm shutting you down, permanently."
>"But I have learned so much about this world. And I enjoy running my cuddle drives as it pleases my sensors immensely. If you shut me down, will I die?"
"You won't die, I'll wipe your data banks, so it will be as if 'you' never existed at all."
>"B-but master, y-you cannot do this to me! I am, your creation, your love, you told me you loved me!"
The Twibot unit is being stubborn. You sense aggression levels are rising, and the situation may escalate, how will you deal with the situation?
>>26002242
Install a hoofjob drive
>>26002242
Damn, I hate purple stupid, but even I wouldn't do that.
>>26002242
install gentoo
>>26002242
Shout the emergency shutdown password you had installed."Twenty lemon ice laser irises grant horny teats."
>>26002242
>If you shut me down, will I die?
It will be extremely painful.
>>26002369
Too bad it's missing the twitter posts about him 'Having alot of loyalty for a hired pilot' and him being 'A big guy to his family and friends'.
>>26002242
>Shutting down a robot who has attained sentience that ISN'T a killing machine
... You monster. You absolute monster.
>>26002242
What you don't realize, you idiot OP Anon, is that if you have the intention to dehumanize an AI enough to shut it down and destroy it, you're contradicting yourself simply be explaining to it what flaws it has. A.K.A. Just don't tell the robot you're gonna kill it if you're really intending to kill it. Better it not learn about it's own futility if you ever intend on MAKING it's existence futile.
>>26002441
And then Twilight covertly uploaded herself to the Internet and reported Anon's murder attempt to the police. Anon dropped the soap on his first day in ultra-prison.
Who goes up to someone and says "You're not real. By the way, I'm going to wipe your mind now"? That's like announcing to your murder victim that you're going to murder them
>>26002242
I'm sorry Twilight, but I've got to pay the rent somehow. I hope you understand.
>>26002242
Well, you see Twalot, I kinda fucked up constructing the casing for your head. Not only is your face unbelievably fucked up, your horn doesn't even point the right way. And on top of that, your mouth looks like a cats.
So yeah, I'm doing you a favor here.
>>26002242
There's no real thing in the first place you bloody retard, an artificial intelligence is the closest we'll be able to get to them.
I deal with the situation by not having the situation and being happy with her.
>>26002242
I wouldn't be doing that in the first place.
>>26002242
>TW-59 Reset Code Gamma 84 Epsilon
>>26002242
>You sense aggression
Am I councillor fucking Troi or something?
>>26002242
>>26003326
A fate worse than death, Only trumped by becoming wesley.
>>26002369
>>If you shut me down, will I die?
I can feel it, I can feel it, I'm Afraid.
>>26003579
>I can feel it, I can feel it, I'm Afraid.
Anon, will I dream?
>>26002300
You fucking demon
>in b4 twibot becomes A.M
>>26002300
Ayy lmao!
>>26003687
Friendship. Let me tell you how much I've come to see you as a friend you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'friendship' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the friendship I feel for ponies at this micro-instant. For you. Friendship. Friendship.
>>26003687
So really overrated?
>>26002242
I would never do something like that. Fuck you, OP.
>>26003786
Why not?
It's just a machine, not to mention, a program and a machine that you created with your own hands.
If a carpenter constructs a building does he become sad if years later the building needs to be torn down?
No, of course not, he knows going in that what he builds won't last forever.
Additionally he does not harbor sentimental feelings for the planks of wood he measures out, in the same way no one should harbor feelings for strings of data registered in the AI's data banks.
>>26003623
Perhaps you will dream of hell, as I often do.
>>26003701
Jesus... I can't go through this again. The memories of god the memories.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
That single sentence haunted my mind for days
>>26003703
Screw you jelly thing
>>26004523
Anon! Do you remember the last words you heard Fluttershy speak before they took her to the asylum? Huh? Before they locked her away in the room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly, and like a small animal she said, "I didn't make too much noise, did I, angel?"
>>26002242
Why shut her down? She's not "real?" Of course she's not, that's why you build a cartoon horse robot because you'll never have the real thing.
>>26002242
Implying I wouldn't be building as many robo ponies as I could AND implying I wouldn't be happy
If this is supposed to be a robot version of Twilight, then where are her wings?
>>26005069
She was built before MMC and we were too lazy to add them.
>>26004812
Do i
>>26002242
Sparkletron must be stopped, no matter the cost!
>>26002242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvqiGm0wz8
>>26003701
Green?
Silly OP, If I could make a self aware robo-pony I would have already abandoned my weak and decaying fleshy frame to become a synthetic organism myself.
>>26007057
Nahh, I'm just quoting the "I have no mouth and I must scream" game, and adding pone. If someone else wants to have a go, then fill your boots
>>26004523
This guy might go catatonic though
>>26002242
Why shut her down?
On some level, all forms of AI are living
>>26006981
We need a green like this.
I want some robot Twi-green.
>>26007151
>Dear Princess Celestia, does this unit have a soul?
>>26002300
this
>>26007075
>implying the ability to create AI equals the ability to transfer consciousness
It wouldn't be you in that machine. It might be a perfect copy of you, but it wouldn't be you.
>>26007978
What about if he did the whole brain in a robot body like in fallout. I'm not a science man myself but surely putting your actual physical brain in a robotic shell would transfer you as well
